he had a thing for deer.:smiley3: Meanwhile, back at the playboy mansion, where badwhale was gettin' all the chick with his awesome conversation piece of a hat...Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
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he had a thing for deer.:smiley3: Meanwhile, back at the playboy mansion, where badwhale was gettin' all the chick with his awesome conversation piece of a hat...Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
.....when Bigfoot walked in; chewing on some frog legs and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. Bigfoot promptly recognized badwhale; who was hogging all the women......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
and bragging on his sunflower hat. It fit into buzz's murse so well that they,.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizicke5273
...just decided to give the sunflower hat to buzz, as well as a pair of high heels. In it's place, badwhale got a cool, broken in, never-seen-before......Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
anti-architect ray gun. The only problem was......Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....he had to drive 2 hours to pick it up. Where was he going to find....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
a car to take him to get it now that Buzz had crashed the Bugatti? Luckily Buzz had an anti-architect ray gun in his murse (DANGIT IT ISN'T A MURSE! :smiley7:), which he could loan to badwhale as long as...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....everyone stopped making fun of him. But what buzz failed to remember was that badwhale was an engineer, so he built a car out of the ass-toupee, dinosaur droppings, Macanudo Hampton Court cigar tins, and the ether - the only thing he was missing was.....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
his pink sunflower hat, which Buzz was sick of by now so gladly gave it back to him. badwhale happily sported the pink hat, hopped in his whale-mobile and took off for Manassas, where...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....he met the shelf-master, who imparted all shelf-mastery masterdom to him. Then they talked about sports, which was great, because....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
it brought back fond memories of high school when badwhale was the top cheerleader. After reminiscing for a time and going on and on about how good he looked in the cheerleader skirt, badwhale snagged the anti-architect ray gun and headed...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....to find buzz. Meanwhile, back at the mansion.....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
mrtr33 discovered that the playboy bunnies were not as badwhale had described them, and actually turned out to be playgirl hamsters. mrtr33 made haste and escaped to...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....the manly-man room, which was only accessible by a careful scan of your libido. After eating a raw steak, drinking a mini-keg and smoking 2 JDN's at the same time, he stepped back out to arm-wrestle bears and....
found that Buzz had already beat the bears and had just finished smoking 3 JdNs. All of a sudden ashauler pulled up in his tricked-out minivan and shouted...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
..."Bitches, I've been eating lit JDN's all day, now who wants to go partay?", as he couldn't seem to stop rhyming everything he said. This made buzz happy, but he accidentally made fun of ashauler's minivan and....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
so ashauler had to lay down some phat rhymes. He said, "My name's Jazzy J and I'm here to say, you made fun of my van and now you're gonna...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
.....stick! Because now I have to make up rhymes for this fucking....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz
conversation! When my homies in the crowd wave their hands up in the air, my posse be rollin' tight cause all the players keep on...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
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....rollerskating." He asked buzz what he thought, and buzz first said he's personally buy all of his friends copies of this guy's new single before he remembered....Quote:
Originally Posted by buzz