Two years ago or so I had a big shipment of cigars coming in from Miami via UPS. I got a call that morning from a nice gentleman with the local Vice unit. He wanted to verify that I was expecting the package and that I actually existed.
(Apparently people send other people drugs from Miami on a regular basis :smiley36:)
The detective proceeded to tell me that the "candles" would soon be on the way to UPS for delivery. After a good laugh I let the guy know that it was a cigar shipment to which he replied "ohh, that works too!".
It was pretty funny all around.