a man of constant sorrow...

I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!

You sir, are a geographical oddidity..... two weeks from everywhere

That is one awesome movie. I don't know why because it's so simple and funny in a stupid kind of way, but every once in a while I find myself dropping it into the DVD.

Drives the Wife nuts too 'cause she hates it.

Anyone know where I can get my hands on a can or two of Dapper Dan?

Damn! We're in a tight spot!