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Be careful what you wish for...
especially after posting your addressQuote:
Be careful what you wish for...
That's my uncles adress. i go there every few days. If you send something bad, chances are he'll get it. He's a snoop and will probably open anything adressed to me.
Why not just have it sent to Mommy and Daddy's house? (which is what I assume you live)Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
Orcutt, D R
1115 Gage Blvd
Richland, WA 99352-9509
(509) 628-0917
How come you have it sent to Uncle Rhotehamel's house?
:smiley36:That's like a mile away from my house, mate. And actually I do live with my parents, because the college I go to is within ten minutes of their house and it is a hell of a lot cheaper then paying for a dorm.Quote:
Orcutt, D R
1115 Gage Blvd
Richland, WA 99352-9509
(509) 628-0917
Why don't you post another "startling revelaton" about where I live that is incorrect.:smiley36:
And who in god's name is Rhotehamel?
HA! I'm no longer a mooch.
I just bought a box of 20 5-Vegas Torpedos, 6 Gurkha Legend Aniversarios, 5 Graycliff Vintage '99 PGs a box of 50 pirates gold and 125 various Cigars from other brands. I can't wait till they show up this wednesday, I'll be in heaven. Now I have to eat ramen for the next week to make up for the loss in my paycheck.
206 cigars eh? thought you didn't have the money for just one, now you buy a humi full...
So does this mean you're joining my "Garbage Cigars of the Month Club" ©? :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
My first pigeon... errrr.... CUSTOMER!!! :smiley31:
Oh, man... If you're going to mooch - this is the guy!!! He's the MASTER!!! :smiley20:
I think he'd tell ya - first lesson - fly under the radar screen, establish a reputation amongst the members as being a nice and likeable guy, then talk about how you fell off your porch and hurt yourself so bad you gotta stay in bed for a week!!!
And then...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/ggiese/VSGwhif.jpg
Not just your garbage cigar... He's holding an Ashton VSG!!!
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Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
I gotta warn ya, though - keep up with the direct mooch attempts and ya get this...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/ggiese/6bb58a54.jpg
We've already seen your true colors...too late.
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Originally Posted by Archmedes
I really don't. I will am spending most of my paycheck on it. I wasn't joking when I said I wil have to eat ramen for a while. And I don't even have a friggen humider.:smiley26:Quote:
thought you didn't have the money for just one
Way to waste a couple hundred smokes :smiley36: :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
Enjoy your ramen.:smiley20:
i like ramen noodles... you act like its a bad thing to eat them for a week
What??!!! I love ramen, just not as a three course meal. It starts to upset your stomach, trust me.
And how am I wasting the smokes. I have a big tupperware container and I am going to buy one of those humidor stick thingys from the local smoke shop. It's not great, but it should work, right?
Someone said I should buy some cigar boxes and line the insides of the tupperware with the dissasembled pieces. Will that help at all, or is a it waste of time?
there are plenty of ramen recipes online, look them up and i assure you they work for a 3 course mealQuote:
What??!!! I love ramen, just not as a three course meal. It starts to upset your stomach, trust me.
Listen, i'm not calling you a liar or anything; just saying that i know a couple of compulsive liars and your story sounds like something they'd tell me. Don't get me wrong, i still like the folks, i just have to occasionally tell them to shut up because they're just digging a hole.
I can show you my recipt, How about that? I will scan it if you really want me to.
hey, re-read my post... i'm not calling you a liar. But, if you AREN'T lying, you are certainly doing a good job of presenting facts in a very uncredible mannor, thats all i'm saying.
What do you mean. I got annoyed at people calling me a mooch, so I spulrged and bought a load of cigars. And here you go. If you want I will send you the order tracking numbers so you can look at them to be sure they are real. Below is the recipt.
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3...arorderxb4.jpg
Actually I don't give a fuck about you or your cigars but it's kinda fun to watch a new bitch dance like you are.
Oh, burned.
Holy fuck...How did I miss all the fun on this thread. Purobrats bastid child has found his way here.
Let me toss you this bastid boy...:smiley38: :smiley38:
Wow, that was such a scathing post, I think my day is ruined now.Quote:
Let me toss you this bastid boy... :smiley38: :smiley38:
:smiley44: Hey Dumbass, You said you live with your parents? Don't they have any food in the house? You have to eat Ramen noodles? I guess they are in the pantry already? Your parents bought them? You are a damn MOOCH still, how old are you 35? You can go get a job and go to school. Hell work a lil more overtime and you can afford cigars. What about all the time you are wasting posting your lies on the forum with??
Sorry guys, I just hate Mooches!!
Hard for me to believe you're in "college.":smiley29:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
I hope you've signed up for the remedial English courses at "college" sonny boy, because it's clear you need them.:smiley2:
Screen shot of the order don't mean shit. My nephew could Photoshop that easily. Post your credit card number so we can verify the order as well as your finances. (feel free to include your SS# so we can run a criminal record and credit check) :smiley44: :smiley44:
I warned you, we are just getting warmed up!
YOU are a waste of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
Now Arch - as much attention as everyone is giving you, I just wanted to thank you for the hours of entertainment that you've given me... except tonight is Oscar night, so um... oh well...
I wonder if his uncle likes Cuban cigars...:smiley15:
Well I was going to send you some dog rockets that I've beed collecting all weekend. Nevermind though. It looks like you have quite a large shipment, of mostly dog rockets, coming from CI. Thanks anyway for posting your address you troll. By the way, what the hell is a samuraipirate. Is that secret code for butt pirate or turd burgler?
OK, full mooch alert mode. Time to run off another fucktard. Here we go!
You are more than a mooch. You're a social fucking retard who hasn't learned how to interact with people unless they are wired into some stupid ass video game. Well the Google search you requested turned up some twisted shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
http://www.putfile.com/archmedes/media
I seriously doubt you are 19 by the level of maturity displayed in a couple of your stupid samurai pirate home movies. Which jackass are you? Probably the one deepthroating (can't think of the term Shagaroo used) the sausage. If you are 19, you serioulsy need to grow the fuck up. Take a hike you little fucktard.
Since you probably only understand Video Games Here you go:
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shot...1330644-06.png
Well we have not heard from him in a whole day, maybe he got the hint!!
Why do I eat ramen when I live with my parents? Because only a presumptious cock would bitch their parents into buying them food, especially when they are 19 and going to college. And I don't know what kind of job you had in college, but I don't have very much left over after paying tuition, the down payment on a car, gas and all the other things that must be taken care of.Quote:
Hey Dumbass, You said you live with your parents? Don't they have any food in the house? You have to eat Ramen noodles? I guess they are in the pantry already? Your parents bought them? You are a damn MOOCH still, how old are you 35? You can go get a job and go to school. Hell work a lil more overtime and you can afford cigars. What about all the time you are wasting posting your lies on the forum with??
HAHA! I haven't seen those in ages. There is an online film festival called filmfights and me and some friends submitted those just to piss them off. Kind of like this thread is pissing you guys off.Quote:
I seriously doubt you are 19 by the level of maturity displayed in a couple of your stupid samurai pirate home movies. Which jackass are you? Probably the one deepthroating (can't think of the term Shagaroo used) the sausage. If you are 19, you serioulsy need to grow the fuck up. Take a hike you little fucktard.
I think I am having more fun than you. I have sturred the whole forum into this thread. In fact it has been the number one thread in exchange for the last couple days. We're already up to page 8, lets keep on with it. This forum is like a giant toolshead.Quote:
Now Arch - as much attention as everyone is giving you, I just wanted to thank you for the hours of entertainment that you've given me
It's called going to class. I will keep posting until you guys stop or, I get banned. In my mindset banned=me winning.Quote:
Well we have not heard from him in a whole day, maybe he got the hint!!
Here's where it still gets me... I dont know what kind of job you have either buddy, but it must be one hell of one for you to be able to 'splurge' on 206 cigars AFTER your bills. Bills like that, easily wipe out a part-time pay check... How much did your little buying spree cost you anyway? So are you exagerating on what bills you have, exagerating on how many sticks you bought(if any), or do you just have the worst money management skills known to man?Quote:
Originally Posted by Archmedes
I didn't want to do this, but it looks like I am going to have to make you cry.Quote:
It's called going to class. I will keep posting until you guys stop or, I get banned. In my mindset banned=me winning.
I don't know about any of the other men on this forum (and woman as well), but when I was 19, I had a WHOLE lot of better things to do with my free time than to sit on a computer and write love letters to a bunch of stuffy guys. You see, that's what it is, it's LOVE. You LOVE the attention because you know you can't get it from a woman (or man or sheep) and your existence is so sad that you KNOW you are pathetic. I mean, even the geeks are off playing Star Wars, the Card Game, or SOMETHING, but you......well, you just got nothing better to do than to think you are stirring us up. We don't really care one way or the other. We only make comments to make our other "IN" brothers laugh. You are not "IN", you are "OUT"....and you KNOW that. You wish you could somehow become cool enough to get even a small slice of our respect, but you have already screwed it up. Now you are trying to save what little dignity you have left by making a statement of how you will win if we ban you.
But you have already lost, so you can't win no matter what you do or no matter what we do. You see this board has seen professional bad losers and you aren't even good enough to carry their sorry asshat underwear to the trash.
So, why don't you just do those things that 19 year-olds do. Enjoy your fantasy cigars and go to another cigar forum where the people are very nice. You CAN keep posting here as long as you want, but we will get tired of playing with you and your love affair will have to end.
Look....I feel bad for you. I'm sure you are a cool guy in your 19-year old world. You've learned a surprising lesson here, I'm sure. Next time, learn to respect the yard you come to shit in. We make the rules here and we decide whether you get to play in our yard or not. Come back in a year when you have learned what it is to be a man, what integrity means, and what respecting others is all about.