I gotta quit sleeping. You pissant little bitches trying to pull this shit off in the middle of the night. And here I thought you assclowns were true BOTLs.
$340.37 a box is my bid. My kid don't need college!
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I gotta quit sleeping. You pissant little bitches trying to pull this shit off in the middle of the night. And here I thought you assclowns were true BOTLs.
$340.37 a box is my bid. My kid don't need college!
Screw you Shag.
I bid $341 for one box.
DG
$350.00 for ALL THREE.
And watch it ggiese or you're gonna get DINGED again.:smiley7:
All of you guys suck :smiley7: . I get here and think I might be able to get a good box of smokes and what do you all do? Jack the price up there so high that I can't even see them anymore. Thanks a lot
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okay....i scraped up some extra cash....i'll go $188 on one box........did i win??......
Alright, broken open my kids piggy bank. I can go 367.12 on 1 box, and 340.37 a box on the other two and 1 pound of homemade venison jerky made by my aunt Ethel. None of these whiny little wannabes here can beat that deal. You are insane if you don't take it!
And to the rest of you.... :smiley38: I am dinging you all a raisin for your greedy behaviour in this thread!
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
This is still the best deal going.
I'll go $368 for a box of esplendidos.
Hey shag ding this.:smiley44:
Besides your aunt Ethel's homemade venison jerky taste like dog turds. Thurst me Ninos82 about that. He sent out some of this a while ago thing to drum up business for his Aunt Ethel. I think he buys it at the locale Wally world and rebags it. Pure crap.:smiley38:
CoventryCat86 on the other hand bids everything up and then when he wins he cuts you back until the bid right under his. That's how he gets away with free shipping and stuff.
ggeise is just a gouger plain and simple. He will be reselling these as soon as he wins for twice what he paid to all the newbies.
bigpoppapuff is old and senile and will most likely forget to send the money out. Plus the old folks home he is in doesn't let him smoke. Sad but we put up with it.
DG:smiley37:
WTF you guys? I mean seriously... kidding around or not, your making this guy wait for money....
I'll give ya 525 for the two boxes of robustos and 600 for the other box....
PM me for my snailer and so I can get an addy to mail you a check. :smiley16: :smiley37:
To rich for me. Thanks for fuggin up another deal paddleboy. :smiley38:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayakinboy
And DG, :smiley38: from me and :smiley38: :smiley38: from Aunt Ethel.
Boy, I gotta stop having sex with my wife so I can pay attention to board, apparently I can get all the sex I need right here (it worked for Monica, right?).
Now, CC, you're clearly too much of a pussy to even begin a bidding war.
Grandpa, you're too old, we don't need your heart aggravated.
Cinda, you're too...female.
DG, same for you, too female.
Shag, your name disqualifies you, this isn't a shag thread.
Poppapuff, you can bid all you want, and you have the right, but, top this!
I will pay with one Stradivari :smiley42: that my family has kept since we first bought it in Italy 12 generations ago. I will also throw in :smiley41: :smiley41: :smiley41: :smiley41: rare Inigo Montoya Churchills. Finally, I will include the number 4 brief case from next weeks episode of "Deal or No Deal?"
That's it, you can all go home.
Good night.
All of you assholes can go to hell, I'll give you a Spiderman #1 signed by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee in mint condition for all four boxes. Now you guys can stick that in your pooper and pucker up.
Bastards. I go away and everyone tops my bid. Fuck this, I'll pay $300 per box and I'll include my collection of baseball card which includes autographed copies of each of the players named to have used steroids in Jose Canseco's book Juiced. Oh and I'll throw in a batch of Shag's Aunt Ethel;s jerky I still have some left from a trade we did awhile back.
okay....i took some bottles back to the store...so,i can go $192.40 on one box...i'll pm you my address...this is terrific...
OK, I got nudie pics of BigMacFU's wife. Try and top that one, for all the boxes
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Dude who doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by ukyfan
Guys, there is a line about 10 feet behind ya. It's that line marked To Damn Far. You might want to get back across it.
Hey man weren't you in chat that night? He's got pics of my wife too. It was a swap.
Seriously if you or BigMac were offended I am sorry.
Sorry, just trying to have a little good humored fun. Wasn't trying to offend anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shagaroo
If this is some left over chat insanity then my apologies for stepping in.Quote:
Originally Posted by prophetic_joe
Ignore the man behind the curtain, I am the great and powerful Shag! :smiley18:
No not left over, Was also a joke hence the Seriously part. In reality I just want to say that I think Big Mac is a way cool guy and if I did say or do say anything in jest that offends anyone of you guys let me know because I would never want to do that.
No biggie Shag, thanks for the heads up as you most likely know what flies around here better than I.
Now see what I did damnit I ruined the nice auction. Dude just give the damn cigars to CC cause we all know he's gonna take em from us anyway.
I've gotcha all beat!
I will trade you my most prized possession! My great-grampa's gold war watch. This watch I got here was first purchased by my great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was my great- granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. My great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to my great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til my grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. My great-granddaddy gave it to my granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. My granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. My granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, my 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, my grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to my grandmother, delivering to my infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way my Daddy looked at it, that watch was my birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave Captain Koons the watch. He hid with the uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years. Then, after seven years, he was sent home to his family. Then he paid me a visit, and gave the watch to me, like he promised my father.
I offer this watch to you! As further incentive I also offer you Zed's custom Harley-Davidson chopper. Try and beat THAT offer you Phillie smoking fools! :smiley2:
Anyone wanna ask who Zed is? :smiley4:
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead..
kenyth.......:smiley20: :smiley20: ..........awesome post!!!!
A coupla hard, pipe-hittin, n****** with pliars and a blow torch got medievel on Zeb's ass.
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Heh-heh! :smiley20:
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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
*bows*
Thank you! Thank you! :smiley17:
now......back to the bidding...i want one box....and,where is nino?????...
Dude, of course you have pics of my wife, I publish them, how do you think I afford all the nice cigars I got. A Stradivari violin is still the most prized possession offered, and if you agree to my deal now, I'll throw in a free night at Carnegie Hall with Yo-Yo Ma playing your new violin.
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Originally Posted by Kenyth
Don't take a bow, you thief!!! That was from Pulp Fiction, you friggen faker!!!
You guys are something else... Okay - I'm going with $425 per box - cash money - have the cash to you tomorrow.. We got a deal???
i found a two dollar bill while walking my dogs tonight....i can go $192.50 for one box....pm me, i'll get you my address.......i'm sure this bid is much higher than you could have imagined......i'm that kinda guy...
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Originally Posted by ggiese
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Careful there killer, you might get caught using the bathroom one of these days while I'm making Pop-Tarts. That's how I get 'em, they keep underestimating me. :smiley29:
Hey Gramps, and the rest of you hilly billys, I told him 525, now where is my PM? I think he sold to someone else.... :smiley21: :smiley38:Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
Your bid doesn't count - you would have to do a payday loan to get the funds and that takes time... I'm talking cash money RIGHT now - I've got wads of it falling out of my pocket as we speak....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayakinboy
But, in all fairness - even though it's against my better judgement, I'll bump my offer to $535 per box.. I'm really sticking my neck out here because they could be fakes - but this nino guy seems pretty sincere...
What do you day, Nino?
$537.50 per box.
Hey nino, don't believe ggiese when he says he has the cash, he's kinda shady....
OK, time to do something I didn't think I would have to do... I was able to find the rummered sex tape of CC and Gramps. If you 2 don't back down I am going to release it on Bit torrent for the whole world to seeQuote:
Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
Hi again, sorry about my lack of replies. Nice to see a bidding frenzy going on though. I'll put up some photos of the boxes when i get back home (in about 5-6 hours or so). By the way, i live in London so i'll be sending the boxes over if the buyer is in the states (by registered courier, or whatever you prefer). Once again, its 2 boxes of esplendidos and one box of robustos. I'll crack open the one case i'm keeping as a present and take a few photos of the cigars there too to convince you guys they aren't fakes. If you're still not convinced, you can buy one box, smoke them, and then order the rest. Also, if you only want one box by itself that's cool too.
Anyhoo, bid away! I'll let everyone know what's happenning as it happens, so far i haven't PM'd anyone or made any final decisions.
have fun.
ok ya'll - I placed bids when this thing started and haven't had a chance to get back on since. I gotta say, I am shocked at the behavior here. Nino is absolutely right. It is a frenzy here. I mean, this is worse than Cbid. Now I know how you feel about these - hell, this the Holy Grail of cigars but c'mon, there's a principle at stake here. Running these prices up so high most of us can't reach it is totally against what we stand for here!!!! What kinda goddamn BOTLs are ya'll. Nino, do you really want to be a part of this bullshit? You PM me and we'll work out a deal that'll be fair and leave your conscious clean!
BTW - whatever ggeezer bids, cut in half and that's what he'll try to talk you into if he wins the bid. Pay no attention to CC either - he does dope. Lots of it. Kenyth - do you trust that avatar?? Kayukin'Boy?? Forget it, they only let him out on Wednesdays. BPuff? All wind man. UK fan? You can't trust people from Kentucky. Come to think of it, you can't trust anyone in the US east of the Mississippi River. Check your atlas for reference. In fact, Texas is really your best bet, and you have to be real careful at that!! Oh yeah - stay away from that shag guy. Far, far away!!
Mom, is that you? Nah, it's that bastard Basil trying to snake another deal. Well... :smiley38:Quote:
Originally Posted by basil
Yep that's right, I am too female, and that's why I can be trusted:smiley31: :smiley31: :smiley31: :smiley31: Send me a private message. I will clean out my box ...my in box and I will look forward to your reply. I may have a deal for you that I do not think you can refuse.:smiley27: