with April
Printable View
with April
showers of
ice picks
and other
sharp objects.
with syrup
running down
and into
your pancakes,
suddenly a
rampaging maniacal...
one legged
hard drinking
daisy picking
antique dealer..
who prefers
to sit
with his
pet emu.
made me
hiccup uncontrollably.
Just then
I developed
large blistery
puss laiden
festering kanker
...wait! Change...
pants with
your spouse
and rub
their nose
hard with
flint sandpaper
A knock
was sounded
(A knock was sounded?)
...that made
buttercup pancakes
fly off
my nipples
The Pancakes