A little mean spirited but stories from college+

This actually happened last weekend...

A friend of mine slept with her ex, after which he being a fat kid went to get food. He came back to her flipping through his phone and she had found a picture of her best friend in a bra on his phone. After being confronted the fat kid becaomes enraged and treatens to call the police. She refuses to leave, he does. When the two officers arrive they find friend A in the fat kid's bed half naked ranting at the fat kid. They drive her home, they are laughing uncontrollably and she is sobbing frantically calling her parents because she thinks she is beign arrested.

henceforth the move is known to all as the Garcia(fat kid) Bang and Boot