Well well well. For all the board to see you display your true naughtyness... With all this talk of rubber dongs I can tell you want one for Christmas... I know that hijack post was just a sly way to let me know your ideas for a gift.... Unfortunatly that alone is not enough of a gift, so why don't you let good 'ole Saint Nick know what kinds of things you like, other then dongs.
Ho ho ho