Episode #8 - The Brass Pipe - Fort Pierce, FL (Part 1)
Shop: The Brass Pipe – Ft. Pierce, FL 34982
Location: This shop has stood at the corner of US 1 and Virginia Avenue in Historic Ft. Pierce for approximately 35 years.
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Wooden Indian: Oh, yes! This is an excellent Cigar Store Chieftain. The store arrangement is a little different than you may expect. Look at the merchandise in the background. I’ll explain. Check it out:
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Atmosphere: The Brass Pipe has been through many changes in recent years. I can remember when essentially the entire store was a walk-in dedicated to cigars and pipes. They are still focused on tobacco, but also sell magazines, some adult material, and non-tobacco smoking paraphernalia. :smiley18: When communities change, shops have to adjust in order to survive. I’m not saying that it’s right, but I can understand.
Service: The guy at the counter was awesome. He didn’t approach me, but when I initiated a conversation has was more than willing to discuss the shop and its wares. He was very friendly, candid, and engaging. Plus, he has a cool handlebar mustache.
Walk-in: The square footage dedicated to the cigar humidor has been reduced. This is one of the alterations since my last stop at the Brass Pipe; it’s a reflection of the changed merchandise mix. It’s also partly a result of the hurricane destruction back in 2004 and 2005. When the roof blew off, they had an opportunity to reevaluate the design and came up with the current configuration. The humidor is still a respectable size and the temperature/humidity conditions seem about right.
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Cigars: There is a good selection of brands and sizes. I noticed a healthy selection of Padron Anniversary editions – and I mean boxes upon boxes of them. You can see them on the upper right on the back wall. Prices are fair for the market.
Merchandise: Aside from the non-cigar related articles, they stock a nice selection of desktop humidors, cutters, lighters, and travel related gear. Prices seem a little better than other outlets in the area.
Episode #8, Part 2 - The Brass Pipe, Ft. Pierce, FL
The Brass Pipe – Ft. Pierce, FL
(Part Two – Putting the “pipe” in The Brass Pipe.)
Additional offerings: The most unique merchandise is the display of Meerschaum pipes. I believe these have been in the shop for many, many years. They are hand made in Turkey and signed by the artist that carved them. I don’t know much about pipes, but these are exceptionally well priced compared to others of similar quality that I have seen. Check out the detail and craftsmanship on these.
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Summary: This is a great little cigar store. Where else can you can get a cigar, a magazine, and a h@sh-pipe all in the same place. *sigh* It’s a one-stop vice shop. If you find yourself passing through Ft. Pierce for business or pleasure, make it a point to stop in and say hello to the guys at the Brass Pipe. Pick up a few cigars or some pipe tobacco, too.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I do watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Episode #9 - Tobacco Emporium, Ft. Pierce, FL
The Yin and Yang of Treasure Coast Cigar Shops:
Here comes a special Two-fer Thursday Edition of TWIE. I stopped by a couple shops on the Treasure Coast over the past several days. Some I liked and some I did not. Keep in mind the theme of the TWIE. These are just my personal impressions. They are sometimes based on a single visit to the shop in focus. They’re not all going to be good, but I’ll try to be respectful. Guys and Gals, I call ‘em like I see ‘em.
Shop: Tobacco Emporium – Ft. Pierce, FL
Location: Deep in the recently redeveloped heart of downtown Ft. Pierce, FL, on Orange Avenue, just east of the new courthouse.
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Wooden Indian: Sort of… The Emporium has an Indian sculpture made of Terra-cotta clay that was gifted to the owner by a friend. His name is Chief Phil. Here he is:
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Atmosphere: This is a very cozy store. The owner, Dede Wilson, packs a lot of variety into a compact space. You can pick out a smoke, choose a chair, and get caught up on all the local news. T.E. is the information hub on this side of town.
Service: Dede is the real deal. She is very active in community events ranging from beer tastings to theatre after-parties, which she hosts in the garden behind the shop. If there is an event or a happening downtown, Dede is in the mix. Plus, she’s really cute.
Walk-in: The humidor is a little tight, but conditions are good and selection is fair.
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Cigars: You may not find every brand or the exact vitola you prefer, but you’ll find something you like. It’s not bad for a small location.
Local Attractions: There are tons of small antique shops and locally owned restaurants downtown. The shop shares a service area and small courtyard with the Sunrise Theatre. (That’s the venue where Ron “Tater Salad” White was scheduled to appear before he was detained by the Mounties in Vero Beach. Cue banjo music...) Dede’s plan is to host theatre after-parties, poker tournaments, and other events in the courtyard behind the shop during the upcoming season (Jan - May.)
Two blocks east of the shop is a city park and marina situated on the Indian River. Dock your yacht in the marina, drop the wifey off on antique row, grab a cigar from Tobacco Emporium, and head down the street to the park. You may not be allowed to light up in the park, but I doubt anyone would complain. Here are a couple photos of the park, the river, and the bridge to Hutchinson Island.
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Summary: You have to get down here and say hello to Dede. Did I mention she’s really cute? I like the shop and the location. Add it to your list of places to visit when you plan to go downtown for an event.
One more photo. This is a recovered ship’s cannon found on the reef just off the coast. Historians claim the vessel was lost in a storm. I blame pirates! Arrrrgh! (couldn’t resist…)
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Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Episode 10 - Smokin Premiums, Stuart, FL
Shop: Smokin Premiums
Location: Stuart, FL – in Historic Downtown.
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Wooden Indian: I think the Cigar Store Indian is the absolute best feature of this shop. He is made of resin, but the features and design all conform to the expected conventions for this type of art. He is a respectful representation of the honored Native American symbol. This one has what looks like a panther hide draped over his shoulders. It is clearly different than the Chief at Smoke Inn PSL which had an otter hide… or weasel. I have no idea what the Chief was doing in New Orleans collecting beads.
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Atmosphere: Smokin Premiums is literally a Mom & Pop shop. It fits into the Old Stuart Downtown theme quite well. All the buildings and shops date back to the early 1920’s. It is in a great setting across the street from the famed Lyric Theatre (circa 1926.) There is much cigar related memorabilia and a few unusual items to see if you should choose to visit.
Service: For my money and interest, a local shop is all about service. If you choose not to differentiate yourself from other merchants and internet outlets by presenting a reasonably tolerable personality, then I probably will not be particularly interested in patronizing your establishment. I did not feel welcome. “Mom” greeted me when I arrived, but it was not a friendly, “Hello.” It was more of a formal: “What do you want?” Not good.
Walk-in: There is a small walk-in at the rear of the shop and humidified cabinets line the walls.
Merchandise: There are plenty of items for purchase ranging from cigars to cabinet humidors. Sorry, no inside photos.
Local Attractions: Downtown Stuart has undergone many renovations since the early 1920’s. It’s worth a stop if you like the “revitalized downtown theme.” One of the cool original landmarks is the Lyric Theatre which is across the street from this shop. Check out the marquis:
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Summary: This shop has tremendous potential. I like Stuart.
Stuart History – Wiki.pedia
In 1832, pirate Pedro Gilbert who often used a sandbar off the coast as a lure to unsuspecting prey, chased and caught a US merchant ship named “Mexican.” Although he attempted to burn the ship and kill the crew, they survived to report the incident, ultimately resulting in the capture and subsequent execution of Gilbert and his crew. The bar from which he lured his intended booty is named "Gilbert's Bar" on nautical charts.
The Treasure Coast area that became Stuart was first settled by non-Native Americans in 1870. In 1875, a United States Lifesaving Station was established on Hutchinson Island, near Stuart. Today, the station is known as Gilbert's Bar House of Refuge and is on the National Register of Historic Places.
From 1893-1895, the area was called Potsdam. This name was chosen by Otto Stypmann, a local landowner originally from Potsdam, Germany. Stypmann, with his brother Ernest, owned the land that would become downtown Stuart. Potsdam was renamed Stuart in 1895, after the establishment of the Florida East Coast Railway, in honor of Homer Hine Stuart, Jr., another local landowner.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Episode #11 - Stix Cigar Lounge - Dania Beach, FL
I'm on the road this week, so here's a look at a cool little shop just down the road from the Ft. Lauderdale Airport. It seemed appropriate. Enjoy!
Episode #11 - Stix Cigar Lounge, Dania Beach, FL
Shop: Stix Cigar Lounge
Location: Stix is in a renovated storefront situated in the middle of antique row on US 1 at Dania Beach Boulevard. It is five minutes south of Ft. Lauderdale International Airport and two blocks from the Dania Jai-Alai gaming facility. Dania Beach is one of the oldest communities in South Florida.
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Wooden Indian: The owners pay homage to the tradition of the Cigar Store Indian by including a chieftain in the mural painted on the main wall near the rear parking entrance. Since they’re in the middle of the antique and art shop district, they took advantage of the local talent to create an eye-catching exhibit. It’s actually a pretty cool piece of work. Look:
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Atmosphere: The shop has a laid back feel. The clientèle are mostly retired or seasonal residents. It is operated by two brothers and their partner, so it has a little family flavor. During the cool season they host events for cigar manufacturers. (There is an LFD event coming up in November ’09.) The space is divided into separate areas. You could easily host a gathering or friendly poker game in the middle room.
Service: These guys know which end of the cigar to light. They have been around the block a couple times and probably have an answer for any cigar related questions you may pose. I liked the relaxed environment.
Walk-in: You can see the humidor cabinets in the photo below. It’s a wall unit that stretches about 18 feet opposite the bar seating area. There are three double-doors that open to the reach-in display, which is both humidity and temperature controlled.
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Cigars: All the usual suspects have been rounded up for your inspection. The stock appears to be in excellent condition and is ready to smoke right out of the case.
Additional offerings: You can see the humidors and some of the smaller accessories in the display below. There are more small items on display in the center room. You can see those in the background of the above lounge photo.
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Additional amenities: You can see for yourself the seating area. Stix offers free Wi-Fi, T.V., and a decent cup of Java. They have not yet pursued a liquor license, but it remains a possibility for future development.
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Summary: This is definitely worth a trip. If you’re a local, get down there and sign up for event notices. If you’re taking a break from gaming at the fronton down the road, or have some time to spare before a flight out of FLL, then stop in and light one up with the guys at Stix.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Epsode #12 - Bogies and Stogies - PSL, FL
Shop: Bogies & Stogies – Port Saint Lucie, FL
Location: You can find this cigar friendly bar near the river in Fabulous Port Saint Lucie, FL, on PSL Blvd. and Westmoreland Blvd.
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Wooden Indian: Uh, no. But as an interesting aside, the property is located on a stretch of the Saint Lucie River that was featured in the Amazonian boat chase scene in the James Bond movie Moonraker. Roger Moore could play the Cigar Store Indian.
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Atmosphere: This is a local watering hole with a small walk-in. A group of regulars holds the place together between events. The atmosphere was very relaxed when I made my visit. Near the back of the space is a seating area and walk-in humidor. (There are only a few photos since there were customers in the bar.)
Walk-in: B&S’s humidor is about the size of a large walk-in closet. Clearly, cigars are not the focus of the establishment. They have a decent selection and it appears to be reasonably well maintained.
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Summary: Bogies and Stogies Bar is in a convenient location for residents on the east side of town or for golfers on their way to the Club Med courses just down the road. They don’t have the inventory for retail trade since their focus is on the bar and related events, but you’ll find something smokeable.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates… Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Episode #Lucky 13 - 19th Hole Cigar Club – Port Saint Lucie, FL
Shop: 19th Hole Cigar Club – Port Saint Lucie, FL
Location: The 19th Hole Cigar Club is located at the intersection of Westmoreland and Morningside in the plaza on the southeast corner. Look for the 19th Hole Cigar Club flag. It is close to the river and about a mile from the previous episode location. This is a very new store and is still in the process of stocking up and getting established.
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Wooden Indian: Nope. No sign of any Indians, wooden or otherwise. I wonder what the arch-villain in Moonraker would look like as a cigar store Indian. Hmmmm….
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…. Not so good, as it turns out. Sorry, Mr. Richard Kiel (aka, “Jaws”, the famed James Bond film henchman from Moonraker.) I’m so very, very sorry.
Atmosphere: Steve Powell is the owner and founder of the 19th Hole Cigar Club. He literally built the shop and the humidor. You can see his handiwork in the photos below. My impression is that his plans to retire to Florida did not initially include owning a cigar store. Mostly, he likes to fish. He also likes to share good fish tales with his friends while smoking one of his favorite cigars. Ask him to tell you about the riff-raff society. I hear there are some expert cougar hunters in their number…
Lounge: You can see the layout in the photos. There are seating areas in front and toward the rear of the store. This place has great potential for a club meeting place or for private poker games (just for fun, though). It has a very large parking lot that could be used for outdoor events and activities. There is always a wicked-good pot of coffee waiting for you at the club. You can also hang out and watch fishing shows on Versus all day with Steve.
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Walk-in: This is a very large walk-in, lined with cedar panels and fully humidified. I smoked an R&J HR with the owner right off the shelf. It may have been a little over-humidified, but it was very good. There’s a decent selection on hand, but it is not yet fully stocked. If you don’t see what you need, it can be obtained on short order.
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Additional offerings: Steve, being a pillar of the community and Grand Pubah of the Riff-Raff Society, has many community connections. One of his associates is a highly skilled woodworking craftsperson. She’s also an Army Veteran and a motorcycle enthusiast. I think her desktop humidors may be the best value for the dollar I have yet seen. They are all custom hand-crafted from solid wood with Spanish cedar lining. This is no veneer job, either. The box exterior is 3/8” solid wood with an equally thick Spanish cedar interior wall. Take a close look at the photos below and look at the dimensions, hardware, and seal. These things will last forever. He told me she will custom build any size box to your specs. If you’re in the market for a display quality humidor, be sure to compare these to your other options. Check out the finished work:
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This giant one is ~155.
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Summary: I like this location. Steve’s personality makes the place work. I highly recommend it to locals and to those headed out to the golf course just down the block. This could develop into a great local spot. Stop in an pick up a couple smokes.
ETA = The 19th Hole Club is no longer in business. I wish Steve the best of luck in his future endeavors.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates… Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool.
Episode #14 - Flame Cigar - Juno Beach, FL
Shop: Flame Cigars
Location: Juno Beach, FL 33410
This store is on U.S. 1 just south of Juno’s Loggerhead Marine Life Center and Jupiter’s Carlin Park over on Alternate A1A. Juno is funky little town. It has a mix of older homes and beachfront condos, plus a few new complexes erected during the latest construction boom. There are a few state land preserves and a couple county parks. It’s a little odd to see a ten story condo surrounded by state park land… across the street from the Atlantic Ocean.
Wooden Indian: OK. I may have to change the name of this thread to “the resin Indian expeditions.” At least the tradition is observed in some manner. These production models are available from the fine folks at Cuesta Rey, or you can purchase this very one from the owner of this shop. They’re not one-of-a-kind originals, but they’re still cool.
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Note the smaller example over the Chief’s right shoulder:
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Atmosphere: Flame Cigars is attached to a liquor store, so there are some space limitations. It has a formal feel, rather than a neighborhood club atmosphere. The shop is very tidy and well organized. Take a look at the layout and you’ll see what I mean.
Here’s a look from the front toward the smoking lounge and the humidor in the back. There is a bit more than meets the eye. You could walk past this place one hundred times and never know what the store holds.
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Walk-in: This is a very well organized and well stocked humidor. You will find most of the major brands. The stock appears to be in very good condition and properly cared for.
Here it is:
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Check out the Great Wall of Padron:
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Additional offerings: In the main lobby you will find several display cases. They contain everything from lighters and cutters, to small travel humidors and desktop models. Once again, there’s more than meets the eye. (The photos are very poor, so I left them off. Sorry.) This may be the only place you need to stop to finish up your holiday shopping for cigar smoking friends.
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Additional amenities: As I mentioned, the store is inside Flame Liquors. So, if you need a decent Scotch or other libation to enjoy with your cigar, you have it all in a one-stop shop. You could also load up the coolers and otterbox before you put in at one of the nearby boat ramps for an afternoon on the high seas. … Arrrrgh.
Summary: This is a good place to replenish your humidor or pick up a few single sticks. As I mentioned, there is a large selection of accessories. There is a lounge, but I can’t see it as a hang-out. Flame Cigars is a decent local resupply stop.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should have more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood.
Episode #15 - Coffman's Tobacco Shop - Stuart, FL
Episode #15 – Coffman’s Tobacco Shop
Shop: Coffman’s Tobacco Shop
Location: Stuart, FL – The Sailfish Capital of the WORLD. (Bet you didn’t know that…) The shop is on the SW corner of US 1 and SE Monroe, just south of the Super-Wally World plaza.
Wooden Indian: Yeah, kinda… sorta… They have a nice resin cigar store Indian in the smoking lounge near the entrance. Personally, I’m not a fan of the chalkboard menu part or the serving tray. The Chief looks a little embarrassed about it, too.
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Atmosphere: This shop has an old school feel to it, with some up to date wiring under the surface. Back in the day, the owners of Coffman’s, the, um, Coffman’s… opened a store in Historic Downtown Stuart inside the original Post Office Arcade. You should hear the old man recount the story of the deal they got on the space. Ask him to tell you about it if he’s present when you stop by. I’m willing to wager he knows a few details of Stuart’s history that didn’t make it into the chamber of commerce brochure. Long story short, they sold the operation and moved down the road to gain additional space and an even better lease deal. Coffman’s has remained in the same plaza for decades now.
Service: I have not yet found more knowledgeable tobacconists on the Treasure Coast. If the owners are away, Ron is usually running the place. He is well versed in all things tobacco and has traveled to several cigar factories to learn about the blending and manufacturing process. As an aside, he is also a talented woodworker.
Here’s a look into the store from the entry door. The lounge is to the right, the main counter is off to the left, and the walk-in is straight back through the open door. It doesn’t look like much from here, does it? When you step in, you realize that the entire store is a tobacco display with several display cases throughout the store. What don’t they have?
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Walk-in: Honestly, these photos do not do justice to the sheer volume of inventory jammed into this humidor. Take a look:
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Here’s a little cove in the back of the humidor. On the left, in the acrylic display box on the third shelf, is a series of house blend sticks. There are now a few resting in my humidor waiting for review. I am told that they are made in Hondo by the same torceadors that roll Camacho branded sticks. They look pretty tasty.
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Additional amenities: Here is a view of the lounge. I really enjoyed looking at the old advertising signage and the photos the Coffman’s took with various celebs and cigar industry icons. (Notice the candy dish on Chief Resinola’s serving tray. Yep, that’s Halloween candy. *sigh* Better late than never…)
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There are some interesting pipe tobacco blends, a variety of pipe styles, and just about any other accessory you may need.
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Summary: There’s not much glitter here, but they probably carry the cigar or pipe tobacco you need. You’ll also find a trustworthy source of cigar-related information. I highly recommend Coffman’s to Stuart’s cigar enthusiasts.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood.
Episode #016 - The Humidor, San Antonio, TX
Shop: The Humidor (soon to be Club Humidor – San Pedro), San Antonio, Texas
Location: The Humidor is located on San Pedro about a mile south of the 410 Loop in fabulous San Antonio, Texas. It is a stand alone building and has ample parking both in front by the road and behind the building. You can’t miss it.
Wooden Indian: Absolutely! There is an excellent Indian statue out front and a few more specimens inside. The only one I was permitted to photograph is a resin copy of a Plains Tribesman wearing a buffalo-horned headdress. It is not the best production on the premises. If this is a scaled model, the rifle appears to be some kind of break-action 50 BMG. That would handle a buffalo… or a light tank.
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This shop was founded by Col. Rumbo and his wife back in the day. He established the business and added locations as the opportunities arose. The guys in the shop are awesome. It feels like a neighborhood smoke shack, but offers much more. I made two trips here during my stay in San Antonio. On the second visit, I remembered to bring my camera along. Unfortunately, one of the owners denied my request to photograph the interior.
The Exterior… from the parking lot:
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Service: All the guys know their business and most are trained tobacconists. Even the customers are well versed in cigar-speak. This is a busy shop so I tried not to bother the staff.
Walk-in: The Humidor boasts “the largest walk-in in the Southwest”… or so I am told. Alas, no photos.
Cigars: You name it. There is a concentration on higher end merchandise, but they offer something for everyone. This chain of shops lays claim to the title of largest Davidoff distributor in the region. The regional sales representative, Chris, happened to stop in and he filled me in on the details. Their sales volume is so strong that the Davidoff people pitched in to build a Winston Churchill Cigar Lounge. Sorry, no photos.
Additional offerings: The Humidor offers a great selection of cigars as well as a broad range of accessories, toys, and gadgets - none of which I was allowed to photograph. *sigh*
Additional amenities: They are adding an AVO Lounge, similar to the existing WCL. Access to the AVO Lounge will require membership. They do offer a special “members only” AVO club cigar. However, no photos are permitted.
Summary: Despite my sarcasm about the photos, this really is a “must see” shop. :smiley4: Next time you’re in San Antonio, haul your butt up to The Humidor and plan to spend a little time browsing and hanging out in the lounge. IMO, it’s the second best cigar lounge in Greater San Antonio. Who is tops? I’ll tell you later.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography.
Episode #17 - Club Humidor - San Antonio Quarry
Episode #17 – Club Humidor – The Quarry
Shop: Club Humidor – The Quarry, San Antonio, TX
Location: This edition of Club Humidor is located in the Quarry Shops off 281 and Basse Road - Deep in the Heart of Texas! Special note: This is one of five local shops owned by the same family. Take a look back at Episode # 16, “The Humidor”, in post # 67.
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Wooden Indian: Yes! Here is a fine Cigar Store Indian proudly displayed on the walk in front of the shop. There are also a couple old-school Punch statues inside. Check out this fine example:
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Atmosphere: The Quarry is a high end shopping destination that includes retail, dining, entertainment, and anchor tenants such as Whole Paycheck Foods, Gap, Old Navy, and Victoria’s Secret – Ooh, la, la! or… whatever… should have taken some photos there…
Here’s a Punch guy in lieu of pictures from Victoria’s: :smiley4:
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The other Punch guy is near the front door:
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Service: The youngster at the counter that day introduced himself as Ed. I liked his style. He allowed me plenty of time to snoop around and fielded all my questions with big-league skill and reasonable responses. He demonstrated a thorough knowledge of his stock and of the cigar trade in general. My impression is that he is very honest in expressing his opinions. No nonsense, no hedging – just good responses.
Walk-in: The walk-in is fairly large and well stocked. They offer all the expected brands. This is the first look I had at the recently introduced Xicar Havana Collection cigars. I haven’t smoked one yet, but they offer a few different wrappers and sizes to suit tastes from mild to wild. Ok, maybe not that wild.
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Additional offerings: There is an excellent selection of humis, cutters, pipes, oh my! You will find everything you expect in a high end shop.
Additional amenities: There is an indoor lounge with comfortable seating, a giant television, and a variety of cold and hot drinks available. You will also find strategically placed seating out front. I ran into a group of guys enjoying cigars out on the benches. You can see them on the right in the first photo. There was a lawyer, a retired gentleman, a businessman, and an Army Staff Sergeant. We conversed for twenty minutes or so about cigars, cigar guys, and the lost cigar shop community. When you run into people that enjoy cigars, they aren’t strangers for long.
Summary: It is worth a trip to visit if you’re in town. I suggest that you ditch the female wimmin types at the shopping center and spend some quality time in the smoking lounge.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography.
Episode #18 - Club Humidor, Huebner Oaks Plaza - San Antonio, TX
Episode #18 – Club Humidor, Huebner Oaks Plaza - San Antonio, TX 78230
Let’s try to shake up the formula a little.
This is the Huebner Oaks edition of the Club Humidor family of stores. If you are familiar with their location in The Quarry, you can see the family resemblance. It is nothing like the Mother Ship down in SA off San Pedro (The Humidor – please, no photos.)
My visit was on a Saturday back in November of ’09. There was quite a crowd gathered around the giant TV watching the Longhorns issue yet another beat down to a hapless conference foe. The Big 12 ain’t what it used to be… There were quite a few men and women enjoying the football game and a cigar, as well as the soft drinks and caffeinated beverages available in the store. This is exactly how a local cigar shop should work.
I chose not to take photos while the shop was jammed with customers. I estimated the mix at about 60/35/5 (male/ female/ indeterminate). My thinking was that if I whipped out the camera and started snapping candids, some of those frenzied football patrons might take exception, rough me up, and toss me out of the store, ala Ron White. … Some of the dudes looked pretty tough, too… and no one wants to get tossed out of a cigar shop by a bunch of girls… or an indeterminate bipedal hominid.
I was surprised at the traffic volume during my brief visit. There was a steady flow of customers in the walk-in humidor and at the accessory cases. Some of the volume may be attributable to holiday gift shopping, but I bet this store is turning in solid numbers year-round.
The photo below is the only one I have to offer. You can tell from the façade that the store is in a fairly new shopping plaza. Most of the other tenants are boutique and specialty shops. The Humidor fits in perfectly with this retail market segment. I left this image full size so you can zoom in a little and pick out a few details. If I had a 10x10000 lens like some people, you could see the UT logo on the shirt of the guy just inside the door.
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What you can readily see is that the plaza is clean and well-maintained, the signage is easily visible, and the disabled are encouraged to park right up front. What you can’t easily spot is the fine Wooden Indian just inside the entry on the right and the fat little Punch statue on the left, facing out.
Also inside is a large accessory case on the back wall, the main service counter, and a well-stocked humidor that takes up most of the bay to the left of the main room. There is an excellent selection of all the national brands and premium cigars you expect. The conditions are perfect and the stock appears to be in excellent shape. I picked up a couple figurados for the trip home.
This location is quite a drive from downtown San Antonio, but if you have a reason to travel up to Huebner, you should definitely stop here. If you live nearby and enjoy watching sports with other cigar smokers, put Club Humidor in Huebner Oaks on your list.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography.
Episode #19 - Latin Gold - Rivercenter Mall, San Antonio, TX
Episode #19 - Latin Gold - Rivercenter Mall, San Antonio, TX 78205
Shop: Latin Gold - San Antonio 78205
Location: Rivercenter Mall – Downtown SA, up the street from the Riverwalk.
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Wooden Indian: Uhhhh… negative. The place is called Latin Gold. The logo depicts a type of Aztec pyramid, so perhaps an image of Quetzalcoatl would be more appropriate. I’ll have to brush up on my fourteenth century Mesoamerican history.
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I respectfully submit for your approval the ancient Aztec Deity, Quetzalcoatl.
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Atmosphere: It’s in a mall… next to Macy’s. <p>
Service: Maybe I made the guy a little nervous. I don’t know. He seemed suspicious at first, but after I explained the TWIE thread, he lightened up. He probably thought I was an insurance inspector or BATF agent. My impression is that most of their business is online, by phone, and through mail-order.
Humidor: There are climate controlled display cases in the customer area of the shop rather than the typical walk-in. This type of display seems appropriate for the setting. Yes, Latin Gold rolls their own. At first, I thought they had only a small selection of private label hand-made cigars. They offer many blends, shapes, and sizes. There is also an assortment of flavored cigars for those who are so inclined.
Additional offerings: The focus is obviously on the house blends, but they also keep a small stock of national brands. You can see some display humidors and related accessories for sale in the photo. I saw some nice pipes on the wall display to the right. Smoking is prohibited in the mall, so there is no lounge or cigar smoking area.
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One cool feature at Latin Gold is the cigar roller at the front of the shop. The poor guy must feel like he’s working in a fishbowl. He does attract a fair amount of attention from passers-by. There’s no way to know if all the production is done on site, but the dude can turn out some product on short order. I noticed he had a few short stogies set aside for the way home. I didn’t hassle him. He looked pretty handy with that sharp-ass blade.
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Summary: Is it a destination or just a local depot? Actually, I was surprised at the amount of stock Latin Gold has on hand. I picked up a couple robustos. IMHO, Latin Gold maduro robustos are a solid smoke, but not exceptional. If you’re in town and you get dragged to the mall by your shopaholic wife, ditch her at Macy’s and stop here.
A little SFW cigar p0rn:
Maduro Robusto, 50 x 5
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Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography.
Episode #20 – C.I.G.A.R., San Antonio, TX
Shop: C.I.G.A.R., San Antonio, The Woodlands, TX 78232
Location: The club is located off Thousand Oaks, a few miles east of Highway 281/37. It is in a plaza on the north side of the road. If you take the curve too fast you’ll drive by it and have to double back. <sigh> Here’s a photo:
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Wooden Indian: Maybe the guys across town bought up all the Indian statues. C.I.G.A.R. earns partial credit for their Cuesta Rey chalkboard chief. He looks a little embarrassed about the whole sandwich-board thing.
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The emphasis is on the Diamond Crown Cigar Lounge. It is for members only, but one of the owners gave me a full tour of the place. No photos inside the lounge are included out of respect for the members present at the time. This is an exceptional cigar lounge and club.
We entered through the locker room just past the main retail service counter. It is a well lighted, conditioned storage space which serves as a members’ entrance to the DC Lounge. The lockers are custom made and designed specifically for cigar storage. They are large enough to hold several boxes of fine smokes and are tall enough to hold upright a refreshment container the size of a two liter soda. Draw your own conclusions. Rentals run from $575 - $775, and include annual membership to the club. It’s worth it.
The interior lighting is a little dim. Once my eyes adjusted, I could see the various seating areas and all the expected smoking accessories. There are several televisions, wireless internet, and even a pool table. (Please, no wagering.) You can see the entry to the lounge in the background of the lobby photo.
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Service: These guys are experienced and knowledgeable. Equally important, they are accommodating and friendly. C.I.G.A.R. is both a store and a members’ club. I believe the owners and personnel are fully aware of the distinction between customers and clients.
Walk-in: I really like this style of display/walk-in humidor. It gives the shop an appealing ‘open look’ and still keeps the merchandise in top notch condition.
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C.I.G.A.R. also offers a full array of smoking related accessories and merchandise. They will gladly acquire for you any item that they do not stock. Unfortunately, I failed to photograph the entire left side of the retail area. You can see some of the displays in the photo above.
Additional amenities: Along with the DC Lounge, they offer beverage service and soft drinks. Texas has strict laws on liquor licenses. Since the club is close to a school, they are not permitted to serve alcohol. Here in FL, I believe they serve it with the school lunch, but that’s just speculation based on student S.A.T. scores.
Oh, yeah, there is a deck out back for use during events and when the weather cools.
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Summary: If you’re on the North end of town or out in Hill Country, stop in at C.I.G.AR. If you’re on the South end, take a drive up that way. IMO - This is the best smoking lounge in San Antonio… but there’s still a larger humidor in the Southwest. I’ll tell you about it later.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography.
Episode #21 - Fincks Cigar Factory Outlet - Castle Hills, TX
Shop: Finck's Cigar Factory Outlet – Castle Hills, TX 78213
Location: The factory outlet is located on the north side of the 410 loop off West Avenue in the thriving burg of Castle Hills – population 4,202. Hee-haw! It is directly across the street from Aggie Park, for those of you who are familiar with the Greater San Antonio area.
Wooden Indian: Jackpot! Yahtzee!
I’ll add a show-n-tell post right after this review.
This is the outlet store for Finck's Cigar. The production facility is actually located near downtown San Antonio. Finck's claims to be the oldest cigar maker in the Texas, founded in 1893. There is a detailed company history and some interesting local history on the company website.
I stopped in on a Thursday on my way to the airport. The store is about two miles west of SAT. There was far more to see than I expected. Here’s a photo of the building and the logo.
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Finck's has set up shop in what may be described as a converted residence. I call it a complete upgrade and renovation. In any case, the building has five rooms and some private office space. The following photos show the layout.
CIGAR ROOMS
This is the main room behind the small foyer and register desk. The employees have a couple tables set up for use in routine tasks and for stock maintenance. I really liked the kids at the counter. They were friendly, engaging, and helpful. What more can you ask? In this room, they stock an array of national brands. I noted some Padron Anniversary boxes and AF premium blends. Tasty. (You can see a few of those in part two right next to the Punch guy.) Except for the displays in the foreground, the entire room is filled with popular brands. This single room is larger than most retail cigar stores. Note the gianormous humidifier on the back wall.
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Just behind the main room and work area is the accessory room. They offer all kinds of tobacco related merchandise and they seem to have decent prices. I picked up a ten cigar travel case for about twenty bucks. Maybe next time I’ll try one of those fine corncob pipes hanging above the second shelf near the other pipes. Perhaps not.
Check out the cabinet on the back wall. A local carpenter custom manufactures them. I have no idea if his prices are even in the ball park, but he can certainly build a fine piece of furniture. On the right-hand side, out of view, are shelves full of humidification devices and hygrometers. There are types I have never before seen. Oddly, there were no beads.
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Cigars: Some of Finck's trademarks include Travis Club, Cheroots, Casino Club, and Alamo Sweets. Despite their swisheresque appearance, I felt compelled to purchase these. They mysteriously went missing from my checked baggage – ding-danged Homeland Insecurity! … (I know you’re reading this, and I know that you know that I know you’re reading this. Kiss my Tex-ass, you swisher snatchers! I hope you inhale! Fokkers.) Well. That’s better.
Ever heard of Moonshine Crooks? Nor have I, but they have them in stock if you’re curious. Along with the missing Alamo Sweets, I picked up some Travis Clubs and a couple barber-pole cheroots to try out. It was an impulse buy. They looked cool.
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Another view showing the lockers and lounge:
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Lockers and Lounge:
This is one of the best features of Finck's. You can see the lockers to the right, just below the panes of glass that separate the store from the smoking room. They offer excellent rates on lockers and some kind of “free cigar” arrangement for locker renters. If you’re nearby, it may be worth investigating.
In the lounge, I ran into a guy named Keith who is the Sergeant at Arms of the “The Happy Place Cigar Club”, of which I am now a proud card-carrying member. Based upon my impressions of the members I met on that day, this club represents exactly what the WIE thread is all about. It is a gathering place open to cigar smokers of any stripe.
So, why is the lounge walled off, you ask? Apparently, Texas has some fairly strict smoking regulations. Some of the laws have truck-sized loopholes. Bottom line – If you have a social club, you may designate a smoking area in your establishment for the use of that social organization. Keith told me that a few regular visitors to Fincks are attorneys. The arithmetic is simple. I think San Antonio locals may enjoy attending club sponsored events.
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That’s Ernie sitting there on the left. Interesting cat. You can see about two-thirds of the room in this photo. Out of view is a counter with a coffee maker, some beverage service, and a restroom. It is similar to what you may find in a typical office break room. It’s not too shabby. Look at the giant torch on the coffee table. Dang. That’s Texas size!
Summary: Next time you visit San Antonio, plan to spend some time at the outlet. It is well worth the trip.
Disclaimer and Full Disclosure:
Do not smoke too much; it is bad for you. I have the utmost respect for our Native American brothers. They never wear metallic armor. Ice cream is good. Sometimes I use Stay-Puft marshmallows in hot cocoa. I have no financial interest or ownership interest in any cigar shop, store, retailer, wholesaler, distributor, manufacturer, packager, shipper, stevedore, roller, farmer, harvester, or tobacco farm land lease holder, nor do I receive any other benefit, explicit or implied, from the inclusion of or review of any establishment herein named, referred to, or otherwise described. One guy did give me a free cigar. I watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS. We should promote more old-school pirates. Arrrrgh. The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential. I think Wooden Indians are cool. I wish more Cigar Store Indians were made from actual wood. Please, no flash photography. Yahtzee!
Episode # 021 – Part Two - The Indians of Fincks Cigar Factory Outlet.
Part Two - The Indians of Finck's Cigar Factory Outlet.
This Indian statue is just inside the main entry in the foyer. I like the buffalo cape, but those are some loud pants, Chief.
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Here is a closer look.
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Shorty, here, is just inside the door to the humi…house. He is about three and one-half feet tall, and the detail is fairly good. You can see an eagle design on the breastplate with some turquoise beading. I wonder what the significance may be. The blue suede shoes are a nice touch.
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This Indian almost escaped my notice. He is partially hidden behind a closed cigar case that contains Acids. Sealing Acids off from everything else is definitely a good idea. Even the chief looks a little nauseous.
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Would you leave this Punch guy guarding the Padrons? I’m not sure that’s such a good idea. Look at those shifty eyes. He does seem to be a popular figure here in San Antonio. So far, just about every shop has had one on display. Or maybe he’s following me…
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Episode # 22 - Ybor City Series - King Corona Cigar
Episode #22 - Ybor City Series No. 1 – Ybor City, Florida… Hee Haw!
I was fortunate to have the pleasure of making this trip with the one and only badwhale during his sunny, funny visit to fabulous Florida. (Do not challenge him to a game of shuffleboard. Consider yourselves warned!) There is plenty of info online about the Ybor City neighborhood and the Tampa cigar scene in general. In light of the current economy and with the fact that Greater Tampa is flat on it’s financial a$$, the retailers and factories of Ybor are doing well just to stay in business after the collapse of the local real estate market.
Speaking of real estate deals, this area was revitalized in the late 90’s using the city center concept. What is “revitalization?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Revitalization is a process whereby well-connected landowners and politicians pitch an economic stimulus package in order to secure Public Funding, Government Grants, CRA tax exemptions, and subsidized Commercial Loans for the purpose of inflating the values of their slum property holdings and to build new malls nearby. Streets get resurfaced, new highway ramps are added, brokers and bankers float a mountain of debt to tax-advantaged yield hungry investors and unwitting REIT purchasers, politicians get re-elected, developers get rich and move to Vegas, and the targeted neighborhood gets a thorough cleaning along with a new paint job… plus a complimentary window wash and some coupons. Everyone wins. Except America. … Have you guys ever played Jenga? Never mind.
Ybor is one of the oldest Tampa-area neighborhoods. It was built back in the late 1800’s by real businessman with real profits from actual manufacturing and sales. Fascinating concept. (Sorry about the rant. I blame badwhale’s ADHD.) Ybor City currently attracts thousands of tourists, hundreds of local weekend revelers… and at least two cigar junkies.
We visited eight cigar shops on Seventh Avenue, which is the main road through Ybor. At the west end there was a mall-type shopping area called Centro Ybor, but we skipped that part. We also made a short excursion to Tampa ‘Closed on Monday’ Sweethearts, which is located a couple blocks away. They’re closed on Monday. Did I mention that?
Basically, the program worked like this: a) park and then walk both sides of the street, b) stop in and flirt with cigar girls, c) double back and buy stuff, d) snap a few photos. Things don’t always work out the way you think they will. We spent a few hours browsing and chatting with shop owners and staff. I didn’t take enough photos. Also, most of the cigar girls apparently had the day off.
King Corona was the first stop. This shop gets my “best overall cigar-related establishment” rank. I’m certain they’ll be delighted to learn of this prestigious award… or whatever. It is actually two businesses under one roof. There is a cigar humidor side and a café side with seating, beverage and bar service, and a café style menu. Wait. Did I say two businesses? There’s a third one if you include the barber shop. Yes, there’s a barber shop in the cigar store.
King Corona Cigar
There is a cool neon AF sign over top of the entry. I don’t know how long this sign has been up there, but the fittings look very weathered and the style fits the ‘period look’ the re-development people were going for. I would guess it is patterned after something from the late 1950’s or 60’s.
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Outdoor seating – I’m pretty sure all six of those heavyweight banker types seated out front fell out of that sleek silver ’01 Saturn - clown car style. The excess weight may explain why the driver’s side rear hub cap popped off. Nice. … Classy.
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At last! Finally, we have a cigar shop with an actual Wooden Indian statue made from actual wood! Oh, you can see the barber shop over his left shoulder. Here he is! Chief Corona:
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King Corona is probably the most complete and spacious store/café/bar/barber shop on the street. They offer many national brands, but no house blend. There are private lockers behind display case. Check out this tourist trying to lift a few souvenirs on the five finger discount program. Miscreant.http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/a..._in_a_thom.jpg
Cool little window mural w/ street images/old tools/menus:
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As we worked our way east on Seventh, We came upon perhaps the best non-cigar related display on the avenue:
Save the TaTa’s – this is my kind of town!
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In the image below, check out the bra above the right side of the banner. That, my friends, is some serious rigging. All kidding aside, Save the Ta-Ta’s is a decent organization working toward an admirable goal. The Susan G. Komen organization has a bit more reverent approach, but you have to sell ideas to people in different ways. I am certain neither organization would mind me poking, um, making a little fun since I support them… fully… much like the devices in the display. In honesty, my own family has been affected by this scourge. Both are on my list for charitable financial support. I have enjoyed participation in a couple of the local Race for the Cure events sponsored by the latter group.
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Next up: Ybor Cigars Plus. You’ll like this one, too!