For the Big Boys

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs.

The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot

4. My favorite color is yellow

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow

11. My favorite color is blue

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs. --207 LBS

The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?--True

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?--True

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot--False

4. My favorite color is yellow--True

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club--False

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old--True

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII--True

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon--FALSE, mormons don't do that folks.

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses--false

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow--false

11. My favorite color is blue--false

12. Right now, I wish I could have:--d, new truck

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot--true

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:--c, tits

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers--true

16. I named my first child after:--d, none

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:--d, cigs

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:--d, crime boss

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?--d, 20 years

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:--d, libertarian

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks![/QUOTE]

Forgive any nonsense!

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs.
195
The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?
True
2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?
True
3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot
False! and if I'm wrong you're a goddamn unamerican pinko!
4. My favorite color is yellow
False
6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old
True
7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII
True
8. I was Baptized as a Mormon
False
9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses
False
10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow
False
11. My favorite color is blue
True
12. Right now, I wish I could have:
B (but you won't)
a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot
True, and if I'm wrong you're a goddamn unamerican pinko!
14. My favorite feature on a woman is:
A. Ass
a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers
True
16. I named my first child after:
A, Grandfather
a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:
A, Weed- but you still smoke cigarettes
a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:
Teacher
a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?
D. 20 years
a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:
C. Independant
a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs. 212

The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do? T

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh? T

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot F

4. My favorite color is yellow F

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club F

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old T

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII T

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon T

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses T

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow T

11. My favorite color is blue T

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot T

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

ALL OF THE ABOVE :smiley2:

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers T

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!

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:smiley20:

BUMP.

Come on Fellas. This is not that hard...

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs.

The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?True

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?True

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hotFalse

4. My favorite color is yellowFalse

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small clubTrue

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years oldTrue

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWIITrue

8. I was Baptized as a MormonTrue

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horsesFalse

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrowFalse

11. My favorite color is blueTrue

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck
d, a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hottrue

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality
b, eyes

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothersfalse

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
a, my grandfather
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes
a, lots of weed lol

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss
b, lawyer

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years
a, 5 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian
d, independant

Good luck folks!

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Awesome contest SLC:smiley20:

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs.

The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do? F

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh? T

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hotF

4. My favorite color is yellow F

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club T

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old F

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII T

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon F

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses F

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow F

11. My favorite color is blue T

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot T

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers F

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!

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Tie Breaker: 196 lbs
:smiley37:

Tie Breaker: 185 lbs (I'll bet you're a tall skinny-ass focker)

1. False

2. False

3. (Who's she??) False

4. True

5. True

6. False

7. True

8. (Do Mormons get Baptized??) I'll say true.

9. True

Thanks for the contest pal. Interesting one. I'll have to keep this format in mind for my 1000 post contest.

10. False

11. False (Is this a trick question?)

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

d.) a new truck

13. True

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:
b.) eyes

15. False (Another trick question IMHO)

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather

17. As a teenager, I smoked: d.) Lots of Cigarettes (Did you, as a Mormon, even know what grass & Meth was??)

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

c.) Teacher

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)? c.) 15 years

20. I consider myself to be: a.) Democrat (Don't know much about US Politics.)

By the way, thanks for the contest.:smiley32: Nice format. I'll have to remember this for when I have a nice 1000 post contest.

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do? TRUE

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh? FALSE

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot FALSE

4. My favorite color is yellow TRUE

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club FALSE

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old TRUE

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII TRUE

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses TRUE

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow TRUE

11. My favorite color is blue FALSE

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot TRUE

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers TRUE

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!

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Tie breaker: 211 LBS

Answers in blue. Nice contest SLC!

Congrats to Mauied1101 who won quite convincingly even though he forgot to answer one.

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?

False- got a few of you on this one..!

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?

False, my thighs are just fine thanks!

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot

False- Buffugly bitch

4. My favorite color is yellow

True. Don’t know why, but it makes me feel happy!

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club

False- my 6th or 7th concert with about 50-75 people max in attendance

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old

True. What a crazy evening that I wish I could hit the old DELETE button on…

7. My grandmother was a “Rosie the Rivet Girl”- during WWII

True- Grandma rocked!

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon

True- nothing else to do in Utah

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses

True- Gramps was the original “Bud Man”

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow

True- over a ghetto blaster (On my way home from a party, three dudes tried to steal my double tape deck portable out of all things). Switchblade to the eyebrow, yet I held on to the unit. I was in fear of my Dad saying: “Damnit, I worked my ass off to buy you that radio, and all you have to show for it is blood on the carpet”.

11. My favorite color is blue

False- see above

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.)a hot chick with her friend
b.)a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.)a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.)a new truck

b. then a. Both answers are acceptable, but as Hefty stated (I want, but I won’t)

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot

Grrrrrrr. True Dat’

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.)ass
b.)eyes
c.)tits
d.)personality

b.) The eyes tell it all!

But I do like a nice girl with a great personality… …as long as she has also possesses a nice answer A. and a great set of answer C.!

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers

True. Mom dragged me to this when I was 6 or so. I still remember this vividly: lots of pot, hair, and drunk fucktards singing “Blackwater”

16. I named my first child after:

a.)My Grandfather
b.)An actor
c.)A musician
d.)None of the above

c.) Tons of Ians in bands like Deep Purple, The Cult and Jethro Tull

17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.)Lots of weed
b.)A little Meth
c.)Lots of cigars
d.)Lots of Cigarettes

a.) I was a big stoner. Kept me sane during my teen years, I guess.

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.)Police Officer
b.)Lawyer
c.)Teacher
d.)Crime Boss

c.) A History Teacher until I found out what the wage was….

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.)5 years
b.)10 years
c.)15 years
d.)20 years

d.) Wow, and I am 35. WTF was I thinking (just kidding my little special apple spice dumpling pumpkin of a honey bear).

20. I consider myself to be:

a.)Democrat
b.)Republican
c.)Independent
d.)Libertarian

b.) By platform alone, but Dubya has left me, along with others, wondering what in the hell is wrong with this picture. Ross Perot in ’92!!! I believe the Reform party will make a big come-back in the next 5-10 years.

Smokes go out tomorrow- thanks for playing, guys.

Congrats to Mauied; great contest SLC!

And you are right about history teachers not making shit for a wage:smiley6:

SUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET :smiley20:

And I just looked back at the one I forgot to enter... yeah, you know I know the answer to that one my brotha... *pumping fists*

Seriously - thank you for the contest and in advance for this sticks. Gonna hit that postman like a dog on a bone.... or a postman....

Fantastic way to start the week. Except that work comes in 8 hours.

Cheers all.

Congrats Paul!

Great contest along with some interesting family history.:smiley20:

Awesome job Paul. And James thanks for the contest this one was fun :smiley20:

Got the sticks today - and I have to say, my eyes got bigger and bigger pulling out each stick. Thank you SLC for the great contest and gracious sticks!!!

Some day, some how, some way, I'll send a little firecracker when you least suspect it.

Until then, I'll be scheming and smokin' :smiley37: