FS: a good mix of 30

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Originally Posted by badwhale

So, can we get back on track here and discuss the $ value of Hefty's taint?

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I personally think I'm owed some money for being forced to think about Hefty's taint in the first place.

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Originally Posted by moright

Actually the pissing match is the only thing that has kept here this long. If ya'll would have ignored my post, it would have been over. Anyway it's just cigars - It's going to be hard not to continue the pissing match but football is on, time for a cigar. Have fun

btw: Sarge yes they are going to the troops - should of done that in the first place

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Pissing match seems to have dripped dry...why the fuck are you still here?

So I can continue to bitch slap internet badasses like you when they pop up

Shut the fuck up and go practice like told you, you dimwitted SNL skit




just kidding...maybe

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Pissing match seems to have dripped dry...why the fuck are you still here?

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Originally Posted by moright

So I can continue to bitch slap internet badasses like you when they pop up

Shut the fuck up and go practice like told you, you dimwitted SNL skit




just kidding...maybe

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Back to post #2 i told you this would end badly :smiley38:

i would love to stay and watch the melt down but its time to hit the cigar shop and pick out a cigar for halloween.

are you kidding this is the most fun I have had on a cigar forum in many years.

badly would have been if i was ignored - You gotta know that's true

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Originally Posted by Mangyrat

Back to post #2 i told you this would end badly :smiley38:

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Wow, the meltdown begins...I enjoy how the more wound up you get the worse your posting becomes.

Hulk angry...hulk smash! hulk forgets how to capitalize and use punctuation! hulk like to bitchslap internet badasses!

You really got me on the run now! I'm shaking in my internet boots!

You gotta admit it beats discussing cello on or cello off :-)

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Wow, the meltdown begins...I enjoy how the more wound up you get the worse your posting becomes.

Hulk angry...hulk smash! hulk forgets how to capitalize and use punctuation! hulk like to bitchslap internet badasses!

You really got me on the run now! I'm shaking in my internet boots!

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Originally Posted by moright

are you kidding this is the most fun I have had on a cigar forum in many years.

badly would have been if i was ignored - You gotta know that's true

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Prolly because you got run off / banned from all the others.

No way - I am a very nice person. I don't think anyone is taking any of this serious ....?

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Originally Posted by badwhale

Prolly because you got run off / banned from all the others.

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Originally Posted by cigarsarge

You miss the boat on that. This is a board where we share a brotherhood. It's built on trust.

Good for you for sending them to the troops.

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Ah, Ken. But you can not teach a blind man to see... :smiley2:

...but I'm quite sure Mr. Right has a swell eBay rating... :smiley20:

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Originally Posted by moright

Actually the pissing match is the only thing that has kept here this long. If ya'll would have ignored my post, it would have been over. Anyway it's just cigars - It's going to be hard not to continue the pissing match but football is on, time for a cigar. Have fun.

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Actually there is no pissing match. It is simply this, don't come to our board and try to sell your cigars without first developing a reputation of some sort here. Talk to us learn about us and become one of us and we'll gladly look st your sale posts or trade posts. I actually think if you are serious and are just ball busting it could be entertaining to have you around, I would suggest however that you just take a second to throw a post out there explaining that to established guys who have actually dealt with dickheads who are serious about their fuck yous. We are serious about our fuck yous to you simply because your first posts being one to sell some smokes. A simple flat out "I'm sorry if my shit has offended anyone and I was just fucking around and did not mean anything serious" would probably go a long way. Get to know the board before you try to sell shit though.

Sorry guys I've had a good day. Hard to post threads bitching people out when you're in a good mood.

Looks like i didn't miss much.

after not finding the Fuente Brick house i was after at the B&M for SS, i was hoping for at least some entertaining reading.



moright don't you think its time you introduced your self and give us some back ground at least.

Here is how it should look.

Hi im mangyrat im a 45 year old furry rodent, I work in the medical field "lab test animal".
I have been smoking cigars for at least 4 days and consider my self a authority on the subject.
My cigars taste tend to lean to the nasty old stale side due to me smoking up every unfinished cigar i find laying in the gutter.

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Originally Posted by moright

unfortunately I picked one that has no moderators

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Care to test that theory gumdrop?

Let's see what we have here, shall we? Apparent name/forum hopping, history of being a forum troublemaker, previous banning, (probably multiple bans), ignoring, or just plain not reading, the forum rules and not getting the feel of the forum ideology before stepping on your own pecker. Yup, you are a dumbass.

Enjoy your beat down. I know we sure are. Maybe I will come back and ban you later, if one of the other mods doesn't do it first.

ciao!

The only thing banning me would do is take away some entertainment for you. The bottom line is the cigars are going to the troops. I really have no other reason to be here.

you are some kind of a fucking idiot to think banning me from HERE would matter to me

I am outta here, I enjoyed it

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Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Care to test that theory gumdrop?

Let's see what we have here, shall we? Apparent name/forum hopping, history of being a forum troublemaker, previous banning, (probably multiple bans), ignoring, or just plain not reading, the forum rules and not getting the feel of the forum ideology before stepping on your own pecker. Yup, you are a dumbass.

Enjoy your beat down. I know we sure are. Maybe I will come back and ban you later, if one of the other mods doesn't do it first.

ciao!

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If this forum was something that appealed to me then I most certianly would. i thought it was cigar forum but ya'll make it sound like a dating site. I do not wan to be your buddy or your pal just had some cigars to offer.

I figure most of the people here have been banned from the real forums

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Originally Posted by Mangyrat

Looks like i didn't miss much.

after not finding the Fuente Brick house i was after at the B&M for SS, i was hoping for at least some entertaining reading.



moright don't you think its time you introduced your self and give us some back ground at least.

Here is how it should look.

Hi im mangyrat im a 45 year old furry rodent, I work in the medical field "lab test animal".
I have been smoking cigars for at least 4 days and consider my self a authority on the subject.
My cigars taste tend to lean to the nasty old stale side due to me smoking up every unfinished cigar i find laying in the gutter.

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Nah i have been ban at the shit sites
puff.com
cigar weakly

Is that turd tommyboy martin still around

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Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Enjoy your beat down. I know we sure are. Maybe I will come back and ban you later, if one of the other mods doesn't do it first.

ciao!

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I been bitch slapping these kids all day, you know it, i know it and they know it. You would probably ban me just to keep me from continuing to bully these kids, That is true and you know it.

BTW: THIS WAS MY LAST POST see yall

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Originally Posted by moright

BTW: THIS WAS MY LAST POST see yall

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saved for shits and giggles

Way to go assholes,I work all godamn day and you fuckers run off a perfectly good chew toy:smiley38:

You should have sent those cigars to your sons in the first place, and not tried to sell them here.

Speaking of your sons, you've got one in the Corps and another in the Army? Well, at least you're batting .500 and that's better than both of them being Army. At least he's serving his country and that's always a plus .... it might be "one team one fight" but I'll still rag those Doggies.

I've got 10,000 Iraqi Dinar for those smokes if you don't send them to the troops and at the current exchange rate that's about $8.50.


Kris

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Originally Posted by moright

BTW: THIS WAS MY LAST POST see yall

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Sure it was. If I had a nickel for every time some stupid cock gobbler came on this site acted like the dickface he was and then said how much fun he was having getting us all worked up, "bullying these kids" only to say "This was my last post" I would have an unlimited cigar budget by now. Truth of the matter is we love it when people come on here to contribute and be a part of the community but we love it more when dipshits like you show up. This crap is generally a pretty enjoyable time. I love having an excuse to say things like fucktard, asshat, and my personal favorite, douchnozzle. It's a blast having you here. I would wager you'll post again, you can't resist. And when you do it will certainly put a smile on my face, fuckstick.

Well guys, at least he wasn't gonna offer us the deal he was giving on weakly. $65 for 30 is way better.

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Originally Posted by mannish

I need to clean out some $60.00 (PP ok, includes shipping yada yada)

or trade for a few El Baton torps or Liga Privada No. 9 (been wanting to try the LP9) or ?


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6 Oliva G torps
3 alec bradley tempus
4 various cupido crillo
6 nica libra torps
6 CI legends yellow toro (DPG)
3 Trinidad robustos
2 Rocky Patel old world reserve churchills
1 Rocky Patel Sungrow torp
1 Ghukha centurion figurado
1 Indian Tabac maduro toro

That's 33 i am sure I can find two more to throw in there

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Here's a quote of mine that's more appropriate for you:

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Originally Posted by ashauler

go fuck yourself

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Originally Posted by MarineOne

You should have sent those cigars to your sons in the first place, and not tried to sell them here.

Speaking of your sons, you've got one in the Corps and another in the Army? Well, at least you're batting .500 and that's better than both of them being Army. At least he's serving his country and that's always a plus .... it might be "one team one fight" but I'll still rag those Doggies.

I've got 10,000 Iraqi Dinar for those smokes if you don't send them to the troops and at the current exchange rate that's about $8.50.


Kris

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C'mon Kris - offering cigars to the troops as a way to "bitch slap" this community after the sale thread tanked is the RIGHT thing to do!!! :smiley20:

Mr. Right - don't leave. You have so much to offer this site, and you've "perked" my interest. :smiley2:


BTW - we still haven't sorted out Mr. Right's eBay rating. How are we to know how reputable he is without that? I know it's incredibly hard to believe (fine upstanding kinda guy he is and all) - but I believe he may be scamming us by telling us he's sending those cigars to the troops. :smiley3:

Shag - the only "bitch slapping" he may have done during the course of the time he spend on our board - a whopping three days - is the nasty thing he does to his little "slappy" between his legs. Truly - he's "outta here" because his ego couldn't handle how badly he'd been challenged to do the right thing. Quite an ego deflater to have adults point out childish social misgivings.

He reminds me of scrotto

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Originally Posted by ggiese

C'mon Kris - offering cigars to the troops as a way to "bitch slap" this community after the sale thread tanked is the RIGHT thing to do!!! :smiley20:

Mr. Right - don't leave. You have so much to offer this site, and you've "perked" my interest. :smiley2:


BTW - we still haven't sorted out Mr. Right's eBay rating. How are we to know how reputable he is without that? I know it's incredibly hard to believe (fine upstanding kinda guy he is and all) - but I believe he may be scamming us by telling us he's sending those cigars to the troops. :smiley3:

Shag - the only "bitch slapping" he may have done during the course of the time he spend on our board - a whopping three days - is the nasty thing he does to his little "slappy" between his legs. Truly - he's "outta here" because his ego couldn't handle how badly he'd been challenged to do the right thing. Quite an ego deflater to have adults point out childish social misgivings.

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He should have sent those cigars to his sons, period. Trying to offload some sticks isn't what got me "perked", it was his "oh look at me, I'm better than you" attitude.

I can't stand that kind of cockbaggery from some no name braggart that thinks being banned from another forum is a "good" thing.

Uhh, last time I checked it means you're a fucking dumbass.


Damn, I need to lay off the Red Bull.



Kris

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Originally Posted by moright

I doubt it will end bad.

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Well, as long as ending good is the same as getting your head shoved up your ass.

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Originally Posted by moright

Actually the pissing match is the only thing that has kept here this long.

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Hmm, seems to exhibit characteristics of the trollus dumbfuckii

Damn I can't believe I missed the bbq. Shit.

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Originally Posted by MarineOne

He should have sent those cigars to his sons, period. Trying to offload some sticks isn't what got me "perked", it was his "oh look at me, I'm better than you" attitude.

I can't stand that kind of cockbaggery from some no name braggart that thinks being banned from another forum is a "good" thing.

Uhh, last time I checked it means you're a fucking dumbass.


Damn, I need to lay off the Red Bull.



Kris

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Being banned from a cigar board isn't necessarily a bad thing, it kinda depends on which board(s). :smiley2:

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Originally Posted by ashauler

Being banned from a cigar board isn't necessarily a bad thing, it kinda depends on which board(s). :smiley2:

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Yeah - but you gotta admit you're still compelled to agree with Kris about his "dumbass" observation.

Kris - on some boards - unless you breath through your nose and have a large forehead you'll be banned.. They're typically run by less than bright people that find any bit of debate tremendously annoying (likely because the voices in their head disagree). :smiley41:

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Originally Posted by basil

Well, as long as ending good is the same as getting your head shoved up your ass.



Hmm, seems to exhibit characteristics of the trollus dumbfuckii

Damn I can't believe I missed the bbq. Shit.

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Ted - the BBQ was so short because there was so little meat to BBQ. Ya can't do to much if there's not much there to begin with... :smiley4:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

Ted - the BBQ was so short because there was so little meat to BBQ. Ya can't do to much if there's not much there to begin with... :smiley4:

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True, he did leave the party rather quickly. What a poor sport. I'm hoping it wasn't over my ass flossing with concertina wire.

Or perhaps I'm being presumptous.


-K

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Originally Posted by MarineOne

cockbaggery



Kris

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I'm gonna use that word every day. :smiley20:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

Shag - the only "bitch slapping" he may have done during the course of the time he spend on our board - a whopping three days - is the nasty thing he does to his little "slappy" between his legs. Truly - he's "outta here" because his ego couldn't handle how badly he'd been challenged to do the right thing. Quite an ego deflater to have adults point out childish social misgivings.

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Yeah... the one winning the fight doesn't usually scurry off with his tail between his legs.

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Originally Posted by cigarsarge

i'm gonna use that word every day. :smiley20:

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lmao!!

:smiley36::smiley37:

I love this place!