happy with their work that they
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happy with their work that they
do it for free, leading to the rampant exchange of...
English tea,sour cream and crumpets.. Served on a....
humidor made out of...
Laminated carp-skin and depleted uranium, which can only be purchased by the...
by the bouncer at the brothel where my sister works. He charges a rather large.....
sum of crashed walnuts soaked in 100 year old single malt scotch, which is then ran through.....
the same wash cycle together with a weeks worth of brothel panties before it is...
sold to Bill gates, who then donates it to the Bill and Melinda foundation, for....
…helping blind children tell the difference between fresh and rotten hooch. This is how Bill got his start with telling the difference between…
microsoft underwear and the ultrahard bigboy version used for....
takin a shit while have a gar and drink when your too lazy to get up off yer ass and walk to....
The bathroom where you can sit anyway and read old copies of ..........................
"ball washers" they are so renowned for......
Ball washers? I must be having that gay dream again, for when I woke up my hand was on my......
wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? What I meant was, one of my sisters' co-workers had her hand on my............
Texas Jewboy, and a Xikar in the other hand. Horrified at the sight of this, I proceeded to...
quote a few lines from "The Godfather" and begged for...
a nice glass of...
...the koolaid that some people must be drinking since they've fallen in love with Barack Hussein Obama who may.....
visit the brothel where my sister works, cause he needs more...
practice. He will then be better prepared to....
fullfill the duties required in the oval office, that include....
visiting $6000 an hour prostitutes with the Gov. of New York when he is in DC, and
ensuring an adequate supply of prophylactics, which is no easy task, considering.....
neither I nor anyone else have any idea what I just said means, so....
I guess I should have said rubber or perhaps condom or.....
contraceptive, French letter, johnny, protection, raincoat, safe, sheath, or just...
say fug it and rawdog it since.....
it is how it is done in the ghetto, plus...
for 6K she better be clean as a whistle. That being said..
where do I swipe my Capitol One credit card! the only slot I can see is down....
stairs where Hilary Clinton, the dominatrix, lies in wait so...
So dump that bucket of liquid latex on your head and have at it but don't forget..
to leave the mouth open to breathe through, it a much better choice than your nose, since.....
most folks find the odor of rotting...
...food that collects in your garbage disposal...
or maybe syphilis chancre sores and flesh eating bacteria stench to be just a little...
more bearable than the aroma of that macanudo.....
that has been in the oven with...