You know you're getting old when....

Ok I know there are a few 40+ guys on here like me, so post your latest "Oh shit I'm getting old" moment.


So my latest epiphany is....



.....when buying a new dishwasher is the high point of your week........

32 here and i had to pull two hairs off my ear this morning :smiley36::smiley36:

Dustin

I still get carded for rated R movies. You have to be 17 to watch a rated R movie. :smiley36:

I will never be old.

Used to have a memory like a lock box, my mother's genes have been kicking in though. While heading off to teach class, I usually have to go back to the office 3 times to get my notes, book, pen, etc...

I really am becoming a nutty professor. The white in the beard too only confirms it. But, I'm only 26.

Lets see...when you start stretching and you here poping and groaning from the body!

Oh wait, you know you are getting old when...



AARP sends you a membership card!! I'm in my 30's! They must be desperate for membership!

You know your getting old when you have to got to the bathroom and ten minutes later you remember. :smiley29:

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Originally Posted by Dickson

You know your getting old when you have to got to the bathroom and ten minutes later you remember. :smiley29:

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Wait a sec...oh...NM

You know your getting old when your childhood toys are now sold only in antique shops.:smiley37:

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Originally Posted by Lopaka

Wait a sec...oh...NM

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Lopaka,

I'm over 40 not 70. :smiley40:

I was laughing at myself...because I have already done that.

I had to get a pair of reading glasses this year......well, make that 4 pair....since I keep forgetting where I put the last pair.

I was just going to put that one up. I generally fold them into my t-shirt collar and forget that they are there.

I recently went through my morning ritual of picking cigars for my day. Lit the morning cigar went to work and found my Xikar and PB-207 missing. Haven't seen them since. Totally baffled, thing is I clearly remember lighting the cigar. Nothing after that.

I'm known for getting a cup a coffee and the losing it in 1 min. :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by BunkyX

You know your getting old when your childhood toys are now sold only in antique shops.:smiley37:

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Classic :smiley20:

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Originally Posted by dustinpollock

32 here and i had to pull two hairs off my ear this morning :smiley36::smiley36:

Dustin

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No, no, let 'em grow! That way you can use them later for a comb-over.:smiley8:

Well I'm only 26 so this thread doesn't really apply to me yet. However I have enough gray hair now that its noticeable. Plus my beard is starting to go salt and pepper. Oh well. At least I'm not losing my hair...yet.

spiffy