Oh Englishman

Coal is what you're getting...Do you think you deserve better?


if so,prove it to me


I might change my mind and give you candles and stuff..


Your pal,

Santa

But I have definately not pouted or cried and I have been watching out all year. Added to which I will be hanging out my best stocking and I wouldnt want it to get all covered with coal dust. And I left out hand made cookies and a decent cognac last year.

So please santa, can I have some candles and stuff, please, please, please, I'll be good all next year as well, i promise.

The cookies were store bought..not homemade
The cognac was watered down


I'll let your indiscretions pass...A nice package is what you'll be getting...Do you guys celebrate Christmas on the 25th...or some other weird date?

Santa,

It's the 25th here as you well now.

BTW, could you bring my magazines back this year, the May 03 that you "borrowed" last year was the pearl of my collection.

How do you fanct slow gin this year BTW, I have a nice batch developing.

Allrighty then...

a package was sent today..customs form #LCO61208928US

I hope this gets there safely and intact...without customs problems

Oooooh, I shall rush and hang out my stocking!