usually use tea tree oil soap, however lately I have added the daily ritual of...
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usually use tea tree oil soap, however lately I have added the daily ritual of...
battling Sasquatch with foam bats to the mix. It has really helped.....
me exercise my overactive bladder. However my hemroids are...
about the size of asteroids. But I think Billy Payne has an infomercial for...
a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...
invite sir mortimer and the submarine crew to the mansion for a giant...
jousting tournament on ice, and we can serve...
Beetle cigars and Moxie on ice. As Mortimer and Regibold stood back-to-back about to step off the ten paces for their duel, Mortimer couldn't help but think...
"This all pisses me off, as she was a dead fish in bed anyway." 8,9,10...
pffffffffft! went Sir Mortimers pistol, as it discharged weakly. It was almost as if the pistol...
was suffering from an advanced case of E-D. Sir Mortimer quicly drew a handful of razor sharp ninja...
toilet paper squares which rapidly clung to the cavity of his...
faithful man servant "Jeffe" who launched his own..
verbal assault on Sir Mortimer, telling him how....
to end one sentence and start a new one. Meanwhile, Regibold couldn't believe this was happening but realized it was the perfect opportunity to...
slip a "wet willy" in the mix to live things up a bit. While in the process.......
of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
he saw Mortimer's wife dressed in a clowns custume smoking a beetle cigar, drinking a...
sentence ending cocktail of pickle juice. Pickle juice is also very good for..
tequila sunset. The difference is you do not use orange juice as a mixer you use
pickle juice, like I said, it adds just the right zing. Anyway, when Mortimers pistol fizzled, Regibold took the opportunity to.....
let out a wet stinky fart that...
that had hints of caramel, toast, and a nice nutty/earthy overtone. However the dominant scent was shit and therefore...
he was attacked by a hive of horse flies. Everyone ran the opposite direction of
of Reginold, except for mortimer. He took the occassion of all the confusion to...
pull out the gimp costume for Reginold's mistress so that she could...
finish the sentance and start another. Back to the submarine, Will ran out of SOS so he switched to serving...
curly fries and chili. The atmosphere in the sub....
took on the stench of undersexed sailors. The captain then directed his 1st mate to...
go ashore, and pick up as much booze and hookers as possible. Later that night on the sub...
everyone realized the first mate had got the wrong kind of hookers. They were so up set that they...
lamented, and chowed down on the curly fries and chili, which were delicious. Next, they surfaced the sub, and set a course for...
Madegascar Africa. Suddenly there was a billow of smoke in the...:smiley4:
captain's lounge. Looking in, they realized the first mate was smoking a...
Padron 64 Maduro #9. Seeing the fresh box sitting right there, they proceeded to...
tie him up. you see, they realized that he spent the hooker money on the cigars and...
a new shift key that he hadn't installed yet. The majority of the crew members were....
dejected because of the hooker ordeal. However, they no longer had time to hang their heads as the "Man your battle stations" order came over the comm because...
he'd eaten a barrel of pork and beans. What would happen.....
to the rest of the curly fries and chili ? Meanwhile back on the farm...