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Originally Posted by Shagaroo
Dude WTF are you saying here??? I am TRYING to be fair goddammit!!! I mean some of us never get cubans!! and nobody's whining dammit. shit.
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Originally Posted by Shagaroo
Dude WTF are you saying here??? I am TRYING to be fair goddammit!!! I mean some of us never get cubans!! and nobody's whining dammit. shit.
All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.
Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.
Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.:smiley38:
Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.
:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: Sarge ! Ninos if anyone has a walk in humi its Sarge. When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought. Thanks:smiley40:Quote:
Originally Posted by cigarsarge
So your're calling bruce your wife now? You're nutsQuote:
Originally Posted by cigarsarge
That's it, all bets off. I'm creating a new thread and THIS IS HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO DOWN. I will remove myself from the possibility of receiving squat and play the arbiter of this ISOM justice. And you may ask, who died and made me arbiter, nobody, that's who! Just shut up and deal with this:
For those who are serious bidders, I will set up an escrow account for each bidder. The minimum amount needed is 150 dollars. At that point, I will send out all account information to each respective bidder so they may transfer the initial 150 to their account. Finally, over the next week, each person may add to that account once each day. At the end of the 7th day, the person with the most money in their account scores the cigars. Those who lost take the money out of escrow and put it back in their loser bank accounts. To guarantee the winning bidder, the money will be transferred by giving Nino account access once we've got a verified courier tracking number. This is the only fair solution, like it or not.
Oh shit, Mr. Big mac fool got his panties in a knot. And I guess next week your going to try to sell us girl scout cookies.
So I get this PM from ggiese
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Hey NH - lets try to set up some kind of system where we get these other POS board bitches to donate money for my raffle, you can draw the numbers and we will win. What do you think?
ggiese
Screw that crap, the sticks are mine. I'm not sharing,
like I said. 925.00 US. None of these clowns have come close.
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
WTF!!!! $925, you **** bastard! Take the out of my range after I put your sorry ass in my pass, you ****! I had a legit bid and now the true colors of you :smiley51: come out!
I see how it is...I'll remember this shit when I start my next pass. :smiley43:
piss up a rope chump, we're talking cohibas.
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Now this kind of nonsense is what's going to spoil this whole deal... I never sent you that PM, althought it doesn't do any good to deny it because no one is going to believe I didn't... I wish all of you were here to look my straight in the eye while I denied sending NH that PM...
Look - we all need to take a chill pill. Nino was right - we're all acting like a bunch of asses in this thread. We're all at each others throats. I doubt this board will ever be the same after this purchase is done. There has to be some way to fairly divide up these cigars amongst all of us. This is a community, and we all need to act like we're a part of the community. There is no "I" in team!!!
Okay - I'm not sure FU's system will work, but certainly we need to start out the bidding at something reasonable. and we need to do some kind of incremental thing so that everyone has a chance. $925.00 for a box of Cohiba's not fair to anyone, including the person buying them.
Ok - FU can take a walk - you already said what you had to say about the escrow deal. Basil needs to walk as well - his proposal was absolutely foolish. We need some serious way of doing this deal - speak up boys (and you too Cinda)
From some tropical beach no doubt. What a fockin' scam. Hey BigFool, you aren't from Nigeria are ya? Bastard!Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
WTF? I gotta get out the crayons and draw your simpleton ass a picture? Hit the bricks!Quote:
Originally Posted by basil
Yeah sure.... "Monica!"Quote:
Originally Posted by cinda
Wait a damn minute SHAGGY...Cinda is one of the few people talking sense here. And you cast aspersions on her good name. You are a selfish prick.:smiley44:
And now a little something about Good Ole George... Seems like you are trying to stack the deck in your favor with that little pm to nhcigarfan. I always thought you were a selfish low life...Now I know for sure.
I really would like a box of those smokes...Guess it's outa the question.
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Originally Posted by ggiese
Maybe not but there is a "M" and a "E" and that spells ME! So if you munchers want to start over, fine.
I bid zero, come beat me. Bastids
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Get serious man...I bid $100 per box. I'll buy all of em for that price.
110Quote:
Originally Posted by cigarsarge
111 :smiley38:
$115...That is a fair price.:smiley37:
:smiley19: Need a hanky?Quote:
Originally Posted by cigarsarge
i had to buy gas for the car today...i can still go $176.83 for one box...outbid me now bozo's!!!..:smiley41:
Sorry, BPP. Since I recently ran into a small inheritance, I am willing to front a bit more than that. Sorry to take this up close to the limits of the last go-round, but I bid 225.00 per box. I will go higher if need be.
Whoa SLC - we went from 176 to 225! Go slooooow... :smiley4:
So I don't have an inheritance, but I am expecting a tax refund. So I'm up for $240/box - but would you be able to wait until I get my refund? I'm expecting it in a couple days... :smiley20:
jeez - what kinda clusterfuck is this? we're starting over?? ok, I'll go through the motions. I'll go $245 for the three boxes the man has for sale. Nino, apparantly most of these idiots aren't hearin' you when you stated you're keeping one as a gift for yourself. Cool. I got your first pm - now hit me again and we'll close this deal. The rest of you back the fuck off and maybe I'll sell a few 5'ers. At my cost 'cause i'm a good dude. :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37: :smiley37:
246.11 :smiley38:
Whoah - Whoah - WHOAH... Stop right there you fockers... Who said we're starting from scratch again...
If you fockers are going to start the bidding over again, you should let all the interested parties know, don't ya think!!!
Alright - where's CC - he should be in on this too... Someone please let him know we're starting the bidding again...
Let's start at $0 again and do this right...
My first bid - $100 per box for all three.
Fuck you bozo. So it's lets just dump it and start over whenever someone has a whim? Ok, I wanna start over. We are back at $0 and I will start the bidding. My bid $24.71. Beat that asshats!
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Originally Posted by Shagaroo
Oh, CC is not going to be happy with you pulling this crap!!! Just wait till he shows up!!!
I bid $100 for each box!!! 3 boxes at $100!!!
What's he gonna do? Correct my spelling? :smiley38: :smiley38:
Looks like gramps could use a box of "Oops I crapped my pants"
Or maybe "Oops I would crap my pants but I have to wait until CC says I can"
Big V
$43.87 for one box.....this way i'll still have gas money.....pm me nino....i'm a winner!!!!..
Whoever is responsible for the brick that just flew through my window with the cute little note reading "Stop Bidding- Or Else!" has taken this too way, way, way too far. In the interest of my family's safety, I am getting out of this brutal bidding war. I have a good idea of who did this. Rest assured, the police are on their way. This will be fully investigated.:smiley38:
Yeah good idea SLC get out now let the rest of these buttheads act childish.
Guys this is out of control and it needs to stop. People posting insults and making threats to people, vandalism, and you might as well it admit it now cinda we all know about the time you spent in prison for assault. You guys just all need to take a chill pill back up and look at this thing logically. Let's just by the thing and split it up into fivers. Come on guys we're a community.
Nino I'll buy them for $250 a box and then split them up fairly amongst the rest of the BOTL's here. OK?
OMG PJ you've done lost your mind.....I have never been to prison not even to visit someone else. I am sure Nenos you can tell that I am far from a person who uses aggression publicly in any way. I am a nice girl who just wants to give her Dad a Bday gift that will make him smile. So if you would care to help me out please pm me with the price on just one of the boxes of cigars. I use paypal and I can get that payment out to you pronto! If not, then it was very nice to meet you and I have enjoyed the threads enthusiasm. :smiley20: :smiley20:
You friggin assholes have done it again...The bids have gone too high for me. I am taking this personally.
I see the light now. The less fortunate members of this place are shit outa luck. hope you enjoy your damn cigars. You wear your :smiley51: well.
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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Aren't you late for your sex change operation appointment... :smiley37:
$110 per box... 3 boxes for $110!!!
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Originally Posted by prophetic_joe
Oh, I see - now YOU'RE in charge of the box splits around here... I was the one who originally suggested that - did you ignore that fact, or are you just plain dense... :smiley29:
Never mind, I know the answer... :smiley40:
Since I think PJ's bid is a little high, I'm gonna bid off of GGiese and bid up to $125/box. And here's where I think I have the winning bid - I will pay for my second cousin's third aunt's husband's buddy who lives in Sheffield to pick them up for you so you don't have to worry about shipping. Let's cut the squabbling and cut a deal :smiley20:
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Originally Posted by mauied1101
Is that $125 a box - $125 for 3 boxes? or $125 for one box. I really think it's a much better deal if you bid $125 for 3 boxes, but that's just me...
Until we clear this up, I'll have to wait to re-bid on this...
I just hung up the phone with the officer investigating my case. She was able to get some good finger-prints off of the brick. Someone should start hiding.:smiley21: