So wait a minute. Is it Cinda or George who is dressing up like a girl scout? Eitherway, wear pigtails and I'll pay cash.
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So wait a minute. Is it Cinda or George who is dressing up like a girl scout? Eitherway, wear pigtails and I'll pay cash.
If you want to impress people, just keep a Thesaurus next to your computer or you can be like Kevin and me and just swear a lot.:smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
I guess fromunda isn't interested in selling me his Oliva Vs. Oh well, his loss......
Cinda is dressing up as a Girl Scout and I'm dressing up as a Boy Scout. And we're both going to tag team your ass, Tyler. Oh, yes - you WILL pay cash... :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Yep, I need to brush up on my swearing. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
fromunda, I had to put four quarters in the parking meter today so I've only got nine dollars to spare on cigars for the foreseeable future so I'm going to have to lower my offer to $9.00 for your three Oliva Vs. Please let me know within the next few days or so otherwise I'll look for a better deal elsewhere.
Hey George,Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
It will take me about 2 and 1/2 hours to get to his office by car. You can hop on a plane land at an air port not far from his office and I'll pick you up. :smiley20: In fact, I'll bet if we play our cards right we could make more money not to do this...:smiley2:
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
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Originally Posted by ggiese
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/r...lButtsecks.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by cinda
I lowered prices and deleted some stuff I no longer have. USPS.com quotes a 1 lb package at $6.20 for priority shipping. Did they change their rate or am I missing something?
Use a Flate Rate box :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
The small flat rate box is tiny. I would be afraid of them getting damaged. Maybe I am just being paranoid.
It's the "Gold Standard" for BOTL. I sent a recent memeber 14 cigars in one with no issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
You're missing something, I told you exactly what it costs if you pay on line. It will be even cheaper if you actually weigh the package and figure the postage properly because it takes a whole lot of cigars to equal one pound. In my case, I only want three cigars and if you're too stupid to not be able to figure out how to ship three cigars for three or four bucks then you're not very bright and have no business trying to sell cigars like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
No, you're just being stupid. I've shipped hundreds of packages of cigars to people and 95% of the time that's what I use as does anyone else who ships cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
Are you going to sell me those three Oliva Vs for $9.00 shipped or not? I asked you for an answer and you're not giving me one.
I already told you no when you offered $10. I called it ridiculous. Thanks Paddy for answering me. I will use those flat rate boxes.Quote:
Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
If you took the time to look around the forum, you might find some good info on how to ship cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
Even if someone did that, they couldn't possibly have used pictures to make it really simple. Alas...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
You're an asshole.:smiley21: Don't you get it that you shouldn't insult potential customers you idiot? You see, I can insult you and call you names all I want because I'm the potential customer here, not you. As someone who has something for sale and trying to convince others to buy your shitty cigars, you really have to STOP acting like such an asshole.Quote:
Originally Posted by dasunder
I work on the operations side of a retail business which gives me absolute authority to confirm that not only customers but also potential customers generally feel as if they have the right to be complete assholes. For a small fee I can provide various pie charts and bar graphs as proof. The whole thing is incredibly scientific.
How about sellers being assholes? How many assholes are successful salesmen? Do you have pie hole charts and bars on that too? If you're running a bar, I'll have a Myers's and coke with a lime.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingbeefy
I agree Mr. Coventry. Sellers can be assholes too. In fact guys who work on the operations side of a retail business can be as well. For example, I really don't have any charts and will noy be creating any. I got you guys all excited about seeing some sweet pie charts and now I have to let you down. Me = asshole. The drink you asked for will be going out USPS by Thursday. If it doesn't spill in route you should be enjoying it soon. I trust that this gesture will smooth things over with us.
Now thats great customer service right there LOL
LMAO!:smiley36: That's some funny chit right there.:smiley4::smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by kingbeefy
See that kingbeefy, I didn't even see Kevin's post because it was on the next page when I was replying to you and we wound up saying pretty much the same thing, LOL! That means if us two clowns are thinking the same thing about you then you gotta be doing something right.:smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by kevin7
I am going to get serious just long enough to say don't ever take me very seriously. I don't. I am so full of shit I have aquired a taste for it. That's pretty gross actually and I don't think it's even the truth. Back to the point, I enjoy fun banter as much as I do fine cigars and overpaying for Girl Scout cookies. I also have grown to love the term "asshat" and I have decided to aspire to be one when I grow up.
You have a long, arduous road to become an asshat. Safe travels. :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by kingbeefy
...unless, of course, you are an asshat by birth. In that case, it's pretty much automatic.. :smiley37:
Well, that's one way to look at it. :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
You'll do alright here I reckon. :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by kingbeefy
Looking at the tags for this thread I'm wondering, who's asshole #1 and who's asshole #2 :smiley36:
Any asshole can ad tags so my guess is the poof aliens added them because according to them we're all assholes here.:smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
I think this one's a wrap, fromunda hasn't logged back in for four days. Probably all butt hurt since no one is willing to pay his outrageous prices.
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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
Sounds like you missed me. Don't worry I didn't abandon you. I wouldn't do that. I have just been busy. At least this thread has been entertaining to read.
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Originally Posted by dasunder
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Originally Posted by dasunder
No one has "missed" you at all fromunda.....:smiley29: or your $hitty cigars either.
For the record I may or may not have missed you. It's official.