God loves me and so do my employees

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03-03-2006, 02:26 PM
cigar no baka

God loves me and so do my employees

Well my employees have known that I smoke cigars for about a year now. I guess it's because I take one out right before I go to lunch, take in the aroma, check out the wrapper and lovingly put it in my shirt pocket right before I go to lunch. Then I come back with that wonderful, heavenly cigar smell on me, making all kinds of comments about what a great cigar I just had.

So at our Christmas party this year, what do I get in my bag? An LFD factory press and a Camacho Liberty '05!!! The found out where I buy and went down and got me 2 very nice cigars!!

Just this week I did performance evaluations, and most employees were very happy as I am fair and I recognize superior performance. So I am down at my smoke shop last evening and I run into one of them at the register, as they are in the process of buying me a Padron 1926!!!

Ahhhh, can you feel the love???:smiley41:
03-03-2006, 02:34 PM
nhcigarfan

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Originally Posted by cigar no baka

Ahhhh, can you feel the love???:smiley41:

Ahhhh, I can see the bribery!!! :smiley2:

Whoever is buying that 1926 definitely has a raise/promotion coming.
03-03-2006, 03:05 PM
cigar no baka

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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Ahhhh, I can see the bribery!!! :smiley2:

Whoever is buying that 1926 definitely has a raise/promotion coming.

Nah, not bribery, if they bought me cigars beforehand, it wouldn't affect me :smiley16:
03-03-2006, 03:06 PM
Drake

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Originally Posted by cigar no baka

Nah, not bribery, if they bought me cigars beforehand, it wouldn't affect me :smiley16:

what shop is that? my himidor needs a couple of 26s
03-03-2006, 07:05 PM
cigar no baka

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Originally Posted by Drake

what shop is that? my himidor needs a couple of 26s

The Smoke Ring in Sugarland. They have a bunch of both 1926 and 1964 right now.
03-03-2006, 08:45 PM
slcraiders

You sound like a great boss. My peeps know I smoke, but when they hear of the prices, they think I am crazy. I get Raiders stuff or bourbon instead. Some day, I hope the smokes start rolling in. Who knows? It is also performance review/annual compensation time at my place of business too. No bribery, but gifts are always welcomed.
03-06-2006, 01:49 PM
cigar no baka

Good lord I got hit again this weekend. We had our big annual banquet and three ex-employees gave me a bag, which contained three "Monica specials" (three Partagas cigars in glass tubes that are the longest cigars I have ever seen, at least a foot long), and one Aurora Preferidos. They wanted me to know hnow much they missed me!!!
03-06-2006, 03:50 PM
Shagaroo

:smiley3:

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