Never ending story (redux)

Realizing he didn't have long to live, he grabbed one of the boyscouts by the lapel. He then proceeded to...

tie his neckerchief in fashionable knot. Once completed, he realized that the knot was entirely....

... too tight. Looking up, he noticed the advanced level of asphyxiation was causing...

....him to poop his pants. Then, everyone died.

Lmfao.......the end!!!

That's a wrap! Who's gonna call Random House?