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03-14-2006, 06:44 PM
Lopaka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

As the duly appointed NFA Bid Superintendent (NFA-BS) I am about to start banning people. We have a system in place and you guys are not making your bids in accordance with the rules set forth in previously mentioned posts. I realize there is some confusion here, and I think that has come about from Ninos not beginning his bidding for shipping. He has now added in the dreaded payment plan. So we will have to begin taking bids for payment systems as well.

I would really hate to have to move this to a web cionferencing system, the charges would become enormous for poor Ninos who is simply trying to help us out with fine smokes.

WTF, you are going to start changing the damn rules again!!! :smiley38:

My current bid still stands!
03-14-2006, 07:00 PM
Drake

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

As the duly appointed NFA Bid Superintendent (NFA-BS) I am about to start banning people. We have a system in place and you guys are not making your bids in accordance with the rules set forth in previously mentioned posts. I realize there is some confusion here, and I think that has come about from Ninos not beginning his bidding for shipping. He has now added in the dreaded payment plan. So we will have to begin taking bids for payment systems as well.

I would really hate to have to move this to a web cionferencing system, the charges would become enormous for poor Ninos who is simply trying to help us out with fine smokes.

how did i miss these cigars?!!
i bid $673.47 for one box. i think i deserve it for that price. if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass.
03-14-2006, 07:02 PM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Ok, this is starting to get confusing. I am going to fix it now. I have spreadsheets setup and ready to get this auction finished.

First, each bidder will be assigned a numerical designation based on seniority and post placement in this thread. So, first up will be poster of post #2 so his designation will be 1. For organization purposes will be using letters as well. This is Ninos first auction so the designation for the first entrant will be NFA1. Going by seniority and post placement poster of post #5 will be NFA2. Moving from there will be poster of post #12 who will then be NFA3. I will leave it to you to follow the above example to isolate yourself and figure out your designation.

Now, I will show you an example of how the bids will be made. We will use the poster of post #224 whose designation will be NFA5. Now, NFA5 has made a recent bid but it was not within the guidelines of the new bid placement system (NBPS). So I will convert that bid into proper NBPS formatting.

NFA5 bids $45 for two 1/4 of 3, NFA5 bids $36 for three 1/2 9's, $69 for two 1/8 5's, $29 for four 1/16 3's. NFA5 then bids $237 for one, two boxes please. On the third box NFA5 bids $176. And the fourth box (if it's still up for sale) NFA5 bids $152. The empty box for one NFA5 bids $10, for two NFA5 bids $16 and the third NFA5 bids $9 on respective boxes 54, 65, 78.

Now, this is proper NBPS formatting so our bidding will be organized and can be inserted into the offical bidding spreadsheet system (OBSS). Time is running out so figure out your designation number and place your bid as soon as possible.

I think we arre finally organized and ready to bid....:smiley20:

Ok, put me at NFA1a on the spreadsheet. Here's my bids: $52US ea. on 1/3 on 9 (Nino's E1, right?) and 1/4 on a 6 (E3) Then I'll go big w/ $235US on 1/3 on box #4. I'll go $95US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I don't want the box but I'll give you $15US for it so I can give it to ggiese. Finally, we get this thing going!!

Nino, just go with it man, pay close attention and you'll get it. Smart move on getting the money first. And don't let these guys lowball you either. I'm thinking that what ever you have at the deadline is the winning bids, right?
03-14-2006, 07:04 PM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

how did i miss these cigars?!!
i bid $673.47 for one box. i think i deserve it for that price. if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass.

Shit man aren't you paying attention?!? Go back and look at Shag's system and make your bids accordingly. Goddamn. Get with the program. Shit.
03-14-2006, 07:10 PM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

As the duly appointed NFA Bid Superintendent (NFA-BS) I am about to start banning people. We have a system in place and you guys are not making your bids in accordance with the rules set forth in previously mentioned posts. I realize there is some confusion here, and I think that has come about from Ninos not beginning his bidding for shipping. He has now added in the dreaded payment plan. So we will have to begin taking bids for payment systems as well.

I would really hate to have to move this to a web cionferencing system, the charges would become enormous for poor Ninos who is simply trying to help us out with fine smokes.

I nominate Lopaka for banning. He's been causing problems from the get-go. And he's probably not even 18 yet, which could cause us major problems (heads up Nino) - did you see his sig? A dollar says he's 15 years old.

I wouldn't worry about BigPoppa - he's liable to just have a senior moment and wander off any time now. Y'know, he's doing that more frequently now.
03-14-2006, 07:20 PM
kevin7

Remember this all ya'all motherphuckers. I welcomed Nino here and I will be damned if you leg humpers are gonna beat me out of the CoRo's . Heads will roll and I am not bullshitting . Shagaroot who the phuck made you king anyway???????? King of licking my nuts maybe:smiley38:
03-14-2006, 07:24 PM
Tdog

Is it too late for a newbie without an intro to get in on this. Good didn't think so!!!

Now, here is what I propose: Nino bombs all of the sticks to me (because I am a newbie and have never had the pleasure of trying these Cohibas or whatever they are). Then after about 2 weeks I will offer these smokes up for sale on numerous cigarBB and you guys will have the oppourtunity to buy them while I make a profit. Sound good? Great.

So nino, PM me and I will give you my addy.

The rest of you guys, especially you Sarge, Gramps, and CC :smiley38: .I am a newbie and I want it all now!!!!!!
03-14-2006, 07:33 PM
bigpoppapuff

huh??....
03-14-2006, 07:33 PM
CoventryCat86

LMFAO @ Tdog.:smiley36:
03-14-2006, 07:35 PM
kevin7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

Is it too late for a newbie without an intro to get in on this. Good didn't think so!!!

Now, here is what I propose: Nino bombs all of the sticks to me (because I am a newbie and have never had the pleasure of trying these Cohibas or whatever they are). Then after about 2 weeks I will offer these smokes up for sale on numerous cigarBB and you guys will have the oppourtunity to buy them while I make a profit. Sound good? Great.

So nino, PM me and I will give you my addy.

The rest of you guys, especially you Sarge, Gramps, and CC :smiley38: .I am a newbie and I want it all now!!!!!!

You need to chill and have a cigar and a nice cup of "go phuck yourself" asswipe:smiley38:
03-14-2006, 07:45 PM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

Is it too late for a newbie without an intro to get in on this. Good didn't think so!!!

Now, here is what I propose: Nino bombs all of the sticks to me (because I am a newbie and have never had the pleasure of trying these Cohibas or whatever they are). Then after about 2 weeks I will offer these smokes up for sale on numerous cigarBB and you guys will have the oppourtunity to buy them while I make a profit. Sound good? Great.

So nino, PM me and I will give you my addy.

The rest of you guys, especially you Sarge, Gramps, and CC :smiley38: .I am a newbie and I want it all now!!!!!!

Go back to the whole you crawled out of Turd Dog!
03-14-2006, 08:09 PM
ggiese

Guys, Guys, Guys (and you too Cinda)...

C'mon - we got some serious bidding going on here and this is turning into total chaos with all the threadjacking going on... Can we PLEASE get back to bidding on the cigars and talk about this other crap elsewhere??? Is is just me and Basil that are serious about these cigars???

Ok, I'm NFA5 on the spreadsheet. Here's my bids: $47US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $223US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $97US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $12US for it.
03-14-2006, 08:15 PM
nhcigarfan

Tdog - you got style .. I got a deal for you, lets buy these sticks and say :smiley35: you to the rest of these ass munching clowns.

yeah :smiley37:
03-14-2006, 08:24 PM
bigpoppapuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

Ok, I'm NFA5 on the spreadsheet. Here's my bids: $47US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $223US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $97US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $12US for it.

gg...you've got to be kidding...your bids should be banned.....
03-14-2006, 09:17 PM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

gg...you've got to be kidding...your bids should be banned.....

Of course they should.... :smiley29:

I know - if you can't beat 'em, ban 'em.... :smiley44:
03-14-2006, 09:21 PM
nhcigarfan

Nino - these guys, with their board, are just trying to set up the royal screw job on you. Listen, I've been straight from the start. I will actually buy these... for money.
03-14-2006, 10:05 PM
Shagaroo

Alright you sorry fockers. George and Ted are the only people bidding right. That means we have two active bidders and a bunch of whining pissants. You fockers went with the system, now be a part of it or STFU! :smiley38: Alpaca is out for not paying attention and just plane annoying the hell outa me! Hey sarge... wish granted. Pack yer bids and move out! :smiley38: Drake, you are walking a fine line. However, because of your documented lack of mental sharpness I will cut you a little slack and give you a chance to catch up.

The rest of you fockers, bid right or piss off!
03-14-2006, 11:07 PM
Lopaka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Alright you sorry fockers. George and Ted are the only people bidding right. That means we have two active bidders and a bunch of whining pissants. You fockers went with the system, now be a part of it or STFU! :smiley38: Alpaca is out for not paying attention and just plane annoying the hell outa me! Hey sarge... wish granted. Pack yer bids and move out! :smiley38: Drake, you are walking a fine line. However, because of your documented lack of mental sharpness I will cut you a little slack and give you a chance to catch up.

The rest of you fockers, bid right or piss off!

Who died and made you god, you mofo! You system sucks and I even bid with it following your "strick" guidlines. You POS don't know how to run shit.

Bidding equal, there are 4 boxes. Bid on each box. $50 per box for the starting bid.

You and Georgipoo have been in this from the start. You lame ass post here proves it!

Basil, you can kiss my :smiley35: You didn't know what a Cigar was until PM your punk ass and showed it to you. Then I had to get the 10-year old picture diagram to show you how to lite it!

I've said it once, and twice. This is just Shag's and Georgepoo's way of getting the nice smokes. Try and try to warn you all, and this crap happens.

I win, you lose.
03-15-2006, 12:00 AM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lopaka

Who died and made you god, you mofo! You system sucks and I even bid with it following your "strick" guidlines. You POS don't know how to run shit.

Bidding equal, there are 4 boxes. Bid on each box. $50 per box for the starting bid.

You and Georgipoo have been in this from the start. You lame ass post here proves it!

Basil, you can kiss my :smiley35: You didn't know what a Cigar was until PM your punk ass and showed it to you. Then I had to get the 10-year old picture diagram to show you how to lite it!

I've said it once, and twice. This is just Shag's and Georgepoo's way of getting the nice smokes. Try and try to warn you all, and this crap happens.

I win, you lose.

That's Mr. Basil to you biatch. I gotcher fuckin' cigar right here. Why do you gotta be such dumbass? I'll tell you what I told your dumbass twin brother Drakpaka: Get With The Goddamn Program. Shit. Hell, Nino's getting it! Why can't the rest of you idiots get it?? You want to bid? Then get your stupid fucking bid in right. What's that? That's too hard? You don't understand? Y'know what? I'm tired of listening to you cry like a little bitch. Give 'im the gate Shag. Beat his ass with the ban stick. Me, You and gg are clearly the only ones sirius about the smokes. Nino, a strong word of caution - nhcigarfan is a lawyer. Enough said.
03-15-2006, 12:10 AM
Lopaka

You been here since Aug, I've been here since May. You don't even know what "It" is you wanker. You don't even see when the wool is pulled over your eyes!

Do you have your knee pads out for the nice smokies your going to pay from Georgiepoo and Shampoo?

Don't attempt to tell me :smiley35: you assmunch. You have been here long enough to tell others what to do...so take your dog rockets and stick them where the sun don't shine.

Again, 4 boxes $75 each.

End of story, I win....you lose.
03-15-2006, 12:40 AM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lopaka

You been here since Aug, I've been here since May. You don't even know what "It" is you wanker. You don't even see when the wool is pulled over your eyes!

Do you have your knee pads out for the nice smokies your going to pay from Georgiepoo and Shampoo?

Don't attempt to tell me :smiley35: you assmunch. You have been here long enough to tell others what to do...so take your dog rockets and stick them where the sun don't shine.

Again, 4 boxes $75 each.

End of story, I win....you lose.

hmmm . . . wanker. Assmunch. tch, tch, tch. I've been seeing this coming for some time now. Enjoy is while you can Crackpipepaka. Your days are numbered. Or rather, your hours. Y'know, the thing I look forward to the most is waking up, logging on, and seeing your name with the word "BANNED" under it!!!!!!
03-15-2006, 12:41 AM
Lopaka

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

hmmm . . . wanker. Assmunch. tch, tch, tch. I've been seeing this coming for some time now. Enjoy is while you can Crackpipepaka. Your days are numbered. Or rather, your hours. Y'know, the thing I look forward to the most is waking up, logging on, and seeing your name with the word "BANNED" under it!!!!!!

Keep dreaming, you have noooo power here Mrs. Basil.
03-15-2006, 12:48 AM
mauied1101

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

Ok, I'm NFA5 on the spreadsheet. Here's my bids: $47US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $223US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $97US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $12US for it.

Shag - can you assign me a NFA#. Bids: $52.05US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $228US on 1/3 on box #3. I'll go $98.23US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and $13US for the box. Unoriginal yes, higher bid, you betcha! :smiley44:

I'm assuming that the cigars are coming with the bands ON. Otherwise, I'm going back to $10/box for 3 boxes.
03-15-2006, 01:03 AM
basil

Finally. Thank you Mr. 1101. That LoCrackpipepaka keeps running into shit.
03-15-2006, 07:13 AM
cinda

Shag I am asking you to ban Lopaka from the bidding. He has done nothing but Flame, and take this train off track. We have less then 24 hours to get this done and people like Lopaka will only derail this transition. So I urge you Shag to Ban him from the bidding this will get this locomotive back on track and send a message to the hand fall of people that have followed his lead. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.:smiley31:
03-15-2006, 09:36 AM
ggiese

NFA5 checking in...

Here's my current bids: $45US for two 1/4, $43US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 $33US for three 1/2. Then I'll go with $231US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $94US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $11US for it. Put me down for $239 for one, two boxes please. And the fourth box (if it's still up for sale) I'm eyeing $157US. The empty boxes for two I bid $14US and the third I bid $8US.
03-15-2006, 10:15 AM
Drake

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

Shit man aren't you paying attention?!? Go back and look at Shag's system and make your bids accordingly. Goddamn. Get with the program. Shit.

sorry guys, internet was down last night. i think i'm going to send nino a pm with an offer he can't refuse. none of you guys deserve these cigars. you're all a bunch of bickering idiots! and if nino has half a brain, he'll see that too
03-15-2006, 10:25 AM
Drake

my PMs won't work!!! well, how about this. i'll send you my sheep for a week and you can send her back with however many cigars you think she was worth. she does things that you wouldn't imagine :smiley2:
03-15-2006, 11:59 AM
Drake

alright, the money and the sheep
03-15-2006, 11:59 AM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

my PMs won't work!!! well, how about this. i'll send you my sheep for a week and you can send her back with however many cigars you think she was worth. she does things that you wouldn't imagine :smiley2:

<sigh> See what I have to put up with Nino? Drake, for the 1000th time, you can't get PMS!!! And, Nobody Wants Your Damn Sheep. Not now, not ever!!! So quit trying to farm her out!

Shag, I second Cinda's notion - ban Locrackheadpaka. It's the same every time. How can he possibly contribute here anyway in such an impaired state of mind? Give 'im the gate!
03-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Drake

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

<sigh> See what I have to put up with Nino? Drake, for the 1000th time, you can't get PMS!!! And, Nobody Wants Your Damn Sheep. Not now, not ever!!! So quit trying to farm her out!

Shag, I second Cinda's notion - ban Locrackheadpaka. It's the same every time. How can he possibly contribute here anyway in such an impaired state of mind? Give 'im the gate!

who the hell made you boss? none of you can match what i'm offering. the money, or the lovin. so, step aside, fella
03-15-2006, 12:48 PM
Shagaroo

That's it... Drake is now out with his buddies Lodownfudgepaka and sexlesssarge...

BANNED FROM BIDDING

mauied1101 is now the 3rd active bidder who HAS A FOCKIN' CLUE! mauied1101 your number is NFA1101 for simplicity.
03-15-2006, 01:44 PM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

That's it... Drake is now out with his buddies Lodownfudgepaka and sexlesssarge...

BANNED FROM BIDDING

mauied1101 is now the 3rd active bidder who HAS A FOCKIN' CLUE! mauied1101 your number is NFA1101 for simplicity.

Just to clear the air around here...You piss ants can all go to hell. Shaggy and Wrinklenuts George have screwed this up for everyone. I fear Ninos will pull his offer and we all will be left out in the cold.

I'm telling hex what is really going on here. Ban me from bidding...NO freakin way.

I'm gonna PM Ninos. I ain't gotta bid. I have money. I'll just outright buy em. Then I might sell you folks some...At a tidy profit for all the trouble I have had here.

I'll give Drake and Lopaka some at cost or maybe for free...They have maintained dignity along with me on this whole thing.

:smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44:
03-15-2006, 02:08 PM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

Just to clear the air around here...You piss ants can all go to hell. Shaggy and Wrinklenuts George have screwed this up for everyone. I fear Ninos will pull his offer and we all will be left out in the cold.

I'm telling hex what is really going on here. Ban me from bidding...NO freakin way.

I'm gonna PM Ninos. I ain't gotta bid. I have money. I'll just outright buy em. Then I might sell you folks some...At a tidy profit for all the trouble I have had here.

I'll give Drake and Lopaka some at cost or maybe for free...They have maintained dignity along with me on this whole thing.

:smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44: :smiley44:

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.
03-15-2006, 03:55 PM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.

Ain't but two things that come from Texas...Steers and Queers. Which one are you Basil? Think I know.
03-15-2006, 04:16 PM
cigar no baka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

As the duly appointed NFA Bid Superintendent (NFA-BS) I am about to start banning people. We have a system in place and you guys are not making your bids in accordance with the rules set forth in previously mentioned posts. I realize there is some confusion here, and I think that has come about from Ninos not beginning his bidding for shipping. He has now added in the dreaded payment plan. So we will have to begin taking bids for payment systems as well.

I would really hate to have to move this to a web cionferencing system, the charges would become enormous for poor Ninos who is simply trying to help us out with fine smokes.

Ban away motherfucker!!!
03-15-2006, 05:36 PM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

Ain't but two things that come from Texas...Steers and Queers. Which one are you Basil? Think I know.

Well he is not a queer...I will vouch for him wink wink:smiley31:
03-15-2006, 05:59 PM
basil

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinda

Well he is not a queer...I will vouch for him wink wink:smiley31:

s'what I'm talkin' about baby - keep it up and I'll make sure you get some of these sticks!
03-15-2006, 08:29 PM
Lopaka

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.

I'm from Tennessee and your from where? The lone suck state, you fuckers can't drive to save your life! You think your all bad, being the lone star state. You think that you are the only state that was a country before it became a state. Check your history, Cali was a country before a state also.

Shag, you don't know or own crap, stick it up your arse, your bids don't mean shit. I've said that you and Georgeipoo have been in from the beginning and now I have my proof. Mr-I-gonna-ban-so-I-can-get-the-smokes. You can't do shit. Keep this up and Hex will know all about your little game. I havn't PM Nino yet, however I tempted and let him know all the truth on how you all want to screw him with the smokes.

Lastely, 4 boxes, bid $75 per box. This is now where it stands.

Shag, GG, Basil :smiley38:
03-15-2006, 08:30 PM
ggiese

Hey, Basil - I really like you and all - but I want to know what you and Cinda got going.... Cinda's me and Bill's friend - why is she sticking up for you??? This just plain sucks!!! :smiley7:

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