A cigar ashtray made of wood? Hey it's pretty to look at ..... but if I can't use it, what's the point? I'm sorry, but I'm not going to buy something if I can't use it because at that point it junk to me.
Seriously you've got some fantastic skills with woodworking, but your suck ass attitude and constant re-affirmation of your own self-importance aren't going to help drum up business.
Kris