CS Dictionary / Thesaurus

Postitute n (post'i toot') (synonym - Post Whore)

One who engages in excessive posting for personal gain and community recognition. Postitution is not race, creed or gender specific. Postitution is sometimes attributed to one's attempt to appear to be popular within a new community by quickly attaining a large number of "posts". Newbies (new members) are more likely to engage in postitution than senior members in an effort to increase their post count and quickly establish a rapport with other members. Postitution has run amuck in some communities and there are few controlling measures at this time.

Does your post on postitutes count as postitution?

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Originally Posted by BigMacFU

Does your post on postitutes count as postitution?

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Yes, this is a prime example of Postitution.

Postitution can overtake you at any age.

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t8853-it...en-a-year.html

:smiley5: I still don't know what happened.

Well goshdarnit deedubs, quit this postitution now before I call your pimp.

post-mortem (post' - mor' tem n)

1734, from L. post mortem, from post "after" + mortem, accusative of mors "death" (see mortal). To post after death. Clinically and scientifically proven, a person can and many times will, post after death. As documented in 2007, a doorman working at a funeral parlor in New Jersey slipped a keyboard into the casket of an infamous postitute lying "In-State". The following day there were reportings of actual posts by the deceased. Shortly after the grave-site ceremony, another post appeared, indicating that one can even post from the grave.

posthole [pohst-hohl]– noun

A hole that one unknowingly digs himself into when posting. Typically other members will throw in some dirt to exasperate an already embarrasing situation. :smiley43:

I'm learning so many new words. :smiley20:

See... now I'm confused... Would BDurrani be a postitute for that, or is just a posthole because its a specific incident of postitution??

Or am I just an :smiley51:

Very confusing...

Definitely Postitution.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/ggiese/d3.jpg

There have at least been a couple of new words since the inception of this thread:

Douchnozzle : (adj.)

Asshattery : (adv.)

Input appreciated!

<p>: (verb): to hold one's head with one hand in dismay/disbelief of the situation...

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Originally Posted by badwhale

<p>: (verb): to hold one's head with one hand in dismay/disbelief of the situation...

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I know that as /facepalm. Guess it could be the same.

/facepalm = /palm = <p>



EDIT: Damn. It just dawned on me. I'm a postitute. Whoring myself out for post counts just so you guys call me one of your brothers.

Hey Mark, douchenozzle is a noun, as in "You can't get it clean if the douchenozzle is plugged," or "Barney is a douchenozzle."

Also, congrats on hitting 1000 posts.

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Hey Mark, douchenozzle is a noun, as in "You can't get it clean if the douchenozzle is plugged," or "Barney is a douchenozzle."

Also, congrats on hitting 1000 posts.

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No kidding!! Congrats on the milestone Mark!!

I contest the limitation of "douchenozzle" to being a noun. Everyone knows that Ashauler douchenozzles it up every other Tuesday, and that Heftysmokes douchenozzedly leaves the oven on and the microwave door open.

Jon....Jon.....Jon......you keep speaking secrets, I'm gonna start posting the photos from the safe. :smiley44:

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Also, congrats on hitting 1000 posts.

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Originally Posted by ashauler

No kidding!! Congrats on the milestone Mark!!

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Hey thanks! I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. That's pretty cool.

Actually, it's postituting.

As far as douchnozzle goes, I was thinking more along the general lines of the following, which could be considered a noun:

"iBarney5 is a douchnozzle."

but something can be said for the following sentence, which is used as a verb:

"iBarney5 douchnozzled his way out of his ridiculous thread."

I guess I was thinking more along the lines of an adjective, like this:

"Wanna split a box of shitty cigars that that douchnozzle iBarney5?"

I suppose it's our dictionary, and one word could easily be a noun, a verb, and an adjective.

Okay, with all douchenozzling aside . . . if some one is promoting postituting, is it pandering?

Courtesy of ChristopherS:

bewindle

From the Urban Dictionary:

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To make some one feel less of a person without using words.
To attack their self esteem without words.

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I feel bewindle'd. Not freaking belittled either.

That look killed me. I felt so bewindled. NO FOOL, NOT BELITTLED. Yea so what.. I should of stayed in school. I'll just make that word up myself and put it in the Urban Dictionary! SO THERE.

Thanks Mr. C! :smiley20: