The Kennebunkport Hillbilly

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The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The BeverlyHillbillies Theme Song)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nosecandy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.

Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

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Damn liberals.... :smiley7:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

Damn liberals.... :smiley7:

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Don't worry George, I'll post one mocking liberals in a bit. :smiley2: :smiley33:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

Damn liberals.... :smiley7:

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LMAO!!

Speaking of Yale, I heard John Kerry finally released his transcript. Scotty, would you say he had good grades?

And by the way why the FUCK isn't this in the "politics" forum?

STRIKE for Scotty, violation of board policy. Speaking of strikes, how's that ugly whore Jamie doing?

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

LMAO!!

Speaking of Yale, I heard John Kerry finally released his transcript. Scotty, would you say he had good grades?

And by the way why the FUCK isn't this in the "politics" forum?
for Scotty, violation of board policy. Speaking of strikes, how's that ugly whore Jamie doing?

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It's Jaime, not Jamie ya asshat. :smiley36: Did you get yourself banned over there.? You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there. :smiley36: :smiley3:

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Originally Posted by SFG75

It's Jaime, not Jamie You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there... :smiley36: :smiley3:

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You didn't complete the sentence, Scotty... "You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there THAT IS IN AGREEMENT WITH LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY, OTHERWISE DON'T POST"

Jaime.... Oh, I just thought she misspelled her name... Now it makes sense... She's a liberal and liberals ALWAYS have to do things contrary to normal society - such things as spelling your name... You also get names like "Moonbeam" and "Meriwether"...

Arguing with a liberal is always fun too - agree with me, then you can argue - WTF. And don't badmouth the Democrats, otherwise you're a war monger and a baby killer... Liberals argue like a bunch of woosies!!! I swear it's all the pot the liberals are smoking - warps the perspective...

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Originally Posted by ggiese

You didn't complete the sentence, Scotty... "You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there THAT IS IN AGREEMENT WITH LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY, OTHERWISE DON'T POST"

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Join the site and see for yourself George. Liberals are actually the minority on that board. PM me and introduce yourself. :smiley20: BTW-I'm Nebraska29 over there.

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Join the site and see for yourself George. Liberals are actually the minority on that board. PM me and introduce yourself. BTW-I'm Nebraska29 over there.

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Don't lie. 80% of them want to legalize pot and just about every single one of them identifies themself as a liberal. It has a reputation of being one of the worst "debate" :smiley24: boards out there since they are so intolerant and disrespectful of the opinions of others. Actually I shouldn't complain, it's a GREAT place for all the liberal assholes to congregate and spend time preaching to the choir rather than campaigning for Democrats or getting people to register Democrat. Speaking of which Mr. "Democratic County Chairman", you managed to crack the 30% registered Democrats barrier in your county yet? :smiley36: Hell, the county's so damned small, all you probably gotta do is get 9 or so voters registered Democrat to bring that ole percentage right up :smiley36:

Oh and

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you actually have to post things of substance over there

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is a joke :smiley36:

You do know why newspapers have limits on the number of words one can use in a "Letter to the Editor" especially regarding "politcial" letters, or why generally campaign pieces are short and sweet, don't you?
IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO READ ALL THE BULLSHIT especially not posts by a buncha goddam liberals trying to show how smart they are.

Almost all of the bullshit that is posted on that site is indeed bullshit. I love it when people like you Scotty cite left-wing nut job sites as your "sources" like that leftcoast one you used.

I wouldn't give that place the time of day......

Scotty, I see you blew right past my question about John Kerry's grades at Yale.

Care to comment? Or do I conclude that your silence means that you liberals who used to slam Bush for his GPA at Yale and feeling too stupid and have way too much egg on your faces to even want to talk about the topic.

Speaking of which, has that ugly whore JAMIE commented at all about it? (WARNING: Loaded question, don't lie.......)

Admit it Scotty, she is a fuggen BEAST :smiley11: :smiley21:

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Don't lie. 80% of them want to legalize pot and just about every single one of them identifies themself as a liberal. It has a reputation of being one of the worst "debate" :smiley24: boards out there since they are so intolerant and disrespectful of the opinions of others.

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Look, I know you and I have a lot of disagreements, but the site is actually great. They have a shit load of members and are doing very well. No conservatives?, have you ever seen Overland_sailor, Conservpat, or Jaime post? They're all pretty conservative. There's others too, it's just grown too big for me to recount who is all on which side. Heck, there's even a respectable number of libertarians. :smiley26:

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Look, I know you and I have a lot of disagreements, but the site is actually great. They have a shit load of members and are doing very well. No conservatives?, have you ever seen Overland_sailor, Conservpat, or Jaime post? They're all pretty conservative. There's others too, it's just grown too big for me to recount who is all on which side. Heck, there's even a respectable number of libertarians. :smiley26:

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Scotty naturally YOU would think that left-wing piece of shit of a site is "great" :smiley24:

If you want to live in your fantasy world, fine, you and Jamie and the rest of you sorry-assed liberals just do that. Again, I'll stick to getting Republicans elected while you know-it-alls keep talking to yourselves.

And YES, I've seen Jamie post, she's a liberal bag of shit and she hides it very well. Of course to an ultra left winger like you, she'd appear "conservative" :smiley24:

How's the Democratic voter registration drive going in Clay County, Nebraska? :smiley36:

I was rather shocked that "Carthago" gave up so easily on the medicinal marijuana thread. Of course, it's hard to refute constitutional argumentswith the premise of "that's just stupid!." :smiley36: :smiley36:

Typical Scotty, ask him a question and he ignores you.

What does your former sigtag mean?
What do you think of John Kerry's grades at Yale? You and your shitbag liberal asspwipes at your liberal "debate" board?
Has Jamie commented on Kerry's GPA at Yale?
How's your voter registration drive going in Clay County? :smiley36:

Will Scotty EVER answer any of these questions?

Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of "As the Cigar Turns". :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Typical Scotty, ask him a question and he ignores you.

What does your former sigtag mean?
What do you think of John Kerry's grades at Yale? You and your shitbag liberal asspwipes at your liberal "debate" board?
Has Jamie commented on Kerry's GPA at Yale?
How's your voter registration drive going in Clay County?

Will Scotty EVER answer any of these questions?

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Typical Scotty, ask him a question and he ignores you.

What does your former sigtag mean?
What do you think of John Kerry's grades at Yale? You and your shitbag liberal asspwipes at your liberal "debate" board?
Has Jamie commented on Kerry's GPA at Yale?
How's your voter registration drive going in Clay County? :smiley36:

Will Scotty EVER answer any of these questions?

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He's thinking, CC - it'll take a while and it hurts him.... Don't hold your breath...

And why did Carthago get owned on the debate thread at A.D.? I mean, that person was a less than 400 poster if I remember right. Sheesh, already buried by the time I saw the post. :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley37:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

He's thinking, CC - it'll take a while and it hurts him.... Don't hold your breath...

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Once again the little asshole ignores any questions that are asked of him.....

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Once again the little asshole ignores any questions that are asked of him.....

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Just as you don't dictate what websites I go to, you also aren't entitled to get answers that you want. Besides that, why are you so fascinated with me? Go find a hobby Bill. Go for a walk, call a relative, or read the newest copy of the National (fascist)Review. :smiley2: :smiley37:

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Just as you don't dictate what websites I go to, you also aren't entitled to get answers that you want. Besides that, why are you so fascinated with me? Go find a hobby Bill. Go for a walk, call a relative, or read the newest copy of the National (fascist)Review. :smiley2: :smiley37:

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And you're entitled to be an arrogant, whining prick. You reap what you sow.......

LMAO, this one is a classic response from Scotty who is so in love with himself, he thinks I'm "fascinated" with him:

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Besides that, why are you so fascinated with me?

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Newsflash for ya Scotty, NO ONE here is "fascinated" with you. On the other hand, most people think very little of you and if anything feel sorry for you.

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Just as you don't dictate what websites I go to, you also aren't entitled to get answers that you want. Besides that, why are you so fascinated with me? Go find a hobby Bill. Go for a walk, call a relative, or read the newest copy of the National (fascist)Review. :smiley2: :smiley37:

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Scotty - You're right - no one can dictate which sites you go to (except of course, the admin :smiley2: ).

You also don't have to answer ANYONE's questions. But if they are valid questions (i.e. "what does Carthago Delenda Est mean"), failure to answer really makes you look foolish... Besides, I know it's painful to debate those issues you don't want to address. Saying nothing is a perfectly valid response - albeit, a weak one....

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Newsflash for ya Scotty, NO ONE here is "fascinated" with you.

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And may I recommend that you take a cue from them and follow suit. :smiley37:

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Originally Posted by SFG75

And may I recommend that you take a cue from them and follow suit. :smiley37:

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ROTFLMAO!!!! http://cigarsnobs.com/forum/style_em...wnlaugh-vi.gif

Do you really think CC is that "fascinated" with you??? I don't think you're reading him right....

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Originally Posted by ggiese

ROTFLMAO!!!! http://cigarsnobs.com/forum/style_em...wnlaugh-vi.gif

Do you really think CC is that "fascinated" with you??? I don't think you're reading him right....

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Yes George, he is fixated on me. If it wasn't him, no one would have an issue-and he knows it. :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Yes George, he is fixated on me. If it wasn't him, no one would have an issue-and he knows it. :smiley36:

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Ok - you win... Now no one has issue with you, other than CC - that's funny.... http://cigarsnobs.com/forum/style_em...wnlaugh-vi.gif

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Yes George, he is fixated on me. If it wasn't him, no one would have an issue-and he knows it. :smiley36:

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Scotty, can you at least try and make some sense when you post? Your post I quoted may make sense to you but makes no sense to anyone else, "If it wasn't him, no one would have an issue"? WTF is that supposed to mean? And once again, NO ONE is "fixated" on you.

You really are all kinds of impressed with yourself, aren't you?

The "issue" with you is you acted like a total asshole to people over on the Island totally abusing your "moderator" status AND you got so nasty with Rod that he was forced to ban you from CigarPass. Those "issues" with you are YOUR OWN making, not mine Scotty. You can't seem to take responsibility for your own actions, can you?

You're egotistical, condscending, phoney and arrogant. Again, YOU act this way, everyone can see it in your posts. You prove my case for me every time you open your mouth here.

It's kinda funny, you don't know when to answer questions (like what's your sigtag mean) yet you can't seem to control your temper and keep your ego in check in other cases when you go off on your rants. :smiley36: :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

The "issue" with you is you acted like a total asshole to people over on the Island totally abusing your "moderator" status AND you got so nasty with Rod that he was forced to ban you from CigarPass. Those "issues" with you are YOUR OWN making, not mine Scotty. You can't seem to take responsibility for your own actions, can you?

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And no one cares about that CC. Folks don't give a damn what about happened on LTC. It's Zac's site and he can run it as he sees fit. Your friends didn't understand that concept, and well, the rest is history. It's funny how you dismissed my twelve links of you chasing me as "ancient history," but you become an archaeologist in digging up every little disagreement at LTC from months ago, but I guess that doesn't fall under the title of "ancient history" now does it? No one cares CC-no one. You talk endlessly about all this "abuse" and continue non-stop about stuff on other boards that quite frankly-doesn't mater worth jack squat. :smiley36: :smiley36: Do you really want to hash everything out over LTC again? What is it going to do?

Oh, and by the way-the disagreement you aired about LTC on the "how many boards are you a member of" thread is technically a violation of the rules. Where do disagreements go on this board CC? I'll let you have three guesses.

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Oh, and by the way-the disagreement you aired about LTC on the "how many boards are you a member of" thread is technically a violation of the rules. Where do disagreements go on this board CC? I'll let you have three guesses.

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The report the post you little shit and see if a moderator or the site administrator agrees with you. Just because you think it's "technically a violation" doesn't mean it is because you DO NOT have the power to make that call now do you? :smiley36:

You want to run this plasce just like over on your Communist debate site, those assholes bend the rules to suit their needs as they see fit. Scotty, this place is not like that in case you haven't noticed and you don't have the power to abuse people here, LMFAO!!!!

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Originally Posted by SFG75

And no one cares about that CC. Folks don't give a damn what about happened on LTC. It's Zac's site and he can run it as he sees fit. Your friends didn't understand that concept, and well, the rest is history. It's funny how you dismissed my twelve links of you chasing me as "ancient history," but you become an archaeologist in digging up every little disagreement at LTC from months ago, but I guess that doesn't fall under the title of "ancient history" now does it? No one cares CC-no one. You talk endlessly about all this "abuse" and continue non-stop about stuff on other boards that quite frankly-doesn't mater worth jack squat. :smiley36: :smiley36: Do you really want to hash everything out over LTC again? What is it going to do?

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On the contrary Scotty boy, THEY DO care quite a bit what kind of an asshole you've been on other sites. You obviously don't want anyone to know about your past sins but isn't that just too bad. :smiley36:

You know you abused people over on the Island and once again, IT DOES INDEED MATTER. Kinda like a sex offender, people like you seldom if ever change........

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

The report the post you little shit.

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Come on, take a guess. :smiley2:

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

On the contrary Scotty boy, THEY DO care quite a bit what kind of an asshole you've been on other sites. You obviously don't want anyone to know about your past sins but isn't that just too bad.

You know you abused people over on the Island and once again......

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Yes, I abused people and they are irreparably harmed by being banned from a board. :smiley36: Oh the misery that it would cause!. :smiley36: I bet they're on the therapist's couch right now as we speak. :smiley36:

Whose board is it again? Whose board?

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Originally Posted by SFG75

Yes, I abused people and they are irreparably harmed by being banned from a board. :smiley36: Oh the misery that it would cause!. :smiley36: I bet they're on the therapist's couch right now as we speak. :smiley36:

Whose board is it again? Whose board?

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It's NOT "your" board and you had a huge part in ruining it for Zac. You should be ashamed of yourself.........

Zac is way too immature and way to ignorant to run a board effectively as evidenced by the fact that it's almost a complete failure.

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Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

It's NOT "your" board and you had a huge part in ruining it for Zac. You should be ashamed of yourself.........

Zac is way too immature and way to ignorant to run a board effectively as evidenced by the fact that it's almost a complete failure.

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This isn't LTC, what ocured over there has nothing to do here. People have said that before here.

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Originally Posted by SFG75

This isn't LTC, what ocured over there has nothing to do here. People have said that before here.

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Oh, c'mon Scotty - are you that clueless... Sheeeessshhh...

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Originally Posted by SFG75

This isn't LTC, what ocured over there has nothing to do here. People have said that before here.

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No Scotty, you don't just get to wipe your terrible reputation away like it never happened. You continue to act like the arrogant, immature, condescending, egotistical phoney that you are and you're only doing yourself more harm than good here.

Your latest angle is to try and spew your left wing crap here. How's that going by the way? I don't see anyone here in agreement with your leftists political views.

Just a hint Scotty, drop the political crap 'cause you'll only piss MORE people off than you already have. HEY, while you're at it, why not talk about religion, now THERE'S a great way to make people like you :smiley36:

Oh, here's a new smiliey that looks like it might be appropriate:

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Politics and religion are 2 things never discussed at our local herfs. We are all adults and nothing someone could say could chance most grown peoples affiliations. Our herfs are filled with a wide variety of nationalities and religions,what we all agree on is CIGARS.


K7

Cigars bridge many gaps in people. I have talked to many people over a cigar that I would have never spoken to any other way. I would venture to say in a herf situation where politics and religion were off limits all of us would get along. Even CC and Scott.

If they did not get along at a herf, that would be amusing. I've never seen a brawl break out at a herf. :smiley37:

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Originally Posted by cigarsarge

I would venture to say in a herf situation where politics and religion were off limits all of us would get along. Even CC and Scott.

If they did not get along at a herf, that would be amusing. I've never seen a brawl break out at a herf. :smiley37:

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LOL-Gotta hand it to ya Ken, you have a good sense of humor. :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: