Anyone interested in splitting a box(20) of Man O' War Ruination's?

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07-16-2009, 01:13 PM
CAJUNBLAZE

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Originally Posted by ibarney5

Back from exile. To be fair, that was before The Bay of Cigs Invasion. After that, all things changed.

Cool a little troll doll. I had some of those, and am playing with them right now! Mine had this really wicked lime green hair. Why do you say something like that? I thought we were friends. I'm actually waiting for Ashauler to advise me on whether or not I have indeed past the point of no return. Oh by the way its actually: "make like a tree and leave." It's a common mistake It was actually poked fun at in one of the Back to the Future movies. I'm also loving the tags guys. Keep em coming. Highly entertaining. back to exile.

There I fixed for you little boy.

Rich
07-16-2009, 01:14 PM
bigwhiteash

...waste of time here guys, this guy keeps taking cuts in the troll-food line.

Sorry Blarneyfivel.. I don't really have the time to formulate an extravagant articulated retort... I'm busy working so I can pay for my cigars! :smiley2:
07-16-2009, 01:15 PM
ibarney5

Good bye.
07-16-2009, 01:18 PM
CAJUNBLAZE

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...waste of time here guys, this guy keeps taking cuts in the troll-food line.

Sorry Blarneyfivel.. I don't really have the time to formulate an extravagant articulated retort... I'm busy working so I can pay for my cigars! :smiley2:

Was thinking the same thing, back to the real world...

Rich
07-16-2009, 01:29 PM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by ibarney5

Back from exile. To be fair, that was before The Bay of Cigs Invasion. After that, all things changed.

Cool a little troll doll. I had some of those when I was a kid. Mine had this really wicked lime green hair. Why do you say something like that? I thought we were friends. I'm actually waiting for Ashauler to advise me on whether or not I have indeed past the point of no return. Oh by the way its actually: "make like a tree and leave." It's a common mistake It was actually poked fun at in one of the Back to the Future movies. I'm also loving the tags guys. Keep em coming. Highly entertaining. back to exile.

No, there is a smaller line right in front of it called "chew toy"....that's the one you're past. This is actually pretty funny. Nice way to get a little humor in the afternoon and liven up an otherwise all too serious existence. :smiley4:

Better watch out though, you're starting to be inconsistent with your capitalization and grammer, nothing chaps my ass quicker than an otherwise upstanding guy like yourself to fuck up the written word. You wouldn't have a hot tub on your roof would ya? Or a big nasty scar on your head? Or a furry bear-like costume in your closet?

I love the smell of smoking phucktard in the afternoon. :smiley31:
07-16-2009, 01:33 PM
mrtr33

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You wouldn't have a hot tub on your roof would ya? Or a big nasty scar on your head? Or a furry bear-like costume in your closet?

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
07-16-2009, 01:35 PM
ashauler

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Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

ssssshhhhhhh, he's trying to hear the leak in his girlfriend. :smiley36: :smiley36:
07-16-2009, 01:35 PM
ibarney5

Good bye.
07-16-2009, 02:06 PM
FactoredReality

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Originally Posted by ibarney5

Oh by the way its actually: "make like a tree and leave." It's a common mistake It was actually poked fun at in one of the Back to the Future movies.

Sorry but that wasn't a mistake, and yes it was from a movie but not Back to the Future.

IMDB

Oh and incase your Weksterz Dikshunary doesn't have the definition:

Exile:
* a person who is voluntarily absent from home or country; "American expatriates"
* the act of expelling a person from their native land; "his deportation to a penal colony"; "the sentence was one of transportation for life"

However to meet either of these definitions you would have to fullfil the idea of "home", "country", or "native land". I have no idea where you got the idea we were friends, nieghbors, or countrymen. This is not a club, there is no membership card you can buy (or return). This is a family, a brother and sisterhood of the leaf united on a common ground and held together in many uncommon ways. It is unfortunate that you didn't make it here, because it really is a great place. It is also unfortunate to the BOTL that extended a generous welcoming gesture to you and for you to respond so poorly. Good luck in your future endeavours, wherever they may be.
07-16-2009, 02:10 PM
bigwhiteash

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Back from exile. Glad I could help. Put a "chew toy" tag up please. I no no grammer. My hot tub fell through the roof and killed my pet rock, my scar is now gone thanks to my face transplant(which actually fell off, whole nother story), and yes I still have a bear costume from my small part in the Jack Nicholson movie "The Shining"(not a highlight of my acting career, but work none the less). Smoking phucktard in the morning is great. I always have smoking phucktard with my good friend Barry Dinpoon(no but i'd like to be). P.S. if anyone is taking this serious, lighten up. I've burnt my bridges and now we're just having fun. Back to exile.

So... you enter someones home, get in an argument, and instead of leaving, you hang around until you've pissed in every corner of the house?
07-16-2009, 02:19 PM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by ibarney5

Back from exile. Glad I could help. Put a "chew toy" tag up please. I no no grammer. My hot tub fell through the roof and killed my pet rock, my scar is now gone thanks to my face transplant(which actually fell off, whole nother story), and yes I still have a bear costume from my small part in the Jack Nicholson movie "The Shining"(not a highlight of my acting career, but work none the less). Smoking phucktard in the morning is great. I always have smoking phucktard with my good friend Barry Dinpoon(no but i'd like to be). P.S. if anyone is taking this serious, lighten up. I've burnt my bridges and now we're just having fun. Back to exile.

Weak. :smiley43:
07-16-2009, 02:23 PM
Mizicke5273

You know, your still posting here........thats not really being in exile, now is it? And it is pretty anoying as well reading nothing but out of exile, in exile, out of exile, yada yada yada.
07-16-2009, 02:36 PM
ibarney5

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07-16-2009, 02:47 PM
bigwhiteash

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/cry

So, anyone interested in splitting a box of Ruination's?

I think you paid for your ruination all by yourself... You should be proud!
07-16-2009, 02:48 PM
ibarney5

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07-16-2009, 03:00 PM
ashauler

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Hey whiteash. Want to split a box? I'll cover shipping on it.

Ok. I'm done. I'll try not to come back here, but honestly, as fun as this has been I don't know if I can stay away.

You're entirely too easy.....:smiley36: Enjoy the rest of your day. Oh, btw, the blue play-do tastes the best. :smiley2:
07-16-2009, 04:49 PM
mrtr33

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Holy shit. Well, at least you showed us that you're a man, and can take your lumps.
07-16-2009, 04:58 PM
badwhale

Ahhh.

Nice meltdown for a Thursday afternoon.:smiley1: Its been a while.

Will
07-16-2009, 06:19 PM
sammis

Wow :smiley3:
07-16-2009, 06:43 PM
TheRichLife

So, I log in to see what's been going on here the last couple of days and stumble upon this thread. Since it's a bit long, I thought I'd look at the tags to see what it's about. That is the best laugh I've had in a long time! Check out the tags for this thread. :smiley36:
07-16-2009, 08:24 PM
kevin7

Godammit you fuckers done and run some sonofabitch tard off while I was working some OT. Howzabout leaving some for me next time dammit:smiley38:
07-16-2009, 08:52 PM
Shelby07

Does this mean the exile is on... and on... and on... and on... ???
07-17-2009, 12:09 AM
basil

Wow. Anal retentive and obsessive/compulsive.

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Watch this y'all.

ohbarney, you illiterate fucking moron, "goodbye" is one word. Like "dumbass".
07-17-2009, 12:27 AM
ggiese

Forget these other chowderheads - can I please get in on the box split with ya? :smiley2:

...and as long as it was an auction item - I start the bidding at $3.00! :smiley20:
07-17-2009, 12:39 AM
prophetic_joe

Holy shit. That was one of the more pathetic things i have seen this week.
07-17-2009, 12:42 PM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by ibarney5

Unfortunately, I have dug a hole to deep to climb out of. Good luck and Good Night. Despite this over-reaction on my part, this forum did introduce me to cigars and has vastly educated me on the matter. Therefore I must thank all who contribute and make this place what it is. Keep smoking and keep educating. Wish you all the best in your lives.

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07-17-2009, 12:53 PM
Roger

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What a great pic! LOL!
07-17-2009, 09:40 PM
kevin7
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LMAO,imafucktard can't resist
07-18-2009, 06:49 PM
daredog4

Barney I don't know if you are still checking this thread or if you have moved on but i want to deviate from the put downs just a little (eventhough i have been laughing my ass off). I made a mistake when i joined this forum and was called out on it in a simalar way. If you are immature about it then you will never get anywhere. Most of the members here have been at this hobby a very long time and won't take your shit. However, there are many more perks to this site than on any other. I will not list them here because it is up to you whether or not you want to grow up and learn a little or just move on. I will say that to be accepted here is like being a part of a family. Many people here are on a first name basis and are good friends. If you want to stay here you will have to act like you are a stranger knocking on someone elses door. To be invited in, you have to be polite and patient. And it will be awhile before you are invited to eat at the head table. But trust me when i say that it is worth the wait.

It's up to you man.......
07-18-2009, 07:04 PM
ggiese

OMG - who's writing those tags... Y'all owe me a new monitor and keyboard. I just sprayed Pepsi over both and they've shorted out... :smiley26:
07-19-2009, 09:09 AM
nhcigarfan

Love the tags,

what a phucktard.
12-18-2009, 01:24 AM
ibarney5

Natty Bumpo...:smiley44:
12-18-2009, 04:45 AM
ashauler

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Natty Bumpo...:smiley44:

Merry Christmas fukstik.
12-18-2009, 07:07 AM
VictorMJR66

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Natty Bumpo...:smiley44:

I was just entertaining myself by reading this older post, and wondering what kind of brain-dead, dumb flock would come back for more.....

Pleased to meet you ibarney5.
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12-18-2009, 10:03 AM
heftysmokes

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
12-18-2009, 10:52 AM
ndv21

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Godammit you fuckers done and run some sonofabitch tard off while I was working some OT. Howzabout leaving some for me next time dammit:smiley38:

Kevin...heres your chance!!!!!!
12-21-2009, 01:56 PM
ibarney5

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Merry Christmas fukstik.

Merry Christmas asswipe. Wish you and yours the best. :smiley38:
12-21-2009, 02:05 PM
ggiese

Like deer in the headlight... barney - you're so goofy... :smiley36:
12-21-2009, 03:06 PM
ashauler

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Merry Christmas asswipe. Wish you and yours the best. :smiley38:

Thanks, fukstick, I appreciate the holiday wishes. :smiley20:

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