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I have 2 boxes available of fresh cohiba esplendidos brought home with me from my trip to cuba.
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$400 per box shipped in the USA.
Paypal accepted
Contact: Mkanczuga@hotmail.com
Location: Toronto, ON
Thanks,
Martin.
400, pssst, I'll do better than that...
I bid .072 canadian dollars and my last weeks' used q-tips.
I bid 2 banana flavored Backwoods, a rare 1986 Lincoln penny, 3 used home pregnancy tests, and half of a yellow Shamwow.
Damnit, a shamwow, I cannot compete unless I pull out the...... THE SNUGGIE, I add a SNUGGIE that I diarrhead in.
oh sure. first you'll try to sell us your cohibas; then you'll try to sell us on a '93 Ford Probe :smiley32:
You are a dumbass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
But I will give you 5$ and a whole shamwow if you pick up the shipping.
Well played, sir :smiley36::smiley36::smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by chefchris
Forget all these tightwads and their outrageously low bids. I'll tell you what...you send me these two authentic boxes of fine Cuban cigars, and to make sure they get here safe, don't use packing peanuts, use crumpled up 5 dollar bills. As soon as I get the cigars, I'll take them out, shit in the boxes and send said boxes back to you.
Don't worry, I'll send them COD...
Fuck off.
C'mon guys, lets show a little community and good will..........GB? You all know how hard fresh cubans are to find.
Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.
Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.
Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????
I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.
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Oh, good Grief
How about you, came in unannounced and tried to sell possibly fake Cuban cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
If you had introduced yourself, let us know about the cigars you smoke, a little about you and stuck around for a while then tried to sell your cigars you might have got a better reception.
Probably not though since according to the Official Policy on Cuban Cigars which states
So with that said, I'll bid the lint from my belly button and a slightly used diaper from my daughter.Quote:
I would like to officially declare that the sale or trade of Cuban Cigars (ISOM’s) are not be discussed on this board
Ok I was completely oblivious to the the fact that cuban cigars were not to be sold on these boards. As you can tell I have just registered so I am not famaliar with all the policies on here but I appreciate the warm welcome and worthy advice (Corvin). If this thread needs to be deleted, please do so as I do not want to violate your rules.
It almost sounds like you are actually ignorant, as opposed to just stupid, so I'll take pity on a fellow Canadian and explain: The cigars are fake. The box screams fake. The warranty certificate screams fake. Even the serial number on the sticker screams fake. The lack of the Cuban domestic market hologram sticker screams fake. I haven't even looked at the cigars yet and everything about them screams fake. You were conned in Cuba, along with many, many, many other tourists. Look at Toronto's craigslist and kijiji and you can see all the other boxes of cigars that are just as fake as yours. Somehow I don't think you have the stamped export form and government receipt, right? The young'uns have a saying for this ... "epic fail."Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
BTW, watch for cigar beetles.
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Originally Posted by bigwhiteash
LMFAO!
:smiley36::smiley36::smiley36:
How does it feel to have two assholes now Sreetthispgt...You just got ripped a new one. Welcome to our little place on the web.:smiley31:
You could list them on eBay - just make sure you're listing them as "collector's items - not being sold for their tobacco content - being sold for the collector's value of the packaging..."
However, I think we can settle this to everyone's satisfaction - I start the HONEST bidding at USD$125.00.
BTW - do you take eGold? :smiley2:
BTW - let me know when you're have your next party at the house (birthday, christmas, etc.) - any kind of friends or family function will do. I want to stop by and unload some of the extras I have laying around the house. Sound fair?
Shamwow? Shamwow? I don't buy anything unless it is endorsed by Billy Mays. Does Billy Mays endorse these cigars. If so can you throw in a hercules hook? If so how much?Quote:
Originally Posted by chefchris
Oh wait. I'm not allowed to trade with the enemy. Damn you terrorist!
lmao - dang. this some funny shit. Yep Srttppbbttt you got fucked. hehe not knowing the formalities, etc. here is about as lame an excuse as they come. You're admitting to not knowing and not caring enough to find out before you try to barrel through here trying to rip people off. Ignorance and apathy.
Welcome to OUR forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
Sorry, you don't get off that easy. We don't delete posts. Your ignorance will be here as long as we are. Ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
You're the dumbshit who bought fake cuban cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
They are fake dumbass. I wouldn't give you $10 for the box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
Just fuck off. There are dumbasses like you on Fleebay that will buy them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetthispgt
Poor streetthespian... The guys got all of this money tied up in these cigars, and his only acknowledgment is being beat up on this cigar board... :smiley40:
Street - I'd suggest you head over to the cigar forums at Cigar Family dot com. They really like Cuban Cohiba's and would gladly fork over at least $400 a box! :smiley20:
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Originally Posted by BigMacFU
Are those Q-Tips still available?
Ok first off. Next time you box up a bunch of fakes at least line up the cigar bands. Even the communists package their stuff with an eye to the consumer.
I'll overnight 'em to you just because I like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwhiteash
OK, i know i am getting in on this late, but i am willing to part with my jar of toe nail clipping. but only if this box of Cohibas has the glass top to it.:smiley41:
No friggin way, I've been saving my bellybutton lint, toe jam and nail clippings for a genuine glass top cohiba box. I've even got a few like new diapers if there are any cigars in the box.Quote:
Originally Posted by ukyfan
I got some smegma and some zit cheese and a booger with 3 hairs in it(yeah it hurt to dig that fucker out).
Alas, my friends, it appears streetthespian has left our midst - forever to hold onto to those prized Kuban Coohiba cigars.
The humanity... :smiley19: