It might be in your best interest to invest in a dictionary. You wouldn't look like such a fool... :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
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It might be in your best interest to invest in a dictionary. You wouldn't look like such a fool... :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
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Hey GG - just in case he can't spring for one b/c of his education costs, here are a couple links for partygas online:Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
www.m-w.com
www.dictionary.com
and for your history reading:
www.wikipedia.com
Happy reading
... and GG - love the message. Aaaaamen!
The Celine Dion reference was a crack. She is a skinny little dike. Don Cherry and Ron McLean are awesome...you can't ignore that. And it's a shame that Alexander Keith's isn't sold in the States. Our beer isn't strong enough. However, all of that still doesn't change the fact that your people boo'ed my national anthem. Just like someone said a few rednecks in the US makes our country look bad...ditto for the faggot boo-birds up in Montreal.
And thanks for the links...I'll keep them in my favorite web page list. However, I don't know if deuschbag is going to be in there...so if anyone out there knows the correct spelling of deuschbag, please pass it on. Thank You.
I'm out.
Sorry - forgot the Urban Dictionary for you - probably more appropriate anyhow. Even looked up douchebag (d-o-u-c-h-e):Quote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=douchebag
Definition #2:
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and :smiley35: , however not yet reached fucker or mother:smiley35: . Not to be confuzed with douche.
Definition #3:
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the :smiley35: down" or "go home and get their :smiley35: ing shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
More definitions in the link. Knock yourself out. Like looking in a mirror isn't it? :smiley44:
Dyke, ....... it's DYKE you moron. Some kid in Holland stuck his finger in a DIKE and saved the town.Quote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
OK, it looks like this son of a bitch is doing nothing but trying to get everyone going. Just ban the sack of shit and get his worthless words off of this board.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! as Newfie slaps partygas with a fish... :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by Newfie
Don't enable this guy!!! Now he'll get all smart and everything. Then, maybe with careful study, he'll be superior to the rest of us!!! WTF!!! :smiley40:Quote:
Originally Posted by mauied1101
And your marines carried our flag upside down in '92... get over it.. sheesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
You change opinions faster than Chasey Lain changes ends man. Try having an educated opinion and stick to it.... flip flops are for summer I suppose....
Dude.... if I had have read that a moment earlier my monitor would have been covered in water, via my nasal passages... priceless. :smiley36: :smiley32:Quote:
Originally Posted by Newfie
-W.
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Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
You grew up in CLEVELAND and you're badmouthing Canada??? Holy shit, I think most of America would trade Cleveland for a used Canadian latrine.
Thanks for the offer heftysmokes, but on evidence of this thread I think I can speak for all Canucks when I say Sorry, but you can keep it! :smiley2: However if you are in need of a used latrine I'd happily send you one :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by heftysmokes
-W.
"party"guy....you get a :smiley20: from me if you send me some deli from corky & lenny's.........and if you apologize to some...then join us the right way.....
winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....
don't forget about RushQuote:
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
Sid - I think he's pretty much stepped on his wanker with everyone here. He's a non-discriminatory tosser of insults. I'm thinking he's got a whole lot of apologizing to do.... :smiley37:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
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Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
You are a straightup dumbass. Print your post above, take it to a mirror, read. Repeat until light bulb appears over head (light bulb should be "on").
Ban this idiot, he affirms with every post that he doesn't get it, and that he has no interest in ever gettin' it.
Hey BigPoppaPuff...you know about Corky and Lenny's? The corn beef is stellar...but not as good as Sliman's downtown. I was just in Beachwood fifteen minutes ago...that's where C&L is, right off 271.
Yeah...Cleveland's not quite the most popular destination in the US, but it's a great secret. I invite anyone to come to Cleveland (or anywhere on Lake Erie coast of Northern Ohio) between now and October and I guarantee you'll love it. The islands out in the middle of Lake Erie are an amazing destination in the summer...it's pure debauchery at its finest.
Shit...how could I forget about Rush. Sorry, Geddy! The Guess Who and BTO weren't bad either I suppose
Hey UK Fan...what do you call a Kentucky family reunion?...a full set of teeth! That's a Cincinnati joke...not a Cleveland one.
i know of sliman's as well......how about steak at the hyde park???....
a good friend of mine is connected with the improv in cleveland....also some guys from cleveland are in a roto baseball league i'm in.....some of those guys hate me because i can be a prick......
First off, it's Cleve-hole. The mistake by the lake is only about two steps above Gary Indiana, and that's only because The Jackson 5 turned into a bunch of criminals.
You also mention growing up where it was mean, but unless you were on the wrong side of Eddy Bratenhal you were just fine, and the worst insult you probably ever got was to your driving. But then again, that whole state forgot where the gas pedal is.
Listen Cleve-hole, we've had another idiot from your parts before, and FPDoc didn't last long either, so why don't you two get together, have a beer and remember the glory days of your town, oh wait, scratch that last part, they never happened.
nah,.....i'm thinkin' this guy is gonna end up fitting in.....i sent him the rule book....he's reading it now....and he knows we'll not forget his first few days here.....:smiley2:
Somebody needs to email me when new fucktards show up :smiley38:
Come on...Cleveland's not that bad. Gary is the murder capital of the world, isn't it? Nice job marrying the two together like that. I believe you're thinking of Buffalo or Toledo.
Cleveland sucks, but only between January-March when we get the lake effect snow and it's gray every day. It's awesome from April through the holidays. That's why I moved back to the area. I grew up south of downtown...not up on the lake near Eddy Rd or Bratenhal. My Dad is a retired CPD, but we didn't have to live in the actual city limits like the current officers do. He was grandfathered in when they made that rule.
Obviously, the sports teams are only average...it would be nice to see something happen to one of the home teams besides a fumble, a drive (both Elway), a shot (Michael Jordan), a booted grounder in the bottom of the ninth of game seven of the World Series, etc... Hey man, Cleveland had glory days, but they were long before I was born.
Hyde Park is very nice...but I believe it's a chain like Morton's. There's a place called John Q's steakhouse right downtown on public square...personally, I think it's a better overall experience for a steak.
I work for the ESPN radio affiliate here in Cleveland now and Ruth's Chris steakhouse is doing a promo through the station on weekend's called "steak and stogies". For $40, you get the steak dinner and your choice of cigar out of about a selection of ten. I told my boss that the term "stogies" is inappropriate because a stogie is a cheap, machine rolled turd. His response was "don't worry about it"... IN FACT, that's where I was this afternoon...it's right by Corky and Lenny's.
take back what you said about buffalo....right NOW!!!!...
isn't the ruths chris right near cousin's cigars??....
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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
Why do you always suck up to the asshats, Sid? I hear this guy is friends with Larry!!! :smiley40:
mommy always said you get more with sugar....i think this guy is gonna be okay...i'm more worried about our newest member...with a name like that.......check it out...
and george..you should no by now...nobody is really friends with larry....
equally important...this guy can get us tickets for games if we get to cleveland....and i'm gonna work a trade....salami for cigars....lol...
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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
Sold out for some salami... :smiley29:
this partygas guy acts a bit schizophrenic - for ten posts he's a complete dog rocket and then on a following one he's just a nugget in conversation.
oh - and partygas - just in case you don't have the definition:
Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
Seems like me you fit it hand-in-glove. Sorry man, you're gonna have to own up apologize to... well, everyone at this point, and take your lumps before you get :smiley35: 's worth of sympathy from this non-brotherhood bunch of juveniles.
Oh yeah - :smiley38:
Agree M'1101, george, etc. Sid, check it out: this guy walked in and took a shit. :smiley11: Now he's trying to pretend it doesn't stink. :smiley24: I'm willing to give the guy a chance, but only after he cleans up the shit. And we all know what that means. Smart money says this guy wouldn't know humility if it smacked him between the eyes. :smiley3: And he's gonna have to eat a lot of humble pie, and then apologize without bullshit yeah buts, and then shut the fuck up, and then take any other lumps he has coming, and then wait a while before he can be trusted. He's dishonest, he's condescending, he's fucking rude, and right now he's humping any leg that he thinks will pat him on the head. :smiley36:
We'll see if he apologizes before polling closes.
Side bar - partygas - I found your avatar. No thanks necessary, glad I could help.
lmfao! See? He smokes cigarettes for chrissakes!
Looks like you're getting smaller. Does that mean you're leaving? Thought so. :smiley42: :smiley43:
Well what do you know, I found a few pics of PartagasGuy
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BigPoppaPuff...Yes, that Ruth's Chris in Cleveland is near the Cousin's cigar shop on the east side. Those guys have a few different stores...there's a Cousin's out on the far west side, in Avon Lake. They have one called Dad's cigars on the near west side and another downtown too. And sorry about the Buffalo comment. The fact is, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toledo, Detroit, Chicago are all the same. The crime rate is just not as high in Cleveland as it is in cities like Toledo or Buffalo...but that has to do with the population numbers per square mile, etc... But basically, it's the same people, the same air, the same cost of living...well, maybe Chicago's cost of living is more. But other than that, it's the same.
Mauied1101...I didn't originally come here to rock a boat nor did I come here to meet the guy who is going to be the best man in my wedding. What the fuck...now I'm a schizo? I'm sorry that I won't let the small shit in life bother me. Do you think that what you say is going to bother me when I walk away from my laptop?
I'm just a dude who is working my ass off, having as much fun as I possibly can and is doing it all the best I can. Fuck...I'm eating my dinner right now as I type this. It's 10:54pm on a Friday night and I'm just now eating dinner. I busted my fucking ass for most of the day...except the moments I got to type on this forum. And all you guys did today was bust my balls for not taking time to grab my fucking Webster's dictionary that's sitting right next to my computer. Fuck...do you think I'm going to waste my time looking up how to spell "Dyke"? FUCK NO...but I will look up how to spell something on a proposal I'm typing up that might help my career.
It's been exactly one week since I found cigarsmokers.com. Most of you have been pricks...but I guess that's what I get for not doing research or taking the time to find out what this forum is all about...with that said, I'm sorry. On the other hand...some of you have been pretty cool. To you guys, thanks.
BTW...No, I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate cigarettes. Cigarettes will kill you.
I feel like I'm pledging my fraternity again. Fellas, keep the hazing coming if that's what we all need to do.
Hey KY...that's not me. We don't wear cowboy hats in Cleveland...but I know they do in Lexington. I've been there...that's why I say it's a full set of teeth when you get together with your family for a reunion.
One thing I must give you a high five for was Miss Kentucky in tonight's Miss USA contest. Damn...I never knew the combination of KFC and moonshine could produce such a fine woman! And on the other hand, Miss Ohio was very disappointing...
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.).....
I read this a while back in the humor section on the board. Thanks to ukyfan..now I have the visual, I suppose my life is complete.:smiley11:
See Basil's note:Quote:
Originally Posted by PartyGas
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Originally Posted by basil
We all work our butts off. Have fun with us when you get to know us. There are folks on this board I don't bust b/c I don't know them yet. You don't bust strangers balls, you bust friends'.Quote:
Originally Posted by PartyGas
BTW - from your last post, it almost sounded like you're the victim. Nice try.
partyguy.....the owner of those stores,danny kolod,is a piece of work.....he has the nicest stores in the cleveland area and hates every minute...i've never met a more negative guy.....what's the name of the upscale spanish reataurant downtown??.....i've heard it's excellent...
PartagasGuy, you are the classic internet troll. You have zero respect for our forum, which means that you will not ultimately have any respect for any of its members, even if you feign liking some of them.
You haven't done one thing to earn even one little ounce of my respect. I also do not care what you say or think or where you live or where you used to live. I don't care what cigars you smoke and I do not welcome you to this forum.
I won't post anything related to you again. I am banning you from any more attention from myself.
Victim of what?
Yes, I suppose I should have just shut the fuck up a long time ago and just let everything cruise. And I know I made the initial mistake of coming on here and asking anyone if you'd be interested in that box of 150's...but God damn, don't make off like I was trying to rape any of you. Hell, I asked what you'd be willing to pay for it, just like I did with the gentleman who eventually bought it. What am I going to do, not take what he offered me? If someone won a car in a giveaway/promotional contest, would you give that away because you already had one?
The great thing is you guys could have just completely ignored me and that original post of mine and not thought twice about it, but you guys embraced it by ripping me.
Go ahead...suspend me or ban me if you choose. If any of you guys want to keep in touch, you've got my e-mail address.
Later on, fellas...
That's great illilli...Go smoke some crack with your former mayor Barry...who I just found out earlier today is now a councilman there. That's sweet, isn't it! No wonder our nation's capitol is in such shambles. I think illilli should run for council there and I don't even know him. Fuck...you've got to be better than what's there.
BigPoppa...you're thinking of Mallorca on W.9th St. It's good stuff if you like that kind of food...I don't. But they do have these sweet-ass potato crispy shavings that are deep fried. Those things are outstanding.