"turn the page"....either version....
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"turn the page"....either version....
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ROFL
Good one, Sid!
thank you,thank you...i'm here all week...try the veal....and don't forget to tip your waitress.......
.......over...
I thought maybe it was"Where the Boys Are"
After being caught sending explicit emails to underage boys, Florida congressman Mark Foley has resigned. So his seat is up for grabs, which is what got him in trouble in the first place." --Jay Leno
"This is like the worst thing to happen to congressional Republicans since last Thursday. ... Most people think GOP stands for Gay Old Pedophile." --Jay Leno
"ABC is reporting that Mark Foley interrupted a vote on the House floor, stopped the House floor vote, so he could have online phone sex with a 16-year-old. Say what you want about Bill Clinton -- he could sit at his desk and have sex and work at the same time." --Jay Leno
"Apparently he had text message phone sex with a boy during a vote on funding for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. No one can say he's soft on terror." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Mark Foley has checked into alcohol rehab. Yeah, when asked about it, Foley said, 'I have a problem with 18-year old Scotch and 16-year-old boys.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The Republicans reacted quickly. They transferred Foley to a different parish." –David Letterman
I think its a toss-up between David and Jimmy. But, because I go to a Catholic church, I'm going to have to say David's is funnier.