Gorill AMting Experiment

One day, the zookeeper approaches one of the groundskeepers with a proposition. "Joe," he says "we have an experiment running for an animal mating study and we would like you to help us out and you can make some extra cash in the process." Joe is interested and asks for the details.

The zookeeper explains that they need someone to have sex with the female gorilla so they can make some observations about her behaviour in that situation. He further tells Joe that the pay is $500 and it should only take a shot time.

Joe is willing to take the job but only under two conditions: First, the gorilla must be tied up so that she cannot grab him during the act and secondly the gorilla must be muzzled.

These terms are agreeable so they make a deal and head to the gorilla habitat.

The research team prepares the gorilla as per the terms Joe requested. Once the are ready Joe undresses and positions himself below the female.

She immediately lowers herdelf on to him and starts going to town. Before ling the gorilla has worked herself into a frenzy and Joe begins screaming. The research team immediately rushes in and starts trying to remove the gorilla at which point Joe excalims "no, no take the muzzle off, I want to kiss this bitch!"

That's "mating." Sorry.