put a grapefruit sized lump on the newblet's head as she was clearing the, uh, less able from Aunt Ethel's whorehouse. Man, the years haven't been kind to Aunt Ethel but she can still......Quote:
Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER
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put a grapefruit sized lump on the newblet's head as she was clearing the, uh, less able from Aunt Ethel's whorehouse. Man, the years haven't been kind to Aunt Ethel but she can still......Quote:
Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER
Whip up a killer batch of eggs and pancakes while dutch ruddering. Speaking of dutch rudders, a sound from the bathroom....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
Startled us, as we were unaware of anyone going in there for at least the past hour. A search of the bathroom yielded none other than ashauler, after switching the lights on, who was in there with...Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
a sharpie and the prospective guest list for the annual holiday bash at Aunt Ethel's. Much like Santa's list.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER
...., except Aunt Ethel's definitions of "naughty" and "nice" differ slightly from Santa's. Speaking of this year's holiday bash at Aunt Ethel's place, I wonder who will be bringing the....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
hand sanitizer and scrubbing sponges. We really need to have those little yellow sponges with the screen scrubbing pads on the back so we can....
chew on them in replacement of gum, and also because you can skip brushing your teeth that way. I heard the yellow side of the sponge also doubles as....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
pin cushion. Why anyone would let the "ladies" of Aunt Ethel's loose with a fistful of pins is.....
beyond my comprehension, although between the bowls of Viagra and tubes of astrolube...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler