fingers. Sir Mortimer decided it might be easier to tame the Shrew by organizing a
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fingers. Sir Mortimer decided it might be easier to tame the Shrew by organizing a
box split of antibiotics.
The antibiotics looked like tiny blue pills, and figuring that if one was good, then more was better, each sailor promptly...
chopped up a fiver of the little blue pills and proceeded to snort them through a giant....
torpedo tube. After all that, the sailors were way mellowed out with a hint of paranoia when they noticed that the eskimo chicks were down to their last 7 parkas, holding walrus spears when...
Randy the Macho Man Savage appeared out of nowhere. He then tried to bribe the Eskimo chicks to ....
Remove their seal skinned / spandex panties by bribing them with several cans of smoked salmon. With glazed eyes...:smiley4::smiley41:
they followed the girls as they motioned them into their long house. Once beyond the threshold
the smell hit them full force. With a look of surprise, Sir Mortimer......
realized that all he ever wanted was to be held as a child. Meanwhile the police were called to the trailor park next door to respond to a...
shouting match and domestic violence issue that was happening because of a broken harpoon. Tensions were very high as the cops wrapped their baton against the door, suddenly... :smiley4::smiley41:
the sexy eskimo chicks emerged removing their tops. Silence fell on the village as...
a pitsky(a cross between a pitbull and husky) latched on to the officers ankle. He grab his radio in painQuote:
Originally Posted by Roger
and called up Will to prepare a big serving on Nachos. The naked Eskimo chicks then converged on...
the nachos, and realized that they were the soggy, leftover ones A had brought for lunch last week. Nevertheless, they....
stuffed them deep in their pie wholes. The officer watched in amazement before
As he wiped the drool with one of the seal skins that was lovingly bestowed on him. Before he knew it he found himself drawing his taser and...
tasing himself for messing up the never ending story. Chapter 2: Meanwhile on the Boyscout amazon canoe trip, Elmer took it upon himself to...
provide cigars for all the scout masters. While he was preparing the Acids and Lars Tetens....
he accidentally inhaled and contracted the most awful of flavored cigar diseases, death that spreads to all others in the world via zombification...