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…the cherry pie yo mama made with the secret recipe that Britney spears forwarded to Rolling Stone trying and clean up her image. It didn’t work because when asked where she learned how to make such a nice pie…She said from a Web Site about smoking cigars. Now none of us can log on anymore because all the Press is here looking for Britney. She made a statement saying…
Im not plain crazy, but I am crazy for Maduro Man, since Maduors are my now favorite cigar and I want to become the spokeswoman for CS...........
the best cigar forum in the world, I like big sticks, small sticks, light sticks, dark sticks but most of all I like...
Fish Sticks! at least that's what they smell like after Brittany smuggles them through customs in her...
dog's, Tinkerbell's pink puppy purse house....o wait thats paris hilton, I must be losing my mind due to....
...thinking about Maduro Man's Maduro.:smiley20:
Or maybe I'm trying too hard to keep Drew Estates from trying to steal Britney's cherry infusion process, I'm not sure, but in any case.......
..infusing cigars is a stupid idea, let's taste the tobacco not the crap. Life is way too short to smoke crap cigars, drink cheap hooch or eat fast food, but let's not forget.....
if Drew could perfect his Ferggy Lady Hump flavored cigar we couldnt get enough of them. I mean really who wouldnt like to smoke a cigar flavored like Ferggy's lovely Lady humps, I bet they......
...taste even better than Gwen Sefani's honey drenched........
cereal that comes out later in the week along with her nice...
…G-String filtered Tequila that Senor Chef Chris poured from his boot after 3 days on the trail.
He likes to hide it there because it staves off his chronic trench foot and.....
It adds a nice salty flavor and
with a slice of lime he can shoot a couple shots after he...
finishes playing his maracas for his lovely donkey that he rides all over the us.....
NAMFALA farm where he plays in the band on Saturdays. On Sundays he...
(MFALA stands for the "The National Man-Farm Animal Love Association")
he usually ends up playing with someones...
pet aardvark, something about the sticky tounge and long nose. I'm not sure but I think
NAMFALA's by laws....
REQUIRE an aardvark to be present at all meetings, this has led to the overwhelming popularity of ....
aardvark abductions due to the increasing price they fetch since they are so popular amongst NAMFALA followers. The increase in price and abduction rates has lead to......
some NAMFALA members turning their attention to other long-tongued creatures like...
Britney Spears. This really pisses off the aardvark owners association since they have come to rely on......
income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
water bottles on airlines, with secret compartments that hold....
the specially filtered tequila. Which they have a habit of....
mistaking for aftershave lotion! That reminds me of the last time I was carrying...
Shaq's water bottle on a flight to......
Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...
I smelled like a three day old margarita, let alone why a 7' tall guy.......
would need someone to carry his water bottle. I explained to him that due to recent judicial restraining orders, Shaq is not ...
allowed anywhere near my whore sister. She got a life time supply of shaq's water as a settlement after he...
squirted some on her T-shirt. He said he had seen this done once before at...
His mama's house...His father squirted some water on his mama's T-shirt and
since Shaq was young and impressionable.....
he grew up under the natural assumption that all womens t-shirts are supposed to be wet. Speaking of wet t-shirts, I recently read...
that watching women in wet tshirts is supposed to reduce mens risk of all illness known. And suposedly the bigger the boobs the better it is for you, although some think the small and medium is actually the most effective. This is due to.....
the old saying that "more than a mouthful is a waste". Since Shaq has a big mouth.....
he prefers 3 breasted women from the Mars colony. They seem to satisfy all his needs at once so he can spend more time....
sitting on the floor in the restroom talking with Dr. Phil about...