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dead line is one month then we vote :smiley36::smiley36: post away guys
dustin
chris put your 2 cents in two this should be fun
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dead line is one month then we vote :smiley36::smiley36: post away guys
dustin
chris put your 2 cents in two this should be fun
What?
Get ShiZ-Faced and write a literary review?
If I read that correctly, I'M IN
I'm definitely in. Since we're all getting drunk anyway, there ARE no losers. :smiley16:
Drunk typing should be an Olympic event, I'm in. So, do we pick our own book to review? I'm re-reading through the Federalist papers now.....I can barely understand it sober, should be pretty interesting drunk.
you get to pick the book but remember you get judged on book, pic, and it dosent have to be a book it can be anything from penthouse forum to war and peace.good luck guys and my the best drunk win.
dustin
when your ready to do it just post in this thread
[FONT="Arial Black"]game on
how long do we have to submit our report and pics?
well make this contest close on march 31 and on a side note do you know how i know your gay ????? your taking pics of yourself and posting them on the Internet :smiley36::smiley36::smiley36:
j/k
bring it on boy the weekend is coming up i expect son drunken reports
We should assign a piece of literature, writer, short story, movie or at least some sort of catergory. Not just ... read something and report it.
What do ya think?
great idea ......... how do we assign it ? do we do it on a individual basis ?let us know master Chris
Dustin
double post.
Does it count if I read the label on the bottle of whiskey as I am taking shots and then write a review on that?
Speaking of, there's a new guy on the Jim Beam label. RIP Booker Noe. :smiley41:
how about a movie review? i find it really hard to read when im drunk....plus by the time i finish reading id be sober already....
LOL movies like that will scare you sober. you should give 'a scanner darkly' a try if your into that...or 'requiem of a dream'
i think we should pic a movie thats total shit. everyone bitching and bashing to trash will make for funny reviews.
Do you mean like 'From Justin to Kelly' or 'Gigli'. Those would be great.
hey i am all for a movie, i think if we all did the same one we could get some pretty good reviews
Dustin
I think Shoot 'em Up would be fun to watch drunk. To most its either a love or hate thing so we could get some very opinionated reviews here.
Other good drunk movies:
Either of the Jackass movies
The Big Lebowski
Donnie Darko
and one of my all time favorite so-crappy-its-awesome movies: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Yes I have the DVD with special features) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/
spiffy
P.S. I vote for Killer Klowns
In fact, I think I'll watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space while drunk just for fun anyways. :smiley20:
spiffy
Only the DVD? I have the DVD AND the original release VHS.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...lerklowns3.jpg
Oh good sweet Lord, you just became "awesome" in my book :smiley20::smiley20::smiley20:
spiffy
You mean there was a time when I WASN'T awesome in your book? :smiley19:
What are you gonna do with those PIES, boys...?
If you're going to watch The Big Lebowski, you need to observe the "Dude's Challenge". That is, drinking a white russian every time he does. Joints optional.
When thinking of movies to watch drunk, these three shoot into my mind
Beerfest: drink every time they drink :smiley2:
Super Troopers: just flat out hilarious :smiley36:
Dumb and Dumber: a classic and funny as shit. :smiley20:
ooo white russian :smiley11: all though i am going to try that JFellows next time be ready for the pics on that one. ill post one durring the movie and one the next morring with my head in the tolet:smiley36::smiley36:
dustin
guys the weekend is upon us again, and the clock is ticking
let see some reviews
love Dustin
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kannnnnt member dang thng it waZ funnnni tho!:smiley11::smiley23::smiley25:bestest part waz t teh end.:smiley32:
What did I win?
well SLC is wining if we could just get a pic now james :smiley36:
dustin
you got it... ...here I am watching the car chase scene. As you can see, I am way out of mind at this moment:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...9f46b915bf.jpg
:smiley32::smiley32::smiley32: now thats funny
dustin
gona write this review while im watching to i dont lose the drunk or forget anything. i know its fuckin early but its saturday and the gf is at the mall so what the hell.
ok...watching rambo on the computer. dont ask how....
pretty fucking depressing intro. might not have been a good choice but my buddy said it was good.
he's a little weird though. when i first saw stallone...oh boy. that guy is messed the fuck up. his face is chopped full of botox. still looks jacked though. not bad for a 60yr old.
the abuse reminds me of blood diamond. but more graphic if i can remember. this chick they have tryin to help the asians cant act for shit. i duno if its the script but fuck. and shes supposed to be religous or wever....missionaries? but she looks like shes aching to fuckin blow stallone. pretty creepy
holy shit! rambo has a quick draw. just killed like 3 guys in 1second. fuckin awsome. the gore in this is pretty good too. and they have a lil bitch pussy travelling with him that he slaps around. LOL
sometimes i gota tell myself this flick is just a movie. or else id get really pissed and depressed. but just when im feeling down. BOOM HEADSHOT!
why do church people wana go to war countries with no military experience? pretty fuckin stupid.
introduce the team. pretty funny scipt they gota. kinda makes up for the shitty blonde. and they dont have rambo talk much. i guess its a good idea.
ok then we have the viet general stoke a boy......is he GAY??? probably. he does love recruiting 12yr old kids. sick.
pretty good action. rambo really doinen't so that much. but it was kinda enteratining...i duno.
ill post pics up when i figure out how to work my gfs camera on my comp.
i havn't seen previous rambos but this was alright.
forgot a rating....7.5/`10
awesome!
I love this tread. That was a great read.
sorry James, but i think your now second :smiley36::smiley36: that was some funny stuff
great drunken review
dustin :smiley31::smiley31::smiley31: