But it was a good thing Magic johnson was close friends with chef chris cause....
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But it was a good thing Magic johnson was close friends with chef chris cause....
having a magic johnson opens all kinds of doors for a guy, not to mention it leads to a hefty discount at the brothel where my sister works. This reminds me.....
..........once again of bone-in hams, but I digress. What I really need is a....
.....new direction for this story to take. So I opened up my refrigerator........
...and found, a bone-in ham? Really, this whole ham thing is getting rather scary! So, I pretended to ignore it winking at me and instead concentrated on......
a big bowl of juicy peaches that I had forgotten about. The peaches caught my eye for a moment, but that damn winking from the ham.......
......was REALLY distracting me! I mean, it was a pretty good looking ham! I woulnd't mind boning and eating it! You know, it...........
…Smelled a lot like Magic Johnson. Reminded me of the story that he told me about how him and DR. J would go hang out in from of the Lakers girl Locker room after the game after putting a little bit of the ham juice behind each ear. He said it drove the ladies crazy!!!
Just then the phone rang; it was Chef Chris to tell me he would be right over with the sig tag for Pam. (HINT…Chris, Put a Tag Here…It would ad to the story)
...Chris finally appeared at the door, sporting a brand new tattoo of a....
The sig tag magic was all made possible by the miricle of modern memory/mammary compression. Made possible by the effots of engineers at the Playtel-Intex corporation. Defense contractors worked night and day modifying military computerized torpedo harnesses. The genius they designed is called.................
...........a hammogram. Grabbing a peach, and watching television, he tries to........
figure out if he had just fallen in and out of a time-warp, or did Chris really show up at the door. Was the tatoo of a bone-in ham, a peach, or some weird contraption designed to hold some sort of long metal tube? And why does it smell like......
oops
...I did it again.
A new adult diaper type fragrance from Brittney Spears. She has a lot of experience developing............
.....disasters that people simply can't stop talking about. That's why she's so......
manly, wait, is that the right word, no I was thinking...
......."musky". That comes from too many hours on leather car seats in mini-skirts with no panties. On the other hand, the payoff is..........
that "new-car" aroma accompanying.....
......Paris Hilton, wherever she goes. Every time she catches a whiff, it makes her fondly remember what it was like to..........
wash her first car. It had leather and the new car smell. She really....