usually use tea tree oil soap, however lately I have added the daily ritual of...
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usually use tea tree oil soap, however lately I have added the daily ritual of...
battling Sasquatch with foam bats to the mix. It has really helped.....
me exercise my overactive bladder. However my hemroids are...
about the size of asteroids. But I think Billy Payne has an infomercial for...
a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...
invite sir mortimer and the submarine crew to the mansion for a giant...
jousting tournament on ice, and we can serve...
Beetle cigars and Moxie on ice. As Mortimer and Regibold stood back-to-back about to step off the ten paces for their duel, Mortimer couldn't help but think...
"This all pisses me off, as she was a dead fish in bed anyway." 8,9,10...
pffffffffft! went Sir Mortimers pistol, as it discharged weakly. It was almost as if the pistol...
was suffering from an advanced case of E-D. Sir Mortimer quicly drew a handful of razor sharp ninja...
toilet paper squares which rapidly clung to the cavity of his...
faithful man servant "Jeffe" who launched his own..
verbal assault on Sir Mortimer, telling him how....
to end one sentence and start a new one. Meanwhile, Regibold couldn't believe this was happening but realized it was the perfect opportunity to...
slip a "wet willy" in the mix to live things up a bit. While in the process.......
of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
he saw Mortimer's wife dressed in a clowns custume smoking a beetle cigar, drinking a...
sentence ending cocktail of pickle juice. Pickle juice is also very good for..
tequila sunset. The difference is you do not use orange juice as a mixer you use