Little Johnny Part II

Little Johnny was in school one day. The class was discussing what their fathers did for a living.

The teacher asked little Susie, "What does your father do for a living?" Little Susie replied, "My father is a doctor. He heals the sick."


The teacher then asked Little Bill, "What does your father do for a living?" Little Bill replied, "My father is a policeman. He makes the world a safer place."

The teacher then asked Little Johnny, "What does your father do for a living?" Little Johnny replied, "My father is dead."

This took the teacher by suprise. She said, "Little Johnny..I'm so sorry. What did your father do before he died?"

Little Johnny repllied, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet." :smiley15:

Good lord sarge! :smiley22: :smiley22: :smiley22:

:smiley36: sick man...sick