OK guys, I think Cinda has this one. From the sounds of it, I don't think any of us guys can compete :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by cinda
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OK guys, I think Cinda has this one. From the sounds of it, I don't think any of us guys can compete :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by cinda
.......or would want to.......except grandpa dave.....and he's among the missing..
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Originally Posted by cinda
ok lady, keep it clean!
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Originally Posted by ukyfan
Not so fast there buddy! Give everyone a fair chance for these! There are certain doctors out there you know. :smiley17:
Not to mention, we don't even know for sure if this guy swings that way or not.
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Originally Posted by cinda
Oh, this is TOTAL bullshit!!! Cinda's doing it again... Thankfully, this guy's in England, or she'd snatch away another box of cigars from us.....
I can't believe how friggen greedy y'all are getting here. Basil - you're turning your back on the community with this post of yours. This latest trend is quite disturbing. Why can't we all just get along! I'll buy the cigars - offer up some 5ers to the rest of the community - and we'll all be happy once again!!!
Nino - I will bid $540 for each box.
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Originally Posted by basil
Anything I said or remotely implied was cleaner then any watch that was handed up for trade!
i'll go 196.15 for one box......found some loose change in my sofa.....i think this pretty much clinches one box for me.......hooooo-rah!!!!...
Hey Drew, sorry to drop this on ya - real Cohiba Esplendidos don't come in glass-topped cases...scroll down to #11 http://www.cigarnexus.com/counsel/counterfeit/ :smiley3:Quote:
Originally Posted by drew_goring
Still a good cigar, but not necessarily the real mccoy - can anyone verify?
Cheers
Ohhh, puhleeeze!!! Turning my back?!? One can't turn one's back when one has to constantly keep an eye on the gang of mercernary cutthroats populating this joint!! Oh man!! I ain't hearin' it!! Look Nino, you need somebody to shoot ya straight, right? I know, you're havin' trouble tellin' the riff raff from the stand up guys, right. Shoot me the PM, I'll take of ya. It's like a community service - someone has to look out for the new guys. I think you should start the bidding over - except this time, call for sealed bids. It'll keep everyone honest and hopefully cut out some of this pathetic name-calling. Lotta butt munchin' asswipes around here. Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
$550 for the CoRo's
These bids are crazy. So when all is done and paid for, who do I give five bucks to just to smell the damn thing before he lights one up?
I'm extremely disappointed to see the direction this thread is taking...:smiley22:
Here I thought I knew some of you guys, but after reading this thread, I'm not sure anymore...:smiley21:
A nice gentlemen from this board decides to offer up some quality cigars at a great price and this is turning into an out of control feeding frenzy. To see you guys at each other's throats and trying out do each other is absolutely disconcerning.
I'm starting to see the true colors in some of you and again, I'm pretty disappointed. I expected a lot more from this board as a group. Best of luck to whoever wins, but I'm definitely out of this little contest...:smiley21: :smiley21:
For all 4 boxes, I can set you up for a week with Anna Nicole Smith. She owes me a few favors and she loves Cohibas, so let me know if you are interested.
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Originally Posted by godfather
My mom always said, "If you don't have something nice to day, don't say anything..." The condescending tone of your post really isn't sitting well with me. I was gonna box up a 5 pack for you and sell them to you at my cost - but you can just forget about that now!!! Un-freakin-believable... I guess you really get to know who your true friends are...
And this closed bidding thing Basil suggest is a bunch of BS. And behind my back you're going to suggest to Nino who's good and who's bad??? By what right do you think you can do this? You think you're some judge of character on the cigar boards??? Phhuullleease...
I agree - this bidding is getting out of hand. And I feel bad that BigPoppaPuff is digging change out of his couch. There has to be some way that all of us can get what we want. Obviously this open bidding thing is getting crazy. My wifre is gonna kick my royal ass if I don't somehow recover at least some of the costs of purchasing these high end cigars. If the bidding goes much higher - I'm going to be living in the garage...
Ok - someone (other than that Basil POS) come up with some way of fairly doing this... Please????
gg,you're the cause of this....i'm struggling to get myself a box...you know how i love cohibas...and remember what you did to me (and others) when habano boy was here...you underhanded prick...you promised 5-packs to at least 5 of us...bk,shag,basil,and a few others...but no.....when you went behind our backs and made the deal and then sent out nothing....and it was Christmas-time....you ruined my holidays......
i had promised a cohiba to someone special...and ended up putting a cohiba band on a papayo.....it just wasn't the same......we should take a vote and make you ineligible......i'm not your friend anymore...you get no more cranberry tea cakes from my aunt...
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Originally Posted by godfather
Oh God, here come the self-righteous police. I mean seriously, do you get paid for that job Godfather, or were you self-appointed. "I thought I knew some of you guys..." :smiley42: Shut up, if you can't roll with the big boys then sit in the corner with Cat and Giese (Gramps only thinks he can roll, but I've herfed with him, he showed up with an empty ziploc looking for handouts).
Here is a suggestion. You piss off you gouging asshole. You just want to rip this guy off then resell these sticks on Yahoo and gouge us with overpriced 5 packs. And take that halfwit Basil with you. Matter of fact, you two and that self righteous wannabe GF can go piss up a rope and go to stogiechat. They would just love you gouging assholes over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
Now all we need is one of your famous meltdowns you crybaby.
Hi,
I've gotta say, i'm a bit sad about the direction this is taking. A bunch of cigars isn't worth you guys destroying this board and the friendships formed within. If this kinda thing goes on anymore i'll be tempted to take the whole thing off just to stop the incessant name calling. Seriously, please, no more blaming or back handed slapping however much you think is deserved, or this whole thing goes up in smoke (no pun intended).
please, don't let this f*ck up what you've got here.
And here,as a pre-emptive good behaviour pressie, i present proof that i'm not full of "esplendidos in glass topped boxes"
have fun, and please, no offers for actual sex. As much of a pervert as i am, i don't my girlfriend would be happy.
more photos, sorry about the crappy quality, all i have is a webcam.
more
and that's it.
What are the box codes on those boxes???
Those look YUMMY!!!
My innuendos in my offer had nothing to do with sex. I would never sell myself period, let alone for a few cigars. But like you Ninos, thinking back to what you labeled this thread, sex does seem to motivate some people. I deal in antiques as part of side business and the "offer you could not refuse" was related to inventory that I own. My thinking was maybe a treasure would sweeten the pot along with some cash. In any event, I just wanted to clear that up before it got too out of hand.
In retrospect, maybe we could figure this out in a fair way. What if you tell us what you expect for the cigars. Then pick a number between 1-100 and give it to Hex's the owner of the site. We could limited the players by determining the "players" to be anyone that posted before this post and had shown interest in theses cigars in this thread That means God Father doesn't count. Each of the interested party's picks a number between 1-100 and emails it to you. The person closest to your number with out going over wins. The winner can either take all three boxes or two boxes or just a single box. Anything left over will go to the next number picked. If there is a tie then the person with the most Seniority (on the board)of the two wins. :smiley1:
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Originally Posted by ggiese
like you would have some idea about the box codes.....
"friendships"???....with friends like gg,who needs enemies.....and godfather is no better...
......nino....i found another 63 cents in a chair....please...i want one of the boxes...i'll go $196.33....
:smiley2: ...cinda used the words "sex" and "hand" in the same paragraph....the story of most of our lives.....:smiley2:
get ahold of yourself this is about cigarsQuote:
Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
..well that is the problem he got ahold of himself.....:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:
http://checkintocash.com/ :smiley36: :smiley37:Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
What are the box codes?
sweartogod I don't know why I waste my fucking time here. ggeezer, you wouldn't know a box code from a bar code - why do you come here with all your goddamn pretense trying to impress people - I'll tell you why (TAKE NOTE NINO) you're just trying to manipulate this guy into thinking your the right guy to sell these wonderful cigars to. Well I'm fucking sick of it. You know damn good and well everytime you try to get in on a deal like this, it bogs down to the point that you scare off the seller!! Now you guys need to listen up: My idea for sealed bids is the best idea no what you may think of me otherwise not that I really give fat rat's ass. Nino, say the word and I'll help you with sealed bids. I can't believe you guys would question the box codes for chrissake. You act like you might not trust the guy. Nino, I trust you. Now come on bro, lets get this thing out of the rut my umm "friends" have driven it into. Halfwit indeed.
i believe only two boxes are available,as i will get one for the amount of my most recent bid....which,although lower than other bids was an honest one.....as far as sealed bids are concerned,i suggest you step away from the bottle......
.....now while we're in agreement about gg and his current attempt to screw his buddies (?)..i think we should just keep on with some sensible attempt to buy these cigars....maybe we can just exclude gg from the bidding....we'll keep a watchfull eye on covcat....and completely dismiss anything and everything that some others say....
i have another chair that i should be able to find some additional money and a few more bottles to return.....i just may UP my bid.....good, nino,huh??...
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Originally Posted by godfather
Hello? Hello? Is that someone talking?
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Still the best deal.
And the rest of you salad toss'n, balloon knot munch'n, cross dress'n jizz slurpers can take these cigars and shove'm.
Just make sure to light them first.
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Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...
Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?
I think that is a great idea! How many tickets would you have to sell?Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
I think thats fucking dumb. Raffle this:smiley38:
Heres the deal. The bidding is starting over. My opus are off the table
I bid 325 for the robusto's and 300 each on the others. That's 925.
Take that you penny-pinching pony pirates.
Why do you have to be a Flamer? We are beginning to agree on something and your not even attempting to compromise. Shame on you. :smiley13:
Oh Holy Crap. Who invited my Mom?
Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!
i needed some dog food for my dogs....had to dip into the bid money......i'll have to lower my bid on one box of these cohibas to $184.27...should be enough for one box....yeeee-ha!!!....thanks in advance,nini..
Yeah? shut ME up. Raffle?!? That's the stupidist shit you've said yet. :smiley11: Man I'm beginning to think you're like some kind of communist, softy feely, Baldwin brother or something. jeezus. go take a nap or something - we'll probaly lose this guy who wants nothing more than to help us get our hands on some good cigars - something you clearly can't appreciate.Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese