Real Friends

A good friend of mine sent me this, it was titled "Louisiana Friends", I enjoyed it very much, and changed it to not be Louisiana specific. My friend and I have enjoyed just about all of these moments. Hope you all can relate to some of these.

FRIENDS: Will stand gaurd while you take a leak in the bushes.
REAL FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk
ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them
about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that
no one is late for the ride home.
REAL FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up
rally points.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
REAL FRIENDS: laugh at you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers
who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and
leave them alone.
REAL FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of
the bar.
REAL FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching
you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and
are sorry you couldn't come.
REAL FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
REAL Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

hahaha, so true