Where do you get Cuban cigars?

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12-29-2009, 09:03 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by MarineOne

Dude, keep quiet about the sailboat guy. I'm trading a box of tainted Tylenol for some Montecristo's.

Sheesh.

I let the cat out of the bag... Sorry... :smiley13:
12-29-2009, 01:05 PM
Lopaka

GG, letting the cat out again! Sheesh!

Lopaka
12-29-2009, 10:24 PM
Gunner18

Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?
12-29-2009, 10:26 PM
Rugbysh9

:smiley19::smiley21::smiley18::smiley11:
12-29-2009, 10:27 PM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?

I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95
12-29-2009, 10:33 PM
Rugbysh9

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Originally Posted by badwhale

I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95

Actually that # went up 5% 12/1
12-30-2009, 12:07 AM
Gunner18

are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?
12-30-2009, 01:11 AM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by Spot

are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?

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12-30-2009, 04:25 AM
Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?
12-30-2009, 05:17 AM
Lopaka

I forgot to mention that I just drive down to the store and buy mine there.

Lopaka
12-30-2009, 08:49 AM
WhiteWidow

I get mine via the internet, from people I know here, or my father-in-law who currently lives in England.
12-30-2009, 09:06 AM
ggiese

You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.
12-30-2009, 09:26 AM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by ggiese

You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.

Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.
12-30-2009, 09:37 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by ashauler

Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.

Did I let the cat out of the bag a second time??? :smiley9:
12-30-2009, 09:39 AM
bigwhiteash

Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

No thanks :smiley11:
12-30-2009, 09:46 AM
Lopaka

I thought they were rolled by women between their.....wait, there is a video...I have proof!

I want those!! NSFW!!!!!!!!

Dr. Lopaka
12-30-2009, 11:00 AM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?

...but if we were slang "literate", why would we need the translation?

Thanks, though. The "hunh" really had me stumped - and the "Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?" did not pop out for me in the "literate" slang version. :smiley20:
12-30-2009, 11:08 AM
WhiteWidow

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Originally Posted by bigwhiteash

Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

No thanks :smiley11:

As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?
12-30-2009, 11:31 AM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?

They don't age 'em so long.
12-30-2009, 11:31 AM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?

dude like you like forgot like to translate like the "I need to buy like 2+?" like okay like dude like.

There's a huge difference between "slang" and lazy, immature asshat gibberish which is what you're being rightfully criticized for like, okay like dude like?
12-30-2009, 09:26 PM
Gunner18

I don't know where you got the "like dude like" but moving on:

$125 for a box sounds on the cheap side to me. Plus, are you positive they weren't fakes?
12-31-2009, 12:15 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

I don't know where you got the "like dude like" but moving on:

$125 for a box sounds on the cheap side to me. Plus, are you positive they weren't fakes?

No way! I refuse to smoke fakes! ...and this is a VERY trusted site! :smiley2:
12-31-2009, 01:25 AM
Gunner18

I did a quick search and found a site that "guarantees" real cigars with decent prices but their layout is so confusing. Right now i'm browsing Thompson's cigars because they have nice samplers which is what I really want.
12-31-2009, 01:27 AM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

I did a quick search and found a site that "guarantees" real cigars with decent prices but their layout is so confusing. Right now i'm browsing Thompson's cigars because they have nice samplers which is what I really want.

Good for you. You will find the most authentic Cuban style cigars at Thompson's.
12-31-2009, 01:31 AM
Gunner18

Sarcasm? I wasn't looking for Cubans on Thompson's they have nice samplers though. I would really only smoke a Cuban for a special occasion because i'm not rich!
12-31-2009, 01:32 AM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

Sarcasm? I wasn't looking for Cubans on Thompson's they have nice samplers though. I would really only smoke a Cuban for a special occasion because i'm not rich!

Illiterate? You've stated you're not 18, right? Why don't you log off, and not log back on until then?
12-31-2009, 01:37 AM
Gunner18

I think I might, because there are plenty of people on this forum and so few of them have any real advice to offer.
12-31-2009, 01:38 AM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

I think I might, because there are plenty of people on this forum and so few of them have any real advice to offer.

Excellent. See you in a few years!
12-31-2009, 01:41 AM
Gunner18

2 months, but at this rate, never again.
12-31-2009, 01:56 AM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

2 months, but at this rate, never again.

Ok, Lemme seal the deal. If you're underage, and can't fucking read the rules here, go away.

Will
12-31-2009, 02:52 AM
Lopaka

WOW, a underage kid asking us where to buy Cubans?

Bye Bye.

Lopaka
12-31-2009, 10:33 AM
mail man

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Originally Posted by Lopaka

WOW, a underage kid asking us where to buy Cubans?

Bye Bye.

Lopaka

No doubt, what's the chances.
Bye bye pup :smiley21:
12-31-2009, 03:45 PM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

I think I might, because there are plenty of people on this forum and so few of them have any real advice to offer.

You've been given more "real", valuable advice in this one little thread than you know. Unfortunately, though, you are understandably not in a position to comprehend or appreciate the advice you've been given.

Good luck on your quest for the Holy Grail! That and Shangra La lie just around the corner for you! :smiley2:
12-31-2009, 05:28 PM
Shelby07

Can somebody tell me about this Thompson's cigar? Are they any good. To they really sell good Cubanesque samplers and are they really like real Cuban cigars (not that I'd know the difference.) Does anybody have a phone number?
12-31-2009, 07:12 PM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

Can somebody tell me about this Thompson's cigar? Are they any good. To they really sell good Cubanesque samplers and are they really like real Cuban cigars (not that I'd know the difference.) Does anybody have a phone number?

Mark, you're SUCH a cut up!!! :smiley36:

Please - don't tell me you're serious... :smiley3:

...oh, crap. I think he's serious!!!! :smiley5:
12-31-2009, 07:14 PM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunner18

I think I might, because there are plenty of people on this forum and so few of them have any real advice to offer.

gunther - PM daredog - I think he has a GREAT site you'd be interested in... :smiley2:

Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.

Larry.

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...

Mohammet...

Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.

Don't be shy about helping yourselves
to punch and cookies.
12-31-2009, 08:04 PM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunner18

I think I might, because there are plenty of people on this forum and so few of them have any real advice to offer.

I have some advise...Fuck Off.:smiley20:
01-01-2010, 12:15 AM
CoventryCat86

I need to know more about this Thompsons cigar place too. Hey gunnar, post a link for us will ya?

Thanks!:smiley20:
01-01-2010, 12:22 AM
MarineOne

Oh so he wants REAL advice.

If I were the BBB, I'd create a new rating system that instead of going from "A" to "F" ratings it would include "Thompson" as the lowest of the low rating.

Thompson's is so bad, I've seen them double charge for the same shipment only for it to arrive 4 months later ..... and then you have to fight to get the second charge refunded.

Thompson's is like a 3 dollar whore with leprosy.

Would you liike more REAL advice?
01-01-2010, 12:37 AM
badwhale

I ain't supporting Thompson outright, but I got my first humi & sampler from them. No problems, and I actually still keep two lines from the sampler (Ex Cal 1066 & LGC) in my normal rotation.

A lot of their stuff is overpriced, they're house brands kinda blow (my bro smokes a lot of budget smokes was on their kick for a while), and they market the hell out of you, but I understand they're getting somewhat more competitive.

But anyway, back to that number for the cuban source. IIRC it's: .

Will

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