...Rebecca Black. The orangutan and the ballerina began to dance the....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
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...Rebecca Black. The orangutan and the ballerina began to dance the....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
....Macarana, or how ever the hell you spell it, which prompted the orangutan to promptly slap the ballerina upside the head for dancing such a shitty dance in his presence. After all this was no ordinary orangutan........Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
...,he was a border-line superhero. After showing the ballerina why his pimp hand is way strong, he...
flew around the earth, really really fast to turn back time and fix the apocolypse. Now that everything was back to normal, and badwhale was lounging amongst a plethora of playboy mansion playmates...Quote:
Originally Posted by Eville
the orangutan thought the whale had slept long enough and slapped him awake. Once badwhale realized that the "mansion" was actually.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
a dumpster, and the orangutan was actually ashauler, he sprang up and said "Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Buzz opened his murse, and pulled out...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
a photo of a platypus, to which he began singing "Lost in Love." ashauler and badwhale looked at each other and......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
lit up a couple of Padron 80ths. Buzz, on the other hand, started to weep while crooning over the platypus picture and could barely...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
get through the last chorus. Of course, everyone knows that once you go platypus....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
.....the superhero orangutan swoops down and takes a leak on your head after a long day of saving the universe. As the superhero orangutan flew off into the starry unknown, badwhale thought out loud....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
"I thought the orangutan was ashauler...pffft." He then looked over at buzz who was weeping uncontrollably, gave him a good firm pimp slap and shouted...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizicke5273
...."buzzy-z, were you ever caught slippin'?" All of a sudden, Aunt Ethel walks sprouts up out of the ground with a Smith & Wession in each hand and pointed them....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
in the direction of a whatever. While trying to figure out if Aunt Ethel walked or sprouted up, and what the heck a Wession was, Buzz decided to employ a run-on sentence in order to set a few things straight; such as that this crazy notion that he is a fan of macanoodles is completely false - and that he doesn't carry a murse, DANGIT IT'S A FLIPPING CAMERA BACKPACK; and while he is quite fond of platypuses, he would never cry whilst singing (it was his allergies); all this reminding him that Jamie drives a minivan and Will likes to...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
hang out with hot playmates and smoke Padrons. For a second, it seemed the story would take a turn for the worse, but luckily...Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
....Barney the purple dinosaur showed up drunk, and kept telling Buzz's murse (or whatever) about how he's going to "give it" to Aunt Ethel. A swarm of bees soon joined the party, and instantly started to pick a fight with the gerbil army, who had turned into a raucous group of misfits, breaking windows and furniture, drinking all of the.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
.....ether. I was wondering if it was worth keeping this story going because....Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
it's an absolute hoot to try and incorporate Buzz's murse into nearly every sentence. Once the ether was finished, they turned their attention to...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
badwhale's pink sunflower hat. Meanwhile, after Buzz finished unloading all of the Acids and Macanoodles that ashauler had given him, he hopped back into his Bugatti Veyron and...Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
crashed. Fortunately, between the airbag, and the murse, Buzz was uninjured, but the car looked...Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
almost as bad as badwhale's sunflower hat. Buzz climbed out of the Bugatti and pulled the deer that had jumped in front of him out of the middle of the road, laughing because...