I got bored at work today....ahhh never mind....there is no fun in letting you know ahead of time.
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That's 'cuz you're a dumbass.
This pos can't even lie well - he's too fucking stupid. He's not even a student in any college. He can't spell or write. There's too many holes in everything he writes. It's all bullshit. 10 to 1 he's some idiot that's been run outta here before.
You're not fooling anyone here. Those movies were submitted a year ago. That hardly counts as "ages". Then again, to someone who probably can't even drive yet, it seems that way. Oh, and don't worry, you're not pissing anyone off here. You're just a temporary form of entertainment until we get tired of you.
did someone say tired? :smiley43:
Wow, a win-win situation. We win because we get to bitch-slap bumboy around and wins when he gets banned. Oh wait, he isn't being banned, just bitchslapped around like the fucktard he his, so we win!!!! Booby prizes all around!!!
If you are in school, and work, I don't think you have that much time for cigars. Focus on your studies. Lord knows you need them. Why don't you get a real job (lord knows what kind of ball/dick sucking job you have now) and make something of your life. Quit being a leg-humping fucktard and get a life. :smiley37:Quote:
Why do I eat ramen when I live with my parents? Because only a presumptious cock would bitch their parents into buying them food, especially when they are 19 and going to college.
I'm sorry, I think I mentioned what I did to pay for. I cut down on food bills, which means lots of ramen.Quote:
I dont know what kind of job you have either buddy, but it must be one hell of one for you to be able to 'splurge' on 206 cigars AFTER your bills. Bills like that, easily wipe out a part-time pay check... How much did your little buying spree cost you anyway? So are you exagerating on what bills you have, exagerating on how many sticks you bought(if any), or do you just have the worst money management skills known to man?
BEHOLD! The wise sage has appeared! Honestly, you are right in some parts. I DO want attention, it's called flaming. And I am a professional bad loser, I was in the GNAA. Before it lost most of it's members over timec's stupid lolicon fetish, we would just trash a forum like this for the hell of it. You say I know I am pathetic. No, pathetic is writing a post as long as yours, because if you really didn't care you wouldn't have written anything. Don't YOU have something better to do with your time? I am just killing a few minutes and chuckling when I see a stream of replies on the thread. You think I want your respect? If I did would I have come here asking for free cigars? I have a very different definition of respect than you, my friend.Quote:
I don't know about any of the other men on this forum (and woman as well), but when I was 19, I had a WHOLE lot of better things to do with my free time than to sit on a computer and write love letters to a bunch of stuffy guys. You see, that's what it is, it's LOVE. You LOVE the attention because you know you can't get it from a woman (or man or sheep) and your existence is so sad that you KNOW you are pathetic. I mean, even the geeks are off playing Star Wars, the Card Game, or SOMETHING, but you......well, you just got nothing better to do than to think you are stirring us up. We don't really care one way or the other. We only make comments to make our other "IN" brothers laugh. You are not "IN", you are "OUT"....and you KNOW that. You wish you could somehow become cool enough to get even a small slice of our respect, but you have already screwed it up. Now you are trying to save what little dignity you have left by making a statement of how you will win if we ban you.
But you have already lost, so you can't win no matter what you do or no matter what we do. You see this board has seen professional bad losers and you aren't even good enough to carry their sorry asshat underwear to the trash.
So, why don't you just do those things that 19 year-olds do. Enjoy your fantasy cigars and go to another cigar forum where the people are very nice. You CAN keep posting here as long as you want, but we will get tired of playing with you and your love affair will have to end.
Look....I feel bad for you. I'm sure you are a cool guy in your 19-year old world. You've learned a surprising lesson here, I'm sure. Next time, learn to respect the yard you come to shit in. We make the rules here and we decide whether you get to play in our yard or not. Come back in a year when you have learned what it is to be a man, what integrity means, and what respecting others is all about.
I don't know why I bother, but if you want I can take a picture of my "fantasy cigars" and the packaging and shit tommorow or thursday. It's supposed to come in tommorows mail.
Look, you aren't supirior to me or anyone else and using your little lecture hasn't changed that. I'm sorry, but come back in a year when you realise what it means to be a tool.
I was hoping no one whould pick up on that.Quote:
But yet it's okay to "bitch" complete strangers for free cigars?
When it was a one weekend deal, it certainly is like ages. It's not like they are fresh on the web. Digging up videos from last year usually counts as ages.Quote:
Those movies were submitted a year ago. That hardly counts as "ages"
Best Buy.Quote:
lord knows what kind of ball/dick sucking job you have now
Goddamn, This guy is a joke.
Are you taking English grammar classes? There is this cool software, on most computer applications, called spell check (you should try it). Wow, where’re on page 10 already. I guess I better take the popcorn out of the microwave.
LMK when you dudes got him tenderized. I wanna stick the big ole gutripper up this kids ass:smiley15:
Forgive me for not running all my posts through a spellcheck. I really don't feel like taking that much extra time, just to make you happy. Stop bitching about the occasional typo and take it like a fucking man.Quote:
Are you taking English grammar classes? There is this cool software, on most computer applications, called spell check (you should try it).
Whoever chug is, I am not him and the awesome people at gnaa can probably tell you that. Whatever. You people will stop posting eventually and I will get bored with flaming you. That's the only way I will ever fucking leave.
the fact that this thread is still at the top of the board reflects badly on yall.
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More fantastic insight from Coors...you can shut the fuck up anytime now.
But you see, I want that. It means I have won. You can't handle it and ban me, or you give up and stop posting. I will never surrender!Quote:
You silly dickless twit...All it takes is a push of a button and your stay here is over.
Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing. However from previous posts I have discovered that deep down, you don't care. I suppose you just write out your replies for the hell of it. I also love how you call me immature and prove it with posts like this...Quote:
the fact that this thread is still at the top of the board reflects badly on yall.
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I wanna stick the big ole gutripper up this kids ass
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Why don't you get a real job (lord knows what kind of ball/dick sucking job you have now)
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You're a social fucking retard who hasn't learned how to interact with people unless they are wired into some stupid ass video game.
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I got some fresh "dog rockets" coming your way
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Stop Smoking if you can't afford it, and oh go f#$% yourself.
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try to dig yourself out of that hole you're digging for yourself
God, how can my argument hold out against such scathing wit?Quote:
FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHAT
This is kind of weird actually. I think this is the first time we have been flamed by an actual genuine mentally handicaped person who actually rode a short bus holding a bic lighter .
Coors you are on a fine line here already dont fall into the pit of shit cumchugger Jr. is
Archafuckwit ,you sure are acting like a dickless twat like him so you've been tagged.
CUMCHUGGERS BUTT BOY!!!
Congratulations, you win the prize!!! Vanna, what do we have for this inbred, slack-jawed drooling tool?
Page one in the attention whores "How To Keep That Attention Coming" book. Make 'em think you want to get banned so they won't ban you. Sorry junior. Many of us have been dealing with stink weasles like yourself since you were crappin' in your diapers and wiping it on your face and calling it war paint. Try another line because that one is tired and worn out.
The simple truth is you are a mooching pissant that picked the wrong board to mooch on. When you got called on it you just could not stop yourself from letting the real you come flooding out. And it is clear you are just another of our worlds losers that thinks everyone owes you something and when you don't get what you want, how you want it, you just start trying to ruin everything for everyone else. Sorry, but you aren't some legendary board troll. You are just a little kid throwing a temper tantrum. You can try your best to convince yourself that you are pissing up the place and causing us stress all you want, but the truth is, you are dancing for our amusement little monkey!
[QUOTE=Shagaroo;81450] but the truth is, you are dancing for our amusement little monkey!]
Dance my lil monkey boy!!
Maybe I will throw you a dime for a gas station gar!!
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this is the first time we have been flamed by an actual genuine mentally handicaped person
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Dogshit,You are a turd as the super awesome kickass awesome really great people at The Union for Retarded Dipshits
Damn, I guess you guys are right. Compared to your posts, mine are just SO immature.Quote:
Archafuckwit ,you are a dickless twat
Oh really? Why don't you you go ask the people at slashdot about archop from the GNAA.Quote:
Sorry, but you aren't some legendary board troll.
Oh, the irony. Keep telling yourselves that, while you post again. And again. And again.Quote:
the truth is, you are dancing for our amusement little monkey!
Yes.Quote:
you just start trying to ruin everything for everyone else.
No need for a ban poll hex...Just push the button. This guy has nothing positive to say.
3rd. He bored me a while ago. He thinks he's funny, he's just a 12 year old holding his dick in his hand.
Hello Hex, I don't count but 4th (newbie)
Probably should have kept that to yourself...
http://www.gnaa.us/about.phtml
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/GNAA
Nice little group of racist homophobes ya got there twinkledick...
Ok, amusement done...bye bye,