inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,
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inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,
"Man does your breath stink" said Keith...she ...
...took one sniff and hit the floor like a two bit whore who...
just so happened to be Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter's slutty wife. In the meantime, Will was serving up SOS on the submarine when...
it was struck by a Torpedo fired by Sean Connery. The crew panicked and...
wait, the only time sailors panic is when the booze and/or whores run dry, but I digress. Back at Sir Mortimer's......
Merlin was cooking up an "enhancement" potion. But the potion exploded and...
his wand nearly melted. "What am I to do"? He cried as he...
Shit his drawers and pissed his pants.
"I know what I'll do!" he exclaimed as he wiped...
the shit caked onto his smurf underware. Wow it smells just like...:smiley4::smiley41:
Grandpa. As his mind drifted back to his youth, there was a sudden...
..Explosion as he touched himself, wow, what happened? I have never...
..thought Mom would be right, that if I...
fed her that SOS, badwhale thought as the sub sank and sank. Anyway, back at the Playboy mansion...
I was looking for my lost car keys, when all of a sudden...
an un-aged naked Sophia Loren comes outta nowhere. She grabs my
sandwich out of my hand, and proceeds to ...
feed it to hef's cat. I need to go to bed so I am asking you to
not reveal the secret to my endless bueaty, you see to keep young, I ...