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my cats breath smells like cat food.
is it the chicken...or the egg??.....
I'm a Black Ninja Mother F*($ers!!!!
I am a dollar.
and in the words of curtis jackson........"i am fitty cent"....
I hurt my toe and now I limp.
The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.
I've been called apathetic but I could care less.
I am a rock... ...I am an island.
I am the walrus.
goo goo goo joob.
Head, now there is a classic movie.
me fail english, that's unpossible
My dog just farted...:smiley40:
I were a high school graduate.
"there's snakes...on the motherfuckin' plane"!!!!..
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
My best friend's a leprechaun, he tells me to burn things...
A few quotes from Star Wars made funnier by changing one word to "pants"
you are unwise to lower your pants
chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this
you came in those pants? you're braver than i thought.
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
ba-da-BING
...ba-da-BOOM