I Hate Mornings

I thought I was really on top of things this morning. I went through my desktop humi and my little tupperware container I've been using as a travel humi. The travel humi was originally planned to be my office humi.

Everything came out of both boxes, got shifted around on my dining room table, reorganized, placed into proper boxes, and I even remembered to take the tupperdor to work with me.

Several hours later something occurs to me. I don't have a cutter at the office. Dumbass. Box full of smokies and no way to, well, smoke them.

Come to think of it, I don't have any lighters/matches in the office, either. So even if I was able to cut them, I wouldn't be able to smoke them.

The best laid plans of might and men go aft aglee.

Thats why I keep a cheap punch cutter on my key chain.

Single Guillotine in my wallet. Spare lighter in the office drawer.

Well, there is a pair of bolt cutters floating around the office... And I was able to arc a gap on a computer I was uring the other day (unfortunately, I arced it with my finger, but a cigar would probably conduct....

I keep a cutter, a punch, a lighter, and matches in my truck.

Do you have any gas lines coming into your building?:smiley3: