Catholic Mothers

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and
discussing how wonderful their children are. The first
mother tells her friends, "My
son is
a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
"Father'."


The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
Bishop. Whenever

he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
put you down, but

my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say,

'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three

women give her a subtle "Well...?"


She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied
Chippendale's

stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women
say, 'oh my GOD"