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Any ideas where I'd find some????
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Any ideas where I'd find some????
you can pick up some super deals right here...right now....go get 'em!!!...
I have some pre embargo Davidoffs that my friend found in between his couch cushions. They are extremely dry. One of them is even cracking a bit.
1:When I take the cigars into the shower with me to re humidify them, do you recommend I use Zest or Irish Springs soap?
2: After I have humidified them am I ok to use Scotch tape on the broken one even though I live in western Canada?
3: Will I need to give the foot of the cigar a Pedicure in order to fetch maximum profit from the sale of these beauties?
I hope you can find the time to answer my questions and I will thank you in advance for any advice you can give!:smiley31:
interesting storage...between your cushions.....not uncommon,actually....scotch tape is always a good fixer-upper....pedicures would only be an option if selling the cigars to a woman.....
...oh...and the soap choice??.....i'd suggest l'oreal shampoo....
I just spent a half an hour looking directly into the sun...Now I can't see shit...Please help!!!:smiley37:
my friend says it burns when he smokes his cigars while using the rest room. Should I...I mean he flick the ashes in back instead or will that affect the development of the flavor?
Thanks!
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Originally Posted by cigarsarge
rinse your eyes with cider vinegar...you should be fine....the rreal question,though,is why were you doing such a thing??...
don't EVER smoke in a bathroom...tell your "friend"....cigars readily accept the scent of urine......did he...errr,you...notice that the flavor had hints of leather,roast beef and piss??....
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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
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Another worry you should have is that if you can't see shit, will you be more prone to step in it? Wow, what a possibly "deep" question. BPP sure has his work cut out for him!
Dear bigpoppapuff, I really need a personal trainer. I am very motivated and I do get out an exercise every day but I am still fat! Please help what should I do?:smiley19:
fat smash diet or south beach.....similar concepts and sane...lots of water and work out 3 days each week and don't forget cardio.........or forget it all and buy larger clothes and stop batheing...
Oh BPP Sage... need some hard advice please... have my in-laws coming in a couple weeks... for some reason, everytime I see them, I develop a tick and swear endlessly like I have Tourette Syndrome. They're coming for a long weekend... what should I do? :smiley5:
ooh ooh, me, me! Can I take a crack at this one oh wise and all-knowing BigPoppa?
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Originally Posted by mauied1101
Ok, let the Tourettes and the twitch work for you. First, dress up in a Easter bunny outfit. Draw on some whiskers, paint your nose pink - the whole nine yards. Meet 'em at the door - not on Easter, but when they first get to your house. Concentrate on localizing the twitch to your ass - that'll make the bunny tail look realistic. Fire up a stogie and just say whatever comes to mind. Never take the bunny suit off - if they try to make conversation, just reach in your basket, and ask 'em if they've seen your fuckin' eggs!
Yep that should work the only time you should be seeing them after that is on visiting days at the nearest psychic ward!:smiley27:
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Originally Posted by basil
Why not just go all the way with it? Dye unboiled eggs and throw them at the in-laws periodically as the urge to swear strikes. To top off the bunny suit, you could wear a large top hat and carry a pocket watch. While throwing the eggs scream, "I'm late you silly f*cks! I'm f*ckin' LATE! The rabbit died too! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
The bunny suit must be pink, a la Christmas Story.
ah.......good advice from all of you......
...please think of me as they carry me off in a stretcher...
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please let us know how it all turned out...hopefully not a copy of the police report....