With the world on the brink of apocalypse, I thought I should make sure we all know how to properly recognize evil incarnate. Here is the list thus far.
As we all know:
666 = number of the beast
But did you also know:
660 = approximate number of the beast
665 = older brother of the beast
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
669 = The Beast's kinky girlfriend
66600 = zip code of the beast
1/666 = common denominator of the beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
66.6mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories fully loaded
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
$666/hr = The lawyer of the Beast's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium processor
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
Further updates:
6.6.6.0= The class C subnet of the beast
www.cigarbid.com= The website of the beast
