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There's an intro.
Geeze, you guys are blood thirsty lately.
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http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...624#post154624
There's an intro.
Geeze, you guys are blood thirsty lately.
Hello fellow smokers, my name is Colby i live in orlando fl im 24. I am somewhat new to the cigar world. Being that i live in Orlando is great because we have a few really nice cigar bars around here. I got to meet Rocky Patel at Corona the other day. The best and my most favorite cigar i ever smoked was a Davidoff Aniversario No.3 . I won it for selling the most cigars at my bar. My soon to be wife puts up with the cigars because she knows i like them. Last weekend i smoked a Rocky Patel Decade and it about killed me. Not sure if was from all the drinking the night before or what but it didnt sit well at all. Maybe it was to big of a cigar for a newb like myself. Happy to be a part of this forum .
No intro...I personally could give a fuck less.
Thank God the forum police are out.
Check that...his "unofficial" intro early in this thread was just as good as half of the introductions that get posted on this board.
Why all the ball busting? It's not like he jumped on this board and started badmouthing everyfuckingbody.
I was just going to leave it alone. I stirred up enough shit with dasi dukes.Quote:
Originally Posted by mail man
I need to LaY oFF tHe pERcoCEt.
Welcome to the board Colby.
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Originally Posted by badwhale
Glad you guys chimed in i was beginning to worry.Quote:
Originally Posted by heftysmokes
Welcome to the forum Colby.
Now that you got that out of the way let get back on track.
Colby,
My apologies for jumping on you.
I’m not usually this bad. I should spend more time reading and less posting for the next
Few days. I don’t feel well at all and I’m just looking to lash out.
I had surgery last week. My incision is killing me. The Percocet is fucking me up, as well as causing horrible constipation. I haven’t taken a shit in 4 day.
Doctor tells me not to strain. I’m so nauseous, I can’t eat.
Colace down my throat, glycerin tablets up my ass. Beautiful!
Welcome to the forums Colby, hope you enjoy them just as much as I do. Try the buenos maduritos from famous smoke shop, they are awesome.
Dude, pack the computer away for a bit and concentrate on recovering. As far as I know crow doesn't help with constipation. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
LOL.....well, um, ah fuck it, welcome to the board Colby.Quote:
Originally Posted by hypersnyper694788
Packing up the computer may be a bit drastic. I think unplugging the keyboard will solve my problem :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
TMI man, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Apology excepted, hope you feel better and recover quickly :smiley20:
Thanks for the welcome everyone.
Welcome to both the new guys from Jacksonville, Fl.
Never mind...
You could try this my gradfather swore by it. Diet candy uses it as a sweetner a lot of times too. :smiley4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Laxative
Sorbitol can be used as a non-stimulant laxative via an oral suspension or enema. It works by drawing water into the large intestine, thereby stimulating bowel movements.[2] Sorbitol has been determined safe for use by the elderly, although it is not recommended without consultation with a clinician.[3]
There ya go, Colby. You're making a good start. Hang out at either Corona Cigar Company, particularly the one in Lake Mary, and there's a damn good chance you'll run into Avo Uvezian. If you can manage to get him away from his pack of shapely blond woman, ask him which cigar you should smoke... :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by hypersnyper694788
I agree with ggiese, Davidoff is the way to go. Any one of their small smokes will make you a happy camper. With that in mind, the Winston Churchill brand is made by Davidoff. Their Spitfire is an awesome small smoke.
I wasn't a fan of Fuente's Cubanito.
I also recommended Acid cigars. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xavier
They seem to be a little too novelty to me. Well, at least the ones I have seen at my tobacconist. And one of the employees there said they were a bit of a roulette game on quality. Not that you never know if each still will smoke as good as the last, but on the quality of each line.
Davidoff, Artuo Fuente, Avo, My Father all of those, you know its one of theirs, no matter which line you're trying.