Kevin7

Some how you managed to make the list, I think this is a joke the elves are playing on me.

I am not even going to ask if you were naughty or nice, all I had to do was read a few of your posts for the past year and the question answered its self. :smiley36:
Besides cigars that are bad for your heath what other items are you looking forward to this year?

1. No blow up sheep I know they are really popular in NC but I just don't feel right dropping them down the chimney.
2. I am sorry I lost the only copy of the Swedish albino midget donkey porn so that's out also.
3. I am flat out of them glass top boxes of Cohiba Habana Edicion Limitada 2014.

LOL no #2 ? Well then f**K you I dont want a damn thing now.

WE got real sheep down here and I just went to Nassau so I scored some pre release 2015 EL Cohiba glassadors :smiley20:

Send me a few smokes and I will be happy as a pig in shit :smiley15:

I hope you have a large mail box :smiley36:

I broke the shit out of the sleigh in a reindeer race last night after a few to many, So USPO will have to make the delivery.
If its a problem for a large flat rate box let me know and i can try and time it for Saturday delivery.

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large flat rate box

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Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

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Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

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LMAO. :smiley36:

Hey ,I'm old. First porn I ever watched was on Super8 mm

Transaction Number: 281312412

It will go out tomorrow if i can make it back form work early.

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Hey ,I'm old. First porn I ever saw was on a cave wall

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fix't for ya. :smiley4:

Ho ho ho motherfuckers I came home to a big assed box from my santa. I am not opening it yet though because I gotta dig out my VCR I'm praying for 80's hairy bush porn and an assortment of Swisher Sweet flavored cigarillos. I hope I am not disappointed or there will hell to pay. Thank you in advance Santa.. More to follow:smiley15:

Everything make it it OK?

Box is fine,I aint opening it yet unless there is raw chicken that might spoil LOL

The contents should be fine for a week or 3, I drooled on the cigars a little so the extra moisture will keep them from drying out.
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Seriously they will be fine i packed them good and tossed in a humi pack thing. "they are sealed up good", I kind of thought you would wait to open it so i planed for it.:smiley2:

:smiley1: awesome,pantyclause

That f'ing box is talking to me

It's Christmas eve ya pansy.....open the damn thing already!!

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lmao.....Merry Christmas bro!

Ah yes ,what a box of cigars and assorted cool cigar stuff awaited me this morning. Mangygreg outdid himself for sure. Thank you very much for making my Christmas day :smiley1:

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Ah yes ,what a box of cigars and assorted cool cigar stuff awaited me this morning. Mangygreg outdid himself for sure. Thank you very much for making my Christmas day :smiley1:

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You're quite da man for holding out until Christmas before opening it! :smiley20:

What - no pictures of the happy boy opening the present?

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Is that your son?

It's me opening my secret Santa package . George wanted a selfie of me :smiley37:. My son will be 21 in 2 weeks and off to Law Enforcement school . A local town has sponsored him and there is a 95% chance they will hire him upon completion.

You have aged well. I don't get cake like that at my house.

Congrats on your son's career; is he a cigar smoker too?

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This is the real me being a smartass as usual