Where do you get Cuban cigars?

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12-29-2009, 09:03 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by MarineOne

Dude, keep quiet about the sailboat guy. I'm trading a box of tainted Tylenol for some Montecristo's.

Sheesh.

I let the cat out of the bag... Sorry... :smiley13:
12-29-2009, 01:05 PM
Lopaka

GG, letting the cat out again! Sheesh!

Lopaka
12-29-2009, 10:24 PM
Gunner18

Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?
12-29-2009, 10:26 PM
Rugbysh9

:smiley19::smiley21::smiley18::smiley11:
12-29-2009, 10:27 PM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?

I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95
12-29-2009, 10:33 PM
Rugbysh9

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Originally Posted by badwhale

I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95

Actually that # went up 5% 12/1
12-30-2009, 12:07 AM
Gunner18

are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?
12-30-2009, 01:11 AM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by Spot

are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?

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12-30-2009, 04:25 AM
Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?
12-30-2009, 05:17 AM
Lopaka

I forgot to mention that I just drive down to the store and buy mine there.

Lopaka
12-30-2009, 08:49 AM
WhiteWidow

I get mine via the internet, from people I know here, or my father-in-law who currently lives in England.
12-30-2009, 09:06 AM
ggiese

You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.
12-30-2009, 09:26 AM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by ggiese

You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.

Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.
12-30-2009, 09:37 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by ashauler

Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.

Did I let the cat out of the bag a second time??? :smiley9:
12-30-2009, 09:39 AM
bigwhiteash

Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

No thanks :smiley11:
12-30-2009, 09:46 AM
Lopaka

I thought they were rolled by women between their.....wait, there is a video...I have proof!

I want those!! NSFW!!!!!!!!

Dr. Lopaka
12-30-2009, 11:00 AM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?

...but if we were slang "literate", why would we need the translation?

Thanks, though. The "hunh" really had me stumped - and the "Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?" did not pop out for me in the "literate" slang version. :smiley20:
12-30-2009, 11:08 AM
WhiteWidow

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Originally Posted by bigwhiteash

Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

No thanks :smiley11:

As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?
12-30-2009, 11:31 AM
ashauler

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Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?

They don't age 'em so long.
12-30-2009, 11:31 AM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by Gunner18

For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?

dude like you like forgot like to translate like the "I need to buy like 2+?" like okay like dude like.

There's a huge difference between "slang" and lazy, immature asshat gibberish which is what you're being rightfully criticized for like, okay like dude like?

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