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04-29-2005, 01:22 PM
pierce652

I say bring them home walk in and put them down on the table. When your mom freaks and starts yelling just close your eyes, put up your hand in the stop manner and calmly tell her to be quiet and go cook you dinner. That should take care of the cigar issue.
04-29-2005, 01:27 PM
Drake

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Originally Posted by pierce652

I say bring them home walk in and put them down on the table. When your mom freaks and starts yelling just close your eyes, put up your hand in the stop manner and calmly tell her to be quiet and go cook you dinner. That should take care of the cigar issue.

my mom would slap me for that
04-29-2005, 08:26 PM
JStrider

yah i dont think my mom would like that... even thought thats wear women are supposed to be :smiley2:

hehehe
04-30-2005, 04:16 PM
wrath186

My mom would make me dinner, but you had better watch her like a hawk when she's preparing it. :smiley2:
04-30-2005, 04:44 PM
SFG75

Hex posted this in the humor section-you should make the same kind of letter with a few minor alterations. :smiley2:
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t621-son...to-father.html
04-30-2005, 05:19 PM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by SFG75

I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this. :smiley20: :smiley16:

Okay, that's funny (poor Randy :smiley36: )
05-01-2005, 12:39 AM
SFG75

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Okay, that's funny (poor Randy :smiley36: )

LOL-That it is Bill. I informed him last weekend that he's taking the fall for the cigars in my yard. I'm 30 and still don't want to hear another damn health lecture from Mom. Randy has somewhat of the same situation himself. He'll smoke out on his backyard area and when grandma is over, the kids will spend some time counting the cigar butts that he and Steve(and me when I'm over) leave around his yard. :smiley36: So what does he do? He goes out the night before and collects all the butts. I guess it's all just proof that no matter how old you get, you still can't get away from parental guilt over cigars. :smiley20:
05-01-2005, 12:56 AM
SFG75

In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet? :smiley25:
05-01-2005, 12:38 PM
Drake

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Originally Posted by SFG75

In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet? :smiley25:

nope, that's not me. i'm not in college and i live with my fiance/wife.
05-01-2005, 02:33 PM
JStrider

I assume you mean what am I gonna do

well ive discussed it a lil bit with my dad

I'm just gonna take them and not make a big deal about them and if my mom does my dad will help her see it as not that bad of a thing for me to be doing...

so hopefully it wont be bad... I'll let yall know what happens...
05-01-2005, 07:54 PM
SFG75

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Originally Posted by Drake

nope, that's not me. i'm not in college and i live with my fiance/wife.

You know, first I butcher Jaewing's name on the humor thread and now this. I think I'm getting senile at the ripe old age of 30!. :smiley5: :smiley5: God, I'll be watching "M.A.S.H." every night and sip prune juice to the end of my days. :smiley26: :smiley24:
06-14-2005, 03:37 AM
Iced T

Ooh, Hiding

I'm 20 and have been "in the mix" for about a year. My mother doesn't know, and she is THE queen of room invasion. Anyways. I have a travel humidor for about 15 cigars that I keep in a laptop briefcase. My motto is "hidden in plain sight." It seems as though you'll be okay, but just throwing in my $.02. It works well and when she's off, lights on! I don't like sneaking around and I'll probably tell her sometime, but I'm finishing up JC and off to 4 year college... It's been long enough at home. Get a real humidor... aah. Anyhoo, Travel humidors are easy to put somewhere.
06-14-2005, 01:26 PM
jdavis4082

the first time i smoked in front of my mom was on the side of the road after i totaled her explorer. some jackass hit me at over 100 mph, she was in another car in front of me. i was shitting myself so i lit up and she laughed at me.
06-14-2005, 01:27 PM
jdavis4082

probably not the best way for you to do it though.
06-14-2005, 01:29 PM
Drake

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Originally Posted by Iced T

I'm 20 and have been "in the mix" for about a year. My mother doesn't know, and she is THE queen of room invasion. Anyways. I have a travel humidor for about 15 cigars that I keep in a laptop briefcase. My motto is "hidden in plain sight." It seems as though you'll be okay, but just throwing in my $.02. It works well and when she's off, lights on! I don't like sneaking around and I'll probably tell her sometime, but I'm finishing up JC and off to 4 year college... It's been long enough at home. Get a real humidor... aah. Anyhoo, Travel humidors are easy to put somewhere.

cool avatar!
06-14-2005, 03:07 PM
JStrider

Well ive been home for about a month... i just put my tupperdor with my tupperware dvd boxes... its not so much hidden... it just blends in...

so my mom still doesnt know...

my dad said i shouldnt bring it up to her and we'll deal with it if she finds em...

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